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Nominations and nominees.

Comic nominations are always met with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - after all, the nominees are real, not funny)))!

Here I described how the medal itself is quick and easy to make. But a medal can be awarded not only for opening the champagne well, but for almost anything, just set a goal. Although the nominations are comic, their announcement so enlivens the atmosphere and concentrates the attention of the entire company that it is possible to build the whole holiday on only one nomination of contests that have not even been held.

Even the presentation of real awards is not always so successful.

To whom are we handing over and for what reason?

- at a birthday or other holiday of one person (admission to school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving Nobel Prize, the release of the first article in the magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, a victory at a dog show, etc.) we award only this person, the hero of the occasion;

- at the celebration of several people (the victory of the team in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.) we present all these people with the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are similar in meaning);

- February 23 and March 8 - all women and all men without exception (check a hundred times that you haven't forgotten anyone. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (useful for unexpected guests). But! Here you need to make one form and size, but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting.Everyone will wait, but what is invented for him?

What are we writing?

Comic nominations of competitions and texts on medals.

By family ties:

- The most best mom(daughter, grandmother, aunt)

- The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)

- Eldest beloved daughter, youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)

By profession:

- The most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)

- The most beloved teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the traffic police called now?)

- The coolest sportsman (banker, hacker)

(It is not necessary literally here, it is even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: having cut your neighbor's hair is already the best stylist, managed to run to the bus - well, you are a cool athlete)

By positions:

- The most democratic boss, employee, accountant

- The most greedy chief accountant

- The most flexible executive employee

- The most economic manager

Important! And the chief, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in singular... But still write the word "most" - for humor and light irony, which I hope they will understand.

By action:

- I am the best ... gave my neighbor a chair (screwed in a light bulb, blowing smoke rings, making reports)

- I am the fastest ... I can paint lips (I find my mobile in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), I count without a calculator)

The same, but for babies:

- I was the fastest ... ate porridge (fell asleep during the day)

- I am the best ... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)

For schoolchildren I can't figure it out yet: daughter is a student, nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school themes... But you understood the idea, you will come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here is a little for junior schoolchildren:

- Miss Curly Curls

- Miss the most beautiful bows

- Our protection and support

- Our Keeper of Secrets

- The smartest (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)

- The most gentle (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, funny)

By hobbies and cute features:

- World star reading newspapers

- World-class maestro in playing on the nerves

- Our personal astrologer (for the horoscope lover)

- Fashionable thing (for a fashionable thing))

- Our best florist (who loves to tinker with bouquets)

- Our Sukhomlinsky (lover to educate)

- Young Michurinist (for summer residents of any age)

- A student of Bill Gates (someone who is well versed - or thinks he is well versed - in computer programs)

- Our chocolatier (the most obvious chocolate lover. It would be me by default))

- Almost Hitchcock (horror fan)

- The Snow Queen (to the most prickly lady)

- Iron Lady (to whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)

Comic nominations and their winners:

- Winner of the nomination "Lady checked in luggage" (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for a lover of a heap of bags, packages, avosek))

- Winner of the nomination "Someone has come down from the hill" (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or loves hiking in the mountains, or ski resorts)

- Winner of the nomination "Ty f me pidmanula, ty f me pіdvala" (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))

- Winner of the nomination "On a small raft" (this is from a song by Y. Loza, for fans of mountain rivers, if any)

- Winner of the nomination "I will drive the bike for a long time" (very beautiful song my youth. A gift from me to cyclists)

- Winner of the nomination "I'll send him to ..."

- Winner of the nomination "Orientation - North" (from another song by Lolita. To a person somehow connected with the word "north": he lived, served, worked for The far north... Either he lives in the area of ​​the Northern Bus Station (once there was such a one in Donetsk, and our student hostel was not far away), or works at the Donetsk - Severny station, for example.

- Winner of the nomination "You got drunk, yak a pig" (You got drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of New Year's musicals... This medal is NOT to be presented, but to show and announce in advance that it is there, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it, he will receive it publicly. But you hope it doesn't come to that)

It would be very good to collect these songs for this block of nominations and include each one for 1 - 1.5 minutes, while a person goes to get a medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at homemade holidays are always very, very helpful: they smooth out rough edges and create pleasant musical pauses when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.

I remind you: how to make a medal, I described in detail in this article. If your medal does not fit both the text and the picture, leave one thing, but in any case, read the text and the nomination aloud: you, after all, have a presentation ceremony))

Another tip: when choosing texts and nominations of contests for your company, immediately imagine who exactly this will suit. Only in this case it will be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will go to waste into space. And we need to hook people here on earth))

Wishing you bright nominations and nominees,

A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen!

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Comic diploma. "Diploma of a cunning lawyer." From the Bukvoed store. Code: 878635. ISBN: 00000000314 - review

The best diploma to cheer up your friends at graduation! + photo

My friend had a graduation, he graduated from a lawyer! And I decided to please him with such an original humorous diploma of a cunning lawyer.

I bought it in the Bukvoed store for 105 rubles. The size of the diploma is 11x16 cm. It is smaller than a real diploma. But convenient and compact. The main thing is that this is not just a diploma, a red diploma, it says "Issued with honors", so even if you did not study at the university, then at least here you can visit as an excellent student, and therefore positive mood your friend is guaranteed 100%.

This diploma has special lines where you can enter the name of the person to whom you want to solemnly present this diploma, and you can also independently score your friend for comic subjects, such as: "For cunning and resourcefulness", "For the ability to forget about money and prestige , and to act according to conscience "," For kindness and cheerfulness "and other similar nominations.

So I advise everyone to have such original and interesting souvenirs!

Nominations for a comic awarding at a corporate party

Rewarding, as a rule, fits into some kind of corporate party theme, being a fun and positive end to the official part of the entertainment program.

I looked at the Internet experience of humanity in the issue of comic nominations for awards at corporate events and realized that everything is somehow fragmented and unsystematic. Because of this, it is difficult for you and me to take advantage of these achievements.

I will try to fix and somehow headline the main directions of cheerful employee rewards.

For fun rewarding do not forget to put a photographer at the scene and ask each employee to pose in front of the camera for a couple of seconds. The pictures are memorable, because on such a day they come with a beautiful hairstyle in the best outfit.

Accessories for the nominees

It was very effective. Glasses were left as a gift, of course. You can also use wigs, hats, funny ties, etc.

V ready-made sets can be from 4 to 30 items, can be found on the theme of the holiday or simply "about a birthday." Photos are always effective, as guests behave more relaxed with their accessories. Apparently, it seems to them that they somehow covered up)).

Mister, miss and mrs ...

Such nominations are suitable for the case when office staff simply dressed up and gathered for festive table... The script is straightforward and entertaining, and the awarding ceremony is a way of presenting a souvenir. What can you suggest here?

Mister / Miss / Mrs:
Genius, Idea Generator. Refinement, Grace, Company Soul, Originality, Kindness, Sociability, Wisdom, Riddle, X, Positive, Smile, Curiosity, Dreamer, Dreamer.

There are also nominations Optimiss and Optimister :-). And also Miss Compromise.

You can use your favorite phrases for nominations. It will be something like this: Mister"I'm busy", "Call back", "Monday again!" "War by war, lunch on schedule."
Miss“Oh, I broke my nail again”, “Who has a chocolate bar”, “All the men are good ..”, “All the women are like women, and I'm a princess”.

Comic rewarding of employees - "New professions"

These nominations mention those professions that simply cannot be in your team, but the employees have proven themselves in this way (do not forget to add that this is not just a Teacher, but a Teacher of the Year):

• Chief physician (he always has advice on the treatment of any ailment and a full box of medicines)
• Makeup artist (she paints herself and does makeup to everyone else)
• Tea Ceremony Master (brews tea solely out of great respect for this drink)
• Firefighter or Rescuer of the Year (eliminated the consequences in difficult situations)
• A psychotherapist (a programmer who lovingly explains to each employee separately why the base does not work)
• The best chef or buffet specialist (every team must have one - he quickly ran to the supermarket and arranged a banquet at the highest level)
• Super-model (yes, the most beautiful! Yes, this is her only role in the team!)
• Taster of the Year (this person tries sweets on everyone's tables, drying, accurately recognizes the smell of perfume and is a subtle connoisseur of office smells)
• Nail Art Master (looks like she's been doing this all day)
• Political commentator (well, the one who, from the very morning, is outraged by the election results, the situation in Syria, the situation of illegal immigrants and the offspring of the Pugacheva and Galkin couple)
• Privy Counselor (oh ... terrible man ...)
• Traveler of the Year (for some reason, he has a VERY often vacation ... Or so it seems to everyone :-))
• Mafia of the Year (Awarded to a group of employees for long meetings in the ladies' room led by Legally Blonde)

I have no doubt you, looking at your colleagues, will come up with something else ...

Hobby nominations

Here you need to use the habits, gastronomic preferences and hobbies of each employee.

You can add the word "Best ...". Or "Most", "Inveterate", "Desperate".

Drynogger, Coffee Girl, Chipsoed, Feng Shui Master, Goddess of Social Networks, Photo Monster, i-Maniac (Apple lover), Long Distance Runner (Courier), Short Distance Runner (anyone with the task "Take this a piece of paper "), DJ (music is always with him - with headphones and without), Bird talker (no comment ...).

We use phrases from songs and films

Since last year, the nomination "Oh my God, what a man" has appeared. Do not forget about the "Queen of Beauty", "Accountant, my dear accountant." Award the nomination "Where are your 17 years old" carefully - maximum 18 years old. "Chocolate bunny" (let him continue singing), "And I want to fly", "Let me go to the Himalayas" (for those who often ask for leave), "Poet's dream", "I will command the parade!", "King, nice to get acquainted, tsar "," I am all so sudden "and so on. The essence, I think, is clear, then we look for the names of the songs (it's easier for me to do this in karaoke catalogs) and reward.

Clever and clever

Here we have the Discovery of the Year (sometimes young people are called "Kinder Surprise", Breakthrough of the Year and Just Genius (the last nomination is awarded for successful solution of 6th grade mathematics problems for the son of a department head or solving crosswords).

Presentation of certificates

It's hard for me to give universal reasons to reward your employees comic letters, the specifics of the work of the office are very important here, but approximate direction is:

• for the successful selection of the color of nail polish for the interior of the office
• for a clear understanding of the task from the third time
• per creativity to the printer in which the paper is jammed
• for the very attention to detail ... the secretary's clothes
• for the lips comprehension of the words of the coach of the Russian national football team from TV reports and their daily dubbing
• for the affectionate words she says to her computer when it boots up every morning
• for alternative lighting of traffic jams that special services, radio and the Internet are not aware of
• for a gentle voice on the phone, after which the interlocutor cannot concentrate on performing official duties for a long time
• for good awareness of the personal life of employees
• for the ability to communicate in all known social networks
• for drinking a record number of cups of coffee in a working day
• for organizing a magnificent celebration of the "Day of Remembrance of the transition to winter time»At lunchtime
• for the recognition of any problem as the end of the world, nomination - "Full Armageddon"

This is perhaps the most common type of award. Nominations are selected in accordance with Hollywood (all positions on this site are very cleverly deciphered - http://www.classiks.ru/classiks/scenario/corporate/comic.html):

• Main director
• Screenwriter
• Production designer
• Best Actor
• Best Actress
• Best Sound
• Costume designer

You can find actresses on cameo(often absent from the workplace), and supporting actors (invisible rear workers).

The main thing here is to provide the external attributes of the ceremony. comic rewarding- red carpet, outfits, camera flashes, words of gratitude with tears in my eyes.

Option 1. Cheap and effective

Now there are a lot of original cups, certificates and medals on sale, which will be brought in one box in one day. Just choose the appropriate lettering.

Option 2. Personalized gifts with engraving to order

These nominations are humorous with you, and everyone wants to receive the most significant awards :-). Best suited, of course, are personalized gifts.

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Comic corporate nominations!

Good time of the day! The time for New Year's corporate parties will begin soon. I would like to make comic nominations for employees, but it doesn’t go beyond 5 nominations .. there is “The most corrupt manager”, “Miss Prudence” - for the chief accountant, “Kinder-Surprise” - for the youngest newly arrived employee, “You called .. "- for the secretary," Renewal of the Year "for one employee. and all .. stupor. maybe you had such things, please share your ideas.

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I was Miss Internet, Miss Phone conversation))) I sat in the internet, chatted on the phone a lot))

music company, managers, salesmen, logisticians, engineers

Oh, I also won the Kinder Surprise nomination 9 years ago! We also had nominations such as "Money for a barrel" for the cashier, "Elder" - an employee who has been working for a long time.

And we ( security company) Somehow they were awarded an Oscar - they took films / cartoons and gave people for the best roles, like one friend who often went to night checks was awarded an Oscar for Best Actor in the film "Batman", etc.

maybe Mister "Asshole" or "Owl" - in the sense he sleeps until lunchtime and then appears at work or for the seller "He sold an elephant" or "Women's logic" for logisticians. sorry if I wrote nonsense.

so you write what kind of company it does, what professions are present.

The topic is related to the Railroad. holiday w, d 1 August Comic competition among men

Yozhigtak you write what kind of company it does, what professions are present.

Carriages conductors, CPC Control Transport Committee, SES, PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE

so you write what kind of company it does, what professions are present.

City administration, material department! They are engaged in the write-off of goods, all sorts of acts of transfer, the calculation of material values ​​assigned to us and stuff like that.

Oh, Lord, last year's topic has already surfaced!

Spent on the corporate party NOMINATIONS .. everyone laughed a lot! The director especially liked it! And here is the text itself !!
“I would like to single out some employees in the outgoing year, but on what merits? you will find out now!
______________? Thought at the speed of sound ?: NAME
This is our smartest and most successful employee. You have turned to her more than once for good advice... And, what is most interesting, they got it!

Oh, what woman, what woman ?? And who was the muse for writing this hit? Miss Femininity and Charm! Of course, NAME
________________ Shop "Gardener".
- Do you have shovels?
- No.
- And the buckets?
- No!
- Nails?!
- No.
- Rake ?!
- No.
- Why are you sitting here ?!
- Because there are NO locks!
It was impossible to name the nomination _ The Most Laughing Employee, so the Most Funniest Employee NAME
___________ Our most? Soulful employee ?. She always tries to understand the essence of the matter, understand and help. Wisdom, kindness and understanding? her quality! And it's all about NAME

A mnemonic rule for determining the direction of the angular velocity vector characterizing the speed of rotation of the body, as well as the vector of magnetic induction B, or for determining the direction of the induction current? What is this rule? Nomination? Boravchik rule? She really loves to delve into a specific topic, for example, she can easily talk for 2 hours in a row about the frequency of oscillation of long-wave Infrared rays... And the NAME wins

This person is very attentive and will not miss anything, especially on the 8th and 23rd of the month! In the category? Eagle Eye? wins NAME
And finally, the hottest nominations! Winner of the Report of the Year award, "Miss Prudence" - our chief accountant NAME
____________- Dad beat me twice today, - the son complains to his mother.
- For what?
- The first time when I showed the report card with deuces, and the second when he saw that it was his old report card.
But this is not about our "Apple", he just has no problems with this and he shows his mother the report card not with estimates at all, but with the sales schedule for the Promotion. In the category? An apple from an apple tree? awarded NAME
____________ In nomination? Surprise of the Year? wins? Who do you think? The most unpredictable of all who are here. NAME! Thank you for the surprise, you made us very happy with your arrival!
____________ And the most important nomination? The NAME wins unanimously and indisputably! It is known that the chef is always right - it is human nature to make mistakes. NAME? a real chef!
4. On the eve of the New ?.
Let love get hot
Let the character harden
A song is sung from the heart
Life will become more interesting.
Do not let trouble in the house
In a new, sweet year!
And afterword: If the calendar is already the 22nd number, and festive mood hasn't come yet? create it yourself! For example, do pomanders? take an orange, pierce it with dried cloves (at least 10 branches). The New Year's fragrance will fill your home and your mood will improve !!
HAPPY HOLIDAY!

Comic nominations for lawyers

Help, pliz, come up with nominations for a corporate NG, I have 70 people, each needs to be nominated somehow, I have 40 and my fantasy is over (I would be grateful for any ideas. Storekeepers, IT, technical director, 3 secretaries, director of the Training Center , several managers (salespeople),. Cheerful nominations for rewarding employees, of course, in this case everyone is awarded. Smolenskaya 2414 comic nominations of a lawyer. And an incoming call and consultation of a lawyer.

Thanks for the tip :))) Similar nominations with the previous ones are boring and the same thing, only from a different angle. New hunt. We have a large organization, with a staff of 200 people, but office employees (supply, administrative personnel, accounting, department heads, dispatchers) usually go to corporate events. 'Mister puts everything on;' Awarded for the most active fluttering of nerves. 'That's how it is.

One of the most successful and popular options for hoists is various handing comic medals, award cool nominations or giving out Oscars for some ‘achievement’. Such a presentation, if well presented and decorated, can become the main holiday gift, which is given right at the workplace, or it can be an addition to standard corporate gifts to simply cheer up colleagues in the festive mood. At the same time, medals can be ordered to designers, made in Photoshop or bought in holiday stores, the main thing in them is not this, but how the ceremony itself is played and how accurately the awarded ceremonies coincide with the achievements or personal qualities of the nominee. We offer a collection of seven ideas for comic nominations, orders and medals for February 23, held in different teams (thanks to the authors). Perhaps these options will form the basis of your congratulations or help you understand how to organize it better: 1.

‘Handing out Oscars’ in a small group. (for this congratulation, colleagues (whom - which) need to determine the nomination in advance, and at the ceremony itself announce the names, solemnly read the eyeliner for each nomination and present the statuettes to everyone) ‘Oscar’ in the “Charming Smile” nomination is awarded. You are all great optimists, Merry and humorists. Let humor adorn your life, Turn Problems into a joke! No wonder you distinguished yourself in sports, you learned how to go to victory!

Let hardening help you, multiply your personal successes! An 'Oscar' in the category 'Workaholics' gets. It is known that patience and work are all complex problems grind! We wish you to work just as well and achieve a lot in life! Oscar "A Hero of Our Time", according to our ladies, deserved.

Probably, you are not given such a fountain for nothing! Although it does not sit still, But it will come in handy in life! It is always useful, without a doubt, To have a position and opinion! You are extraordinary in everything, So may you rise in life! An ‘Oscar’ in the nomination ‘Crazy Pens’ is awarded to an employee who, by a magic wave of his hand, ‘hammered’ in work any office equipment.

You are given ‘golden hands’, And this is a plus in any science, And in your personal life, and in work! In short, you will not be lost! The ‘Oscar’ in the nomination ‘Technical streak’ is worthy. You are with us ‘on you’, so let your dreams come true! No wonder you are an example for everyone, As a businessman, as an engineer! ‘Oscar’ nominated ’ Active volcano'Is handed over. Let the energy spring Do not dry out for a moment, So that all things can be done in time, So that life is filled!

‘Oscar’ in the nomination ‘Growth to match the mind’ get. Admiring, we are glad that your growth matches your mind! So be high in soul, Let the big takeoff await! The ‘Oscar’ in the nomination ‘Intellectual’ is awarded. Your outlook helps you Conduct a free conversation. It's always interesting to be around with people like that! This is our most intelligent employee, polymath and intellectual.

He can handle the decisions of the most difficult tasks The ‘Oscar’ in the nomination “Reliable Shoulder” was deserved. We hear about such quite often, What is possible with them, even in intelligence! And if you yourself true friend, Everyone is drawn to you around! (

What's worse than a boring corporate party? To prevent this from happening to you, take full responsibility, be creative and organize a fun and meaningful evening. And for starters, we offer original idea for a party with colleagues - comic nominations for employees for a corporate event.

In each team, the time comes to summarize the results for a certain period of work, when it is necessary to thank the employees. But I want this event not to become another officialdom with the distribution of letters and turn into a dry and boring ceremony.

The party is in a great way to reward employees for Good work, motivate them and increase corporate culture... And funny office awards will help to remove the official awards. They are ideal for recognizing colleagues, evaluating their work at the end of the year, awarding ceremonies at informal meetings. These can be funny nominations, comic awards with the presentation of funny certificates or diplomas for company managers and ordinary employees.

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To organize a party, you will need to transform the office to some extent to give the event a more informal and fun atmosphere:

• Organize an impromptu scene or decorate the room according to the occasion you celebrate. These can be garlands, thematic posters, flags, a red carpet to the stage for the nominees.
• Music always creates a mood. Conduct a survey among employees, ask them to submit their musical wishes in advance. Thus, you will receive a playlist for your corporate party.
• Organize a festive buffet table. Here's an idea to use: ask your employees to bring their favorite food to the table. You can even run a competition for best recipe your office and reward the winner.
• In order to stimulate the spirit of competition, you can announce a photo competition in advance. The employee who will do the most funny photo from office life to the phone, will also be honored at the party in the category "Best Paparazzi".
• You need to worry in advance about prizes, awards, funny certificates and nominations for employees and participants of your corporate party.
• To have fun, organize interactive games, solve charades or arrange a tournament. This will expand the circle of communication of your team, learn more about each other.

Here are some of the funniest corporate party awards categories. It is not necessary to use these nominations. You can easily change the title or description to make the fun awards unique to your group and specific recipients. Nominations can range from “For Selfless Office Work” to “Best Mouse Tamer”, meaning a computer mouse. The latter nomination is best suited to your sysadmin.

Cool nominations for women:

• “Natural blonde” is not only her vocation in life, but also her main job in the office.
• "The most transparent (ghostly)" - in every organization there will always be at least one employee whom you just saw. You can present this humorous certificate if she appears to accept it.
• "The mistress of spam" - some employees cannot resist forwarding messages Email... Perhaps they really think Microsoft will pay them 10 cents for every junk mail they send. As a reward, reward this fun certificate for endless incoming messages.

Funny awards for men:

• To the "best surfer of the season" - even lazy employees who constantly hang out on the Web to buy or sell something need recognition. Show them that you recognize their web surfing prowess with this fun award.
• "The headless horseman" - in any team there is an employee to whom the management periodically issues a tirade: "It would be better if you lost your head!" This is a nomination for people who lose the necessary documents at the wrong time.
• “Breakthrough of the Year” - there is probably a fearless leader in your office - brave and risky, who is not afraid to take on new tasks and rally a group of enthusiasts around him. This prize is for him.

We present a selection of comic nominations in verse for rewarding employees:

• For the first beauty in your team:

Eyes, like the sea, reflect

And the shine, and the sky is a blue flood,

And the lips glow with juiciness,

And the mouth is devilishly beautiful!

• Best CFO nomination:

Mani, mani, mani, mani,

I am a financial tycoon:

The three is in your pocket -

Dollar, euro and manat.

• At the end of the corporate party:

Oh, how solemnly the food was prepared!

But time passed, and the candles burned out ...

And all the food went there

Where and all human deeds.

We do not say goodbye today

We wish everyone - see you again!

So it begins new year corporate parties... And every year in each company it is customary to sum up the results of the outgoing year. And usually such results are summed up in a serious situation with official speeches and so on. And we suggest you change this tradition a little. After all, on New Year I want a holiday and fun. Have an interesting ceremony with a photo session and present your colleagues with comic nominations for the new year. We have prepared different nominations for your employees, and you yourself will choose the ones that suit your company.

All this event can be arranged in the form of presenting some kind of prize, for example, an Oscar or a tefi. Therefore, after the announcement of the nomination and the winner in this nomination, call the employee to a special wall, near which the rewarding will take place. You can also arrange a photo session there. And if you also prepare funny masks, glasses and a mustache on sticks, then this photo session will be remembered by everyone forever.

And here are examples of comic nominations that can be attributed to men. You need to start nominations with the word - Mister.
Mister - I'm busy!
Mister - call back later!
Mister - a break of 30 minutes!
Mister - slept again!
Mister - there is a cork again!
Mister - that's it, lunch!

For girls, you can come up with the following nominations:
Miss chocolate!
Miss - long nail!
Miss - curly hair!
Miss - who has coffee?
Miss - oh, I'm so tired!
Miss - sms!
Miss - social network!

As you understand, all these nominations are "speaking". So it won't be difficult for you to distribute them to your employees. Moreover, in every office there are people who belong to one category or another.

There are also people in the teams who, in addition to their professional duties, are well versed in other areas. For example:
Nomination - head physician! - she always knows what and how to treat!
Stylist of the Year nomination! - she always gives everyone advice on hairstyles, makeup and personal care!
Lifeguard of the Year nomination! - this employee is always responsive and always comes to the rescue!
Nominated Courier of the Year! - he always goes to the buffet and buys something for others on orders!
Nominated - Taster of the Year! - he often comes to work after a night in the club, and he often gives off alcohol from him!
Nomination - Political Scientist of the Year! - did not have time to start the working day, and he is already talking with might and main about the yesterday's statement of politicians!
Nominated - Best Nail Designer! - she can come to work with some nails, and leave with others!

You can do it a little more creatively and come up with the following nominations:
Music lover - he always has headphones in his ears.
Sprinter - he often hears it - "take this piece of paper to the director."
Coffee lover - starts his working day with coffee, continues the day with coffee and at the end of the working day he has coffee in his hands again.
The queen of social networks - the morning begins with communication on social networks, at work also social networks, and at the end of the working day, social networks again.

Well, that's about nominations. And if you remember individual cases with colleagues, then this should also be definitely noted. You can award certificates and diplomas for this. Here are examples of what to reward for:
For the most affectionate words to your working computer, which does not want to boot!
For an unusual approach to a printer that chews on paper!
For the most gentle voice when answering the phone!
For the best knowledge about the personal life of all employees!
For timely response to all problems!

When I'm on a date, I twist my hips

yesterday we had a corporate party on the occasion of NG.
summing up, awarding the most distinguished in the opinion of the authorities ...
as well as my friend (and at the same time a colleague) and I dug up funny nominations on the Internet and handed over certificates and diplomas to everyone ...
decided to post it here, because. almost everything was taken from different sources ... maybe someone will come in handy or myself (if I leave for another job)
1. If you work hard for 8 hours a day, you will eventually become a boss and get the right to work 12 hours a day.
In the nomination "Breakthrough of the Year" awarded ...... (presented to the sales representative, who with NG will be the Senior Sales Representative (something like a supervisor).
2. You cannot give everything to everyone, because there is a lot of everyone, and there is not enough of everything in the warehouse. But she copes with it. In the nomination "Dreaming" awarded by ...... (warehouse manager)
3. "Shouldn't I go to work?" - he thought ... and did not go. But he doesn't think so. "Thank God you came" awarded ..... (a driver who likes to disappear for a day without warning)
4. I make myself laugh with my funny face. "Positive attitude" the most cheerful and positive person in the firm is awarded. (sales representative, most positive)
5. If you get bored
And got it all already,
Listen to her sonorous laughter
It will be fun for you.
In the nomination "Antidepressant" awarded .... (cheerful employee).
6. For a responsible attitude to the work schedule: despite the crazy traffic jams, world cataclysms, the fall in the dollar and the rise in prices for gold and beer, will appear in the right place and in the right time... In the nomination "Keeping pace with the times" awarded ... (forklift driver, it was the hardest thing for them to come up with, so just a general nomination that does not characterize them as a person).
7. The most attentive. Nothing and no one will miss, everything will be noticed and recorded. In the nomination "A scent like a dog, and an eye like an eagle", awarded ... (handed the girl to the Torg. representative), she is like that))
8. She will always share with her neighbor the last crust of bread, treat him to tea, offer to drink and not only coffee ... ... ... ... "Self-assembled tablecloth" awarded (they gave it to me, because you can't think of yourself too much)
9. She recently came to us. Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us. But how many ideas are stored in this head? She will definitely show herself to everyone. "Hidden reserves" awarded ... (given to the accountant-cashier, she came to us not so long ago)
10. She is the most eloquent employee, she is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team, even if her opinion is at odds with the opinion of the boss ... "Orator, voice of the people" awarded (presented to the Chief Accountant (she likes to argue with the director).
11. Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness.
He is always and everywhere late, but
always and everywhere has time, although his
never in place! How is it with him
it turns out? In the nomination « Unbearable lightness being " awarded ... (they gave the head of the transport department. This is right about him, he always shies away somewhere, and then pretends that he worked all day)
12. Dedicated to the employee, by a magic wave of his hand any office equipment will be "hammered" in his work. "Master of golden pens", is rewarded (they gave it to our operator, this one will certainly always fix everything. Once he saved us when our server crashed).
13. It is from her that you can always find out the number of who did what in the company, why it is called exactly that and who called it. She can endlessly tell stories from the history of the company. In the nomination "Keeper of Traditions", awarded (handed over to the Trade. representative, she is one of those who have been working here for a very long time)
14. This is the most, the calmest voice of the company, communication with him brings you into a state of peace. You want to communicate with him over and over again. In the nomination
"Mister antistress" awarded .... (handed over to the calmest driver).
15. This is the very, very ... head of the company. This is our most intelligent employee. This is our clever, erudite and intellectual
She is capable of solving the most difficult problems! "Uma Chamber", is awarded (handed to the manager, also somehow they could not come up with something interesting).
16. Kings can do anything, kings can do anything. And they sometimes decide the fate of the whole earth. In the nomination "How Difficult To Be God" awarded (presented to the General Director).
17. He makes an exorbitant contribution to the work of our firm, while remaining invisible. "X-Men" awarded (given to the second forklift driver, it was also difficult for him to find).
18. A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hit on the road. The driver's job is to drive, not play with statistics! "The cat that walks by itself" awarded (given to the driver)
19. He is engaged in self-expression every day - he works hard and hard. Not all that is gold that lies badly, but all that is gold that works well! In the nomination "He showed himself - fix it" awarded ... (handed to the driver)

If you think that a corporate party can do without an impressive closing chord in the form of comic employee rewards, you are wrong. Merry, positive and bright end of the official part festive program everyone is waiting. Therefore, the main thing is not to deceive the expectations of employees and to develop an awards ceremony that will highlight ideas corporate event and, at the same time, will become one of the most memorable and key moments of the holiday.

Nevertheless, it is not easy to think over such a completion, and the advice that can be found on the Internet is haphazard and fragmented, which is why the achievement of the necessary results is immediately placed under big question... eventspro has systematized the network experience of holding comic corporate awards to help you choose the right areas of corporate employee incentives.

Miss, mister and even mrs.

Remember the famous Hollywood blockbuster with Sandra Bullock "Miss Congeniality". Have you just gathered your employees at the holiday table? There is nothing like the fun of awarding comic prizes and titles.

Mr. Idea Generator, Miss Grace, Mrs. Originality ... You can cover all the traits of human nature: Mr. Dreamer, Dreamer, Optimist, Miss Riddle, Wisdom, Sociability ... Nominations of this type are as diverse as possible scenarios, and the presentation of prizes and souvenirs will be pleasant addition to a corporate evening.

By the way, character traits and human qualities Are far from the only possible nominations. Can be used famous phrases, quotes or even phraseological units: Mister "Like a fish in water", "Call back", "I'm busy", "War is a war, and lunch is on schedule", "It's hard to be a god" and Miss "All men are good ...", "Blonde behind the wheel".

New professions

The most important thing in this comic nomination is the use of such professions that you simply do not have in your team. Here observation and good knowledge of their employees will come to the rescue. How have they proven themselves? For example:

• make-up artist (likes to do makeup to his colleagues);
• the head physician (in a drawer of his desk you can find medicines for any occasion);
• master of "sado" (no, not at all what you think about! "Sado" is japanese art tea ceremony. If your employee likes to brew a variety of teas and treats his colleagues with them, he is quite worthy of such a nomination);
• rescuer of the year (an employee who managed to eliminate the consequences of any difficult situations);
• the best in skeet, the chef (one who has the skills to quickly assemble a wonderful corporate buffet table out of nothing);
• taster (lover to taste sweets from every table);
• a psychotherapist (for example, your system administrator or programmer, who gently explains to each employee the reasons for the downtime of the Internet or database);
• supermodel (it also happens that beauty replaces working qualities);
• a political or sports commentator (maybe you are used to listening to Cristiano Ronaldo's praises in the morning or listening to indignation about the laws "about these guest workers");
• a secret adviser (or a gray cardinal - whatever you like. A person who can casually throw a couple of phrases that can change the company's policy. And, at the same time, his position in it);
• National Geographic correspondent (someone who loves to travel and talk about it, and his table is littered with souvenirs from other countries).

Of course, you know your employees better than we do. Therefore, you may come up with other funny and more suitable nominations.

Hobby nominations

Feel free to use the addictions and habits of your employees! And for greater effect, do not forget to add the words "Best", "Diligent", "Brave" and other similar epithets.
The name of the nomination depends only on your imagination and observation. So: Bird-talker (sometimes it happens), Feng Shui master, MMORPG-fan (fan of online games), DJ (always wearing headphones), Anecdote man (funny with jokes), coffee lover and much, much more! We are confident that your employees are very versatile people.

Clever and clever

Collect in this nomination all actions of employees (both serious and funny) concerning any discoveries and ideas. Just Talent fits perfectly here (for guessing crosswords or successfully solving class 4 problems for the director's son), Kinder Surprise (for the youngest and most active employees), Breakthrough of the Year, Idea Generator and so on.

Golden Oscar

The simplest and most common type of comic reward. The nominations correspond to the nominations of the famous Hollywood event and look like:

• best director;
• best scenario;
• nomination for an unusual role;
• nomination for Best Supporting Actor;
• nomination for the best episodic role;
• for the best sound;
• chief for costumes.

With this type of rewarding, it is necessary to provide Hollywood attributes (red carpet, outfits, camera flashes).

The "Oscar-winning" theme will be perfectly complemented by a high-quality and bright show program, about various show programs and their advantages you can find in the article "Show at a corporate party. Whom to invite? ".

We present certificates

Of course, the most bright moment is the presentation of certificates. The diploma must be:

• funny;
• such that you would like to hang it on the wall (or above your desk);
• related to the specifics of the work of an office or enterprise;
• unique (take the time to come up with words that make each employee stand out from the rest).

In addition to diplomas, you can present diplomas and certificates and even certificates, it all depends on your imagination and the format of the solemn awarding. If you will not surprise anyone with the presentation of certificates, then the presentation of various certificates, permits and admissions may surprise employees, especially when you present to this or that employee such certificates as "Mayor of the City", "Killer" or permits for "Flight into space while drunk " etc.

Souvenirs, ready-made certificates and cups

We offer an approximate text content:

Awarded (such and such) for:

• ... entertainment with anecdotes of employees coming to the office from other organizations;
• ... good color range makeup that fits perfectly into the interior of the office;
• ... daily familiarization of colleagues with political events our (and not only!) country;
• ... a gentle voice on the phone, zombifying enemies and turning them into friends of the company;
• ... the best farm-grown cabbage on social media during business hours;
• ... excellent awareness of the personal life of all colleagues;
• ... saving colleagues from the harmful effects of nicotine (for the constant "shooting" of cigarettes in the smoking room);
• ... improving the atmosphere of the office (reverent attitude to flowers in the hall or office).

Come up with your own wording that will make employees laugh, while simultaneously (in an inoffensive and humorous form) revealing their passions, advantages or even disadvantages (the latter is the most important, because it helps people to work on themselves and improve themselves).

Today it is not difficult to find many ready-made souvenirs with funny inscriptions that can become the basis of the nomination. In this case, of course, you will not have to invent them yourself - it is enough to give the employees a T-shirt, mug, magnet or notebook. The same applies to printing products. You can find certificates where it will already be written “Just a Goddess”, “The Master“ Golden Hands ”,“ Bright Head ”, and even“ Help is given ... that he is Just a Talent ”.

One of the members of the Queen group Roger Taylor once noticed that in our world nothing remains without a reward - especially if a person has tried. The reward to the head for a properly thought out festive corporate evening will be an increase in the efficiency and loyalty of employees, as well as an increase in the image and level of the enterprise itself.

In order for the event to go off with a bang, we suggest that you familiarize yourself with the mistakes that are often made when organizing corporate events in advance.