Cool employee awards. Comic corporate nominations

Comic nominations always meet with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - after all, the nominees are real, not funny)))!

Even the presentation of real awards is not always so successful.

To whom are we handing over and for what reason?

On a birthday or other holiday of one person (admission to school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving Nobel Prize, the release of the first article in the magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, a victory at a dog show, etc.) we award only this person, the hero of the occasion;

At the celebration of several people (the victory of the team in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.) we present all these people with the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are similar in meaning);

February 23 and March 8 - to all women and all men without exception (check a hundred times that you haven't forgotten anyone. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (useful for unexpected guests). But! Here you need to make one shape and size , but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting. Everyone will wait, but what is invented for him?

What are we writing?

Comic nominations of competitions and texts on medals.

By family ties:

The most best mom(daughter, grandmother, aunt)

The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)

Eldest beloved daughter, youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)

By profession:

Most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)

The most beloved teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the traffic police called now?)

The coolest sportsman (banker, hacker)

(It is not necessary literally here, it is even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: having cut your neighbor's hair is already the best stylist, managed to run to the bus - well, you are a cool athlete)

By positions:

The most democratic boss, employee, accountant

The most greedy chief accountant

Most flexible executive employee

The most economic manager

Important! And the chief, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in singular... But still write the word "most" - for humor and light irony, which I hope they will understand.

By action:

I am the best ... gave my neighbor a chair (screwed on a light bulb, blowing smoke rings, making reports)

I am the fastest ... I can paint lips (I find my mobile phone in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), I count without a calculator)

The same, but for babies:

I was the fastest ... ate porridge (fell asleep during the day)

I am the best ... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)

For schoolchildren I can't figure it out yet: daughter is a student, nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school themes... But you understood the idea, you will come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here is a little for younger students:

Miss curly curls

Miss the prettiest bows

Miss Longest Pigtails

Mister neatness

Mister good manners

Our superman

Our protection and support

Our Keeper of Secrets

The smartest (decisive, brave, unyielding, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)

The most gentle (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, funny)

By hobbies and cute features:

Worldwide newspaper reading star

World-class maestro on nerves

Our personal astrologer (for the horoscope lover)

Fancy thing (for a fancy thing))

Our best florist (who loves to tinker with bouquets)

Our Sukhomlinsky (lover to educate)

Young Michurinist (for summer residents of any age)

A student of Bill Gates (someone who is well versed - or thinks he is well versed - in computer programs)

Our chocolatier (the most obvious chocolate lover. It would be me by default))

Almost Hitchcock (to horror fan)

The Snow Queen (to the most prickly lady)

Iron Lady (to whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)

Comic nominations and their winners:

Winner of the nomination "Lady checked in luggage" (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for a lover of a heap of bags, packages, avosek))

Winner in the nomination "Someone has come down from the hill" (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or loves hiking in the mountains, or ski resorts)

Winner of the nomination "T and I have pidmanula, ti have me pidmanula" (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))

Winner of the nomination "For small raft"(This is from a song by Y. Loza, for fans of mountain rivers, if any)

Winner of the nomination "I will drive the bike for a long time" (very beautiful song my youth. A gift from me to cyclists)

Winner of the nomination "I'll send it to ..."

Winner in the nomination "Orientation - North" (from another song by Lolita. To a person somehow connected with the word "north": he lived, served, worked for The far north... Either he lives in the area of ​​the Northern Bus Station (there used to be such a place in Donetsk, and our student dormitory was not far away), or works at the Donetsk - Severny station, for example.

Winner of the nomination "You got drunk, yak a pig" (You got drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of the New Year's musicals... This medal is NOT to be presented, but to show and announce in advance that it is there, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it, he will receive it publicly. But you hope it doesn't come to that)

It would be very good to collect these songs for this block of nominations and include each one for 1 - 1.5 minutes, while a person goes to get a medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at home-made holidays are always very, very helpful: they smooth out roughness and create pleasant musical pauses when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.

I remind you: how to make a medal, I described in detail in. If your medal does not fit both the text and the picture, leave one thing, but in any case, read the text and nomination aloud: you, after all, have an award ceremony))

Another tip: when choosing texts and nominations of contests for your company, immediately imagine who exactly this will suit. Only in this case it will be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will go to waste into space. And we need to hook people here on earth))

Wishing you bright nominations and nominees,

A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen!

P.S. The title of the next article is "A competition that is always with you." See what's behind that))

Ideal option original congratulations any holiday is considered various celebrations, the awarding of diplomas, various titles, nominations, the presentation of orders and medals. This form of congratulation allows you to make the heroes of the occasion the center of attention, to salute them, to say pompous compliments, which, in this case, are smoothed out by a playful presentation and good humor.

The proposed comic nominations and medals for colleagues on March 8 are full of not only humor, but also lyrics, sincere admiration for women and a desire to bring them joy. Taking any of these options as a basis and changing it to fit your specific situation, you can easily organize a very original and memorable congratulations on Women's Day in a team or at a friendly party e.

1. Comic presentation of fabulous nominations and medals (diplomas) to colleagues on March 8.

This is a variant of awarding titles inspired by Russian fairy tales, each of the colleagues is compared with fairytale heroine giving her a diploma (medal) and a gift. If this ceremony will take place directly at the workplace, then an abbreviated version can be made: the announcement of the title and congratulations. And at a buffet table or corporate party, this idea can be made the basis of the script and the titles can be awarded throughout the evening in a playful, entertaining or entertaining way (an example of how to organize this is given below).

Introduction

It's time to congratulate the lovely ladies!
We want to hug them tightly
And we dedicate the hit to them!

Leading:
You are all so beautiful today
So charming, tender!
You look - it will immediately become clear:
Around the breath of spring!

In this difficult job,
Among computers, papers
You bloom brighter than ever
As if there is a good magician nearby,

Who gave you a miracle
To be young, to live in love,
And washing, kitchen and dishes
I took it upon myself, of course!

So be happy, healthy,
Tackle everything hotly,
And we are ready to substitute for you
Your reliable shoulder.

We wish you good luck in your business,
Love is beautiful and big!
You smile, which means
Everything in life will be fine

Presentation of nominations

Leading: To determine the candidacy for the first nomination, I propose to conduct a small quiz. Chips will be awarded for correct answers, but if the man answers correctly, he must present his chip to any of the ladies present here.

Quiz:
1. In which ditty are both women and the number 8 mentioned?
(Eight girls, one me. Where girls, there I go!)
2. What alcoholic beverage reminds of its name women's holiday? (Martini)
3. Remember films with the word WOMAN.
("Strange woman", "Sweet woman", "Beloved woman of mechanic Gavrilov", "Woman as a gift" ...)
4. And what movie titles contain only adjectives about a woman?
("The most charming and attractive", "The only one" ...)
5. In which songs are female names mentioned?
("Liza! Don't leave!" "Ah, Tanya, Tanya, Tanechka!", "I and my Masha are at the samovar," "Hello, hello, Alena!"
6. What wines are named by female names?
(Lydia, Isabella, Dunyasha ...)
7. What plants are reminiscent of female names?
(Rose, lily, pansies, daisy, Ivan and Marya ...)
8. Which films have female names in their titles?
("Mashenka", "Anna Karenina", "Valentine and Valentina", "Zhenya, Zhenya and Katyusha", "Seraphim and Seraphima" ...)

so , title "Vasilisa the Wise" deserved .....
(a prize is awarded for the largest number chips and a Diploma: "Vasilisa the Wise from admiring men")

Leading: However, do not forget: the convolutions are given to a woman in order to bend around sharp corners!

Announced musical pause, during which a jury of men most competent in this matter will choose Elena the Beautiful. Men come to a stand with children's photographs of women (without a signature), which was made in advance, for which all women were asked to bring their children's photographs.

Leading: Title "Elena the Beautiful" deserves photo N ....
We ask the original to come up for the presentation of the prize! The winner is awarded a prize and a similar diploma.

Leading: And now we will ask the women who have sewn today's outfit with their own hands to come here. Please walk in front of us so we can appreciate your art!

so , rank "Marya the Artisan" and our Grand Prize deserved ......
(The rest of the contestants will receive a chocolate bar)

Then, according to the results of various competitions or simply in the form of a solemn ceremony, medals can be awarded and the following fabulous

To unmarried girls - the title "Fun - an enviable bride";

Ladies with long hair - title "Barbarian beauty - long braid";

An inveterate athlete - rank "Akulina is a hero";

The most graceful - rank "Alyonushka - Lebedushka";

The owner of the highest heels - the title "Annushka - Pavushka";

- The funniest - the title of "Marfushki - Veselushki"

The most serious - the title of "Princess - not laughing";

To a lover of singing - title "Maryushka - nightingale" etc.

(Source: sc-pr.ru)

2. Comic awarding of nominations for March 8 in Eastern.

This is a variant of a colorful fancy dress congratulations to the ladies on the holiday, if desired, during the game moment, each lady present can be given the opportunity to become in something very-very. At the same time, the presenters should try not to deprive anyone of their attention, so that everyone gets a nomination and a sign of attention, and not just the most active.

Leading: A guest from distant countries came to us, having heard about our holiday and the beauty of our women, welcome….

The Sultan appears to the music of the Creed Mama Asia, dances a little, calls the other wives.
Sultan: Wives!

Wives come out to the music "Oops, oops, dear ..." by Usmanov. They dance, they run away.
Leading: Sultan al-babet, why did you come to us
Sultan: I'm tired of my harem,
He's already here at all!
Leading: So you came to us to recruit a new harem?
Al-babet, what kind of wife do you need?
Sultan: Sultan: "The most affectionate",
Leading: Whoever hugs the Sultan faster is the most affectionate one.

(The game is played for the most affectionate)
Leading: Sultan, what other wife is needed?
Sultan:"The most graceful"
Leading: The most graceful one we have today is the one with the highest heel.
(Elections are in progress)
Sultan: I also want a wife "Unsolved Mystery"
Leading: Miss " Unsolved mystery»Today we have the one who has the most in black clothes.

(Elections are in progress)
Sultan: And now I want the "Slimmest"
Leading: Choosing Miss "Wasp Waist"

(choose)
Sultan: Now come on "The Most Beautiful"
Leading: The most beautiful we have today is the lady who has the most brilliant in her clothes (Choose)
Sultan: I also want to see The Most Generous.
Leading: Choosing a generous wife. Who now, of the ladies, so far unnoticed by the attention of the Sultan, will pour the Sultan, that is the most generous.

(If I give more, then you can add nominations or give one to several at once)
Leading: Many new wives in the harem, what is your favorite? The Sultan is confused, so we will choose her by lot. Blindfold the wisest Sultan. Wives, stand around the Sultan and lead a round dance. And now the Sultan will choose his beloved wife! Take your pick, oh lord! Wives are waiting!

The blindfolded sultan chooses one of the wives.

Sultan: Here she is, the most beloved! My Gulchatay is appointed as the duty officer for the harem. And now I want to see what dancers my wives are.

Dance to oriental music
Sultan: Ah, good! All wives - gifts from the East!
And I want to make a toast.

Toast:
He served me as a stargazer for many years, made good predictions, wai, and everything came true. I decided to reward him and offered a choice of any of my wives. He asks the first wife: “How much is twice two? “Five,” she replied. “What a generous wife,” said my astrologer. Asks the second: “How much is twice two? -Three-she answered. “What an economical wife,” said the astrologer. Asks the third - “How much is twice two? “Four,” she replied. "Which smart wife", Admired the astrologer. Which one do you think he chose? (Answer from the audience)
He chose the most beautiful! And I propose to raise a glass of wine for beautiful women who came to the holiday today.

The song "Oh, what a woman" is played

(Source: forum.in-ku.ru)

3. Congratulations to colleagues using the flower lottery.

It's very springy and lyrical with spring holiday... You can add your own gift to each flower. The lottery will decide everything.

Leading: Since the Middle Ages, there has been a tradition of giving people flowers, without which it is difficult to imagine any holiday. But not everyone realizes that a bouquet of flowers is not just a sign of attention, but a whole message that you need to be able to read. And today we invite men to talk to ladies in the language of flowers. Everyone chooses an image of a flower from our basket and gives it to a lady, it is advisable to distribute who is giving whom in advance, so as not to ignore anyone. Then the lady loudly reads the text of her postcard on the back of the card.

Men take turns choosing cards without looking at reverse side, ladies read out texts.

The Rose. You are so beautiful and proud
Has driven me crazy for a long time.
I've been walking for a long time not myself,
Either with a hangover, or sick.
Primrose. I dream of meeting you
Under the silent moon
I will give you the whole world:
And the stars, and the night, and the moon.
Pion. I love! I love! And I do not hide it!
I only dream of you!
I'll run tonight
I will steal you from the house.
Tulip. I'm so jealous of you, dear,

That he was emaciated, blazing with passion.
You sit with me a little
And feed yourself from the spoon.
Gladiolus. Your eyes captivated me
Your smile has lured
Your flying gait
Has driven me crazy for a long time.
Lily of the valley. My dreams are about you
My thoughts are about the same.
You broke my heart
It's so hard for me without you.
Narcissus. Do you remember how you kissed me?
Let's repeat from the beginning today!
Let our friends envy us -
You can't hide your love!
Orchid. You are all so charming
Flying and attractive.
And, like candy, right, sweet.
So I would have eaten you stealthily!
Chamomile. Slender legs in smooth silk
I could iron for hours.
And now you sat in the corner of the village:
Like, I don't care about all of you.
Lily. You have such forms
Seductive breasts.
I am at night for a very long time
I can't sleep in any way.
Aster. I want more than once
To meet you in the dark night
So that in silence alone
They whispered to me about love.
Chrysanthemum. Tell me, do you feel bad with me?
Why torture so cruelly?
I endured yesterday for the last time!
I expect a dance from you as a reward.
Mimosa. I want to dedicate poems
I will not keep silent about love.
Let's sit at the table in a row
I'll tell them in a whisper.
Zinnia. You surprise me, friend,
Why, tell me, do you hide from everyone,
That you love me and hide me
Don't you shout to the whole world with passion?
Violet. I don't go to you often -
In an evening or two.
As soon as I see you
I will lose all the words.
Forgive my silence
Only come on a date.
Poppy. I do not take the whole evening
Eye from you, beautiful
Look at me
You are affectionate, dear.
Gardenia. I composed a song for you myself
Only I am ashamed to sing.
I will be silently, with a breath,
Look at you for a long time.
Lilac. I love your eyes
Crazy, with a drag.
But I'm afraid of you, bad one,
Here I stand and groan.
Daisy. For me, you are more beautiful than everyone
All the dearer and dearer.
I'll drop by when by chance -
Pour a glass of vodka.

We learned about all the secret thoughts of our men. It is a pity that the flowers were not real, but still to come.
Give flowers to women -
Carnations, cacti, levkoi ...
After all, beauty is three times more beautiful
Against the backdrop of a new beauty.

4. Congratulations to colleagues with a play on the name.

Ladies will surely like personalized congratulations on a women's holiday, while you can make personalized orders or arrange a real personalized presentation - targeted congratulations for everyone. You can start with comic speech"a real gentleman", and then arrange a slideshow with photographs of each employee and a poetic dedication for her. Or order at the printing house for each postcard, where in a humorous form it is told about her hobby or addiction. You can also make a star characteristic of each name, read out a nominal horoscope, which can be found in or nominal

But the most touching option is a composition for each handwritten congratulatory poem, albeit not super perfect, most importantly, sincere and sinceremake a kind

How many women are of different colors,
Beautiful, lovely, sometimes beautiful:
Olya, Marina, Victoria, Sveta
(Already from the names my heart is warmed!).
Alina, Tanyusha, Natasha, Alice,
Christina, Eugene, Masha, Larisa,
Ulyana, Regina, Lydia, Anna,
Olesya, Matilda, Evlampia, Jeanne,
Galina, Juliet, Love, Veronica,
Lyudmila, Oksana, Ruth, Angelica,
Elvira, Gertrude, Valeria, Inna,
Anastasia, edith, valentina,
Daria, Camilla, Polina, Renata,
Elizabeth, Clara, Agatha,
Rita, Nadezhda, Sofia, Albina,
Praskovya, Tamara, Ekaterina,
Arina, Varvara, Khavronia, Yana,
Diana, Taisiya and Juliana,
Raisa, Elena, Aida, Zemfira,
Constance, Bella, Zoya, Glafira,
Tonya, Tomila, Aksinia, Zina,
Julia, Silva, Adele, Alevtina,
Snezhana, Faina, Lilia, Kira,
Eleanor, Claudia, Ira,
Berta, Anfisa, Ruslana and Vlada,
Greta, Malvina, Olympics,
Agnia, Inga, Allochka, Frida,
Thekla, Isolde, Adelaide,
Alena, Milana, Rosa, Lyubava,
Nina, Louise and Yaroslava,
Ophelia, Ada, Capitolina,
Victory, Charlotte, Laura, Selina,
Flora, Venus, Ninel, Dominica,
Martha, Susanna, Florence, Nika,
Anfisa, Roxana, Olivia, Lada,
Maya, Aurora, Emma, ​​Pallas,
Toma, Amalia, Bela, Deborah,
Wanda, Simona, Vita, Fedora,
Vera, Ursula, Vladlena, Karina,
Leah, Augusta, Xenia, Mila ...
There is also Sylvia, and Vasilisa,
There is also Ella, and Beatrice ...

One hundred forty-three names - affectionate, different,
Hundreds of girls, beautiful women,
My beloved, desired, beautiful,
Unique, unique, cute ...

I wish you all: happiness, success,
Let the world drown with your laughter
Let be Life is going, and does not pass by,
And let only joy always happen!

P.S. And if I suddenly missed someone -
Forgive me, in my heart I have not forgotten about you!

Sketches for the portrait (examples)

Olga- Volga, moisture, water (Slavic) - movie lover

Libido torments Olya -

The heart will be forgiven at will.

Manages to dream her

Three or four princes in a night

D'Artagnan without boots

And Nikita Mikhalkov.

Sleep so much is not good!

Open your eyelashes

Wipe your eye sockets -

There are living princes nearby.

Oksana- wanderer (ancient Greek)

Children don't like Piggy so much,

How men love Ksyusha.

More than going to nirvana

The guys want Oksana.

And Oksana is a wanderer.

Few people like her

In general, she is strange.

And she has only one love.

Alla- the goddess of the sky and rain among the ancient Arabs. - purposeful and loves to travel

So Alla has grown up.

Where I wanted, I have been

I saw what I wanted

Only this is not enough.

I became a beautiful woman

Like a model from a magazine

Completely emaciated

And she's still not enough.

And wise and strong

Like a bear, like a koala.

Forever full of plans -

She's always not enough.

Yulia- curly (ancient Greek). - lover of cooking

Love overtakes Julia -

There is collecting water

And makes a liter of food.

Pave the way with food

It's hard for a man's heart.

Be straightforward -

Open up your curly girls, etc.

5. Congratulations to colleagues with a comic scene

Congratulatory men depict "the pangs of creativity" in the smoking room or other place of communication between the stronger sex. At some point, they freeze in flight in search of at least one more or less common sense.

Narrator:

There is a perennial problem
Blood boils from her

Men come alive

Boss:
The whole topic rests -
How to give your love?

First:
To fill her with perfume
Or insist in roses? ..

Second:
Maybe let them buy everything themselves
Take ... and give them the money? ..

Boss:
Somehow all this is trite,
Where is the intrigue, where is the impulse? ..
Although the move is material
Would heal our abscess ...

The third:
God gave me torment
To be men in life ...

Fourth:
(pointing to the sky)
Interesting, and there too
Thinking about what to give?

First:
Well, right now! They have
Department planned,
There are winged guys in it -
All the experts in amorous affairs!

Second:
(dreamily)
Throw their arrows accurately,
In us, waking love without words ...

The third:
But it happens, although rarely,
They make us ... goats!

Fourth:
(indignantly)
Your speeches are stressful!
Well ... sometimes love is evil,
A woman doesn't know that!
... Before becoming a wife ...

Boss:
Okay, guys, cool down.
We can't get by with an arrow,
There is no angelic strength in us,
Even though you guys are good!

First:
Demonstrating the vessel ( possibly with alcohol)
But we can still shoot
And do not prick with an arrow -
It depends on what we put in the charge,
To be sure to shmalnit!

Second:
(He takes out his "flask" and pours it into a common vessel)
Exactly! Let it be trite
But the reliability of a man
Our power is officially
Not canceled yet!

The third:
(The actions with the flask are repeated)
I would add more affection
Generosity and kindness,
So that their eyes shine
And all dreams came true!

Fourth:
(Does the same as the previous ones)
Maybe I'm not macho anymore
But I would add to the charge
That from which they cry with happiness,
Well, they don't speak out loud!

Boss:
(He examines the vessel in the light and begins to pour into glasses of the ladies present)
Well, the shell turned out,

It seems to me, for the slaughter,

First:
This gunpowder will come in handy
Obviously any woman!

Second:
We raise the cup for you!

The third:
And don't be angry with us!

Fourth:
We honestly tell you

Together:
We are not always all ……!

(general toast and gift giving)

6. Also:

About the presentation of the "Grace" award you can see

The selection is posted for review

To raise the corporate spirit and motivation of its employees, management, especially on holidays, just need to highlight the best and celebrate the merits of everyone. And one of original ways to do this - arrange a ceremony with nominations, it can be humorous or solemn in nature , with real medals or comic ones, the main thing is the appropriate mood.

Here are two options comic nominations for corporate honoring.

Idea number 1. Fruit and vegetable celebration of the team.

We often compare our friends, colleagues and acquaintances with various fruits and vegetables: "miracle pea", "potato daddy", "cool pepper", "ruddy like an apple", "sour like a lemon", etc. So the idea was born to develop.

Rewarding colleagues with fruits and vegetables is an opportunity to present inexpensive edible souvenirs with good humor. As the saying goes, "inexpensive and tasteful", and also ecologically tasty and healthy! This material can be used both at the anniversary of the company and at any professional or corporate event.

The lobby is decorated with flowers and photographs of employees, above which there is an inscription: "I know: (the name of the enterprise) will bloom as long as there are such people in the Russian country!" (Surname, initials of the head.)

All words belong to the Head of the enterprise

Hello, juicy and mischievous, blooming and dear, moderately drinking and singing well, forever young and always drunk with happiness team!

Today we are celebrating our first anniversary! And the first anniversary is like the first class, like the first kiss, like the first love, it will be remembered for a lifetime! And I want you to remember this holiday, so that the taste and interest in life do not disappear!
In general, speaking about our team, I want to compare it with a large field in which they live and grow harmoniously different cultures helping each other, enriching each other, creating a healthy climate. And today, in the official part, I want to give what they deserve to everyone who has worked and cultivated our field of activity for these 10 years! In honor of the 10th anniversary, we are giving prizes in 10 juicy nominations!

Cabbage. They are looking for children in this vegetable, it contains a lot of vitamin "C", but we hand it over for the "cabbage" that was in the reliable hands of our cashier ... (First Name Last Name)!

Cucumber. Handing over this symbolic vegetable, I would like to remember that a cucumber is 90% water. So the success of our team for 90% consists of the work of this employee. (First Name Last Name)! And henceforth be a good cucumber!

Garlic. As you know, this vegetable is extremely useful and popular all over the world. It has a persistent taste and a unique aroma that repels all bacteria and microbes. Garlic is on guard of the whole organism, like our protection in the face ... (First Name Last Name)!

Pomelo. As you know, it is the fruit of an evergreen tree. Some of them reach 30 cm in diameter and weigh 10 kg. In China on New Year these fruits are given to each other as a symbol of prosperity and well-being. Today we present this gift ... (First Name Last Name) as a recognition of his weight in the team, fresh ideas and, of course, as a wish for prosperity and well-being!

Mandarin- the most popular New Year's fruit, which cheers up and saturates the body with vitamins. In the East, it is highly valued for its bright symbolic color that brings good luck. Today with this gift we are encouraging a new person in our team - (First Name Last Name)- and we wish it to grow to the size of a pomelo!

Orange Italians call it "the apple of love". Psychologists say that he is preferred by energetic, loving natures who like to attract the attention of others. Undoubtedly, such a person in our team is ... (First Name Last Name).

Grape- one of the noblest plants on earth, which gives the most ancient alcoholic drink - wine and, of course, juice! A man who intoxicates with his charisma and squeezes the last juices out of himself and his department - (First Name Last Name)!

Pepper. This vegetable does not need any special comment, but still let me say a few words about ... (First Name Last Name)... We saw this man in action, and he is really cool! It is about him you can say: "It's all about the pepper, all the pepper is in the business!" Thirdly, despite small size cabinet, it achieves great results!

A pineapple Is one of the most popular fruits in the world. He is mentioned in songs, poems, proverbs and sayings:
Small pineapple, but expensive.
One pineapple is good, two is better.
He called himself a pineapple - get into the champagne.

The popularity of our team has been won largely thanks to the charm ... (First Name Last Name)... In a word, pineapple itself could envy its popularity!

Horseradish. This is a gift with a hint, and it was not made by chance, because it is a healthy vegetable - one, a perennial culture - two and, thirdly, an extremely popular vegetable among the people, and therefore in our team! I remember back in Soviet times in the army canteens there was a poster: "Eat carrots, onions and horseradish - and you will be slim like Sophia Loren!" Horseradish is also a frequently used word in the vocabulary of a Russian person. Personally, speaking of horseradish, I am reminded of an anecdote: “If guests come to you and you don’t know what to put on the table, put the horseradish on! Then at the end of the evening no one will tell you that you didn't have a shit! And if a lot of guests come to you, put the horseradish in the pickle, then at the end of the evening you can safely tell the guests: what the hell do you want more? " A fucking prize gets ... (First Name Last Name)!

The "official" part ends, and I remember a good anecdote:
I am an avocado - a fruit that you need!
I am a plum - always beautiful!
I am a watermelon - beautiful as a toddler!
And I am passionfruit, I don't even know what to say ... Well, this passionfruit doesn't know what to say, but I know! (Raising his glass.) For you, team!

Idea number 2. Awarding nominations to colleagues using a questionnaire.

Before holding a corporate party, especially if it is arranged on the occasion of the birthday of a company, professional orthere comes a moment of truth when there is an irresistible desire to single out the most important, from the point of view of the manager, employees. For the sake of secrecy and conflict-freeness within the team, it is often necessary to disguise this action. simple method: to make nominations and give PRIZES to the nominees. The nominations are naturally comic, but nevertheless, everything is as close to reality as possible, i.e. the nominations are made by us, and the winners are chosen by the employees themselves.

The following text will help you conduct an easy survey of the company's employees.

Dear Colleagues!

We sincerely ask you to fill out this a small questionnaire... Let's define all together who we have "The most, the most, the most ..." and we will tell them all, right in the eyes and in front of everyone! It is NOT NECESSARY to think and consult each other for a long time, write to those who will come first to the head. Opinions will be counted in aggregate, confidentiality is guaranteed. We hope for you very much.

P.S. Only, please, one nomination - one surname, but one person can be nominated several times.

"Uma Chamber":

This is the very, very ... head (of the firm),

This is our most intelligent employee or employee,

This is our clever, erudite and intellectual,

He can handle the most difficult problems!

"Miss / Mister Antistress":

Communication with him brings you into a state of peace,

You want to communicate with him (her) over and over again.

Keeper of Traditions:

You can always find out from him or her ..... what date who did what in the company,

Why is this,

What is called exactly and who called it.

He (she) can endlessly tell stories from the history (of the company)

"Master of golden pens":

dedicated to the employee, by a magic wave of his hand he will "be hammered" into

work with any office equipment.

"They only dream about peace":

This is definitely about him or about her.

About those who are called the ringleader and "engine" of the company,

It is a sparkle in the eyes and a sea of ​​energy,

There he (she) is sitting at the next table!

"I looked around to see":

Male Sympathy Prize.

The woman is amazing and unpredictable

When she walks down the hallway I always try

turn around and look after her!

"He's our superman ...":

Women's Sympathy Prize.

He is strong, courageous.

The most gallant man in our company.

"The Unbearable Lightness of Being":

Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness.

He (she) is always and everywhere late,

But always and everywhere he succeeds, although he (she) is never there!

How does he (she) do it?

"Thought at the speed of sound":

This is our smartest employee or employee.

You have turned to him or her more than once for practical advice.

And, what is most interesting - they always got it!

"Artist of large and small stages":

Good (a) with your face ...

Yes, the merits of all are countless!

If you suddenly ask what you need,

The stage will suit you in an instant,

And marvel at the talent

And a colleague, and ...

"Sweet friend":

Shout if you want

If you want - whisper

If you want - be silent, as dumb.

He (she) is all the same: he will hear joy,

Sense of grief

And, of course, he will share with you!

"The Da Vinci Code" (Keeper of Secrets and Passwords):

This is the most, most, most "secret" head of the company.

It is he who will knock out all of you until the last

information for opening access to a particular resource of the company.

And it's not a fact that you will receive it ...

"Orator, voice of the people"

He (she) is the most eloquent employee, is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team,

Even if his (her) opinion is at odds with the boss's ...

"Hidden reserves"

He (she) recently came to "_____".

Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us.

But how many ideas are stored in this head?

He (she) will definitely show himself to everyone.

"Self-assembled tablecloth" (the most hospitable employee)

He (she) will always share with the neighbor the last crust of bread,

will treat you to tea, offer to drink and not only coffee …………

"A scent like a dog, and an eye like an eagle"

Most attentive.

Nothing and no one will miss, everything will be noticed and recorded.

"I am writing to you, what more?"

For the unique ability to write SMS messages in any place, position and pose,

For the efficient and uninterrupted use of all available types of written communication

(E-mail, ICQ, sms)

"Keeping pace with the times"

For a responsible attitude to the work schedule:

despite crazy traffic jams, world cataclysms,

the fall in the dollar and the rise in prices for gold and oil,

will appear in the right place and at the right time

Awards, presentation of medals, diplomas, nominations are always found at entertainment events, and holidays with a bang!

Who doesn’t like the fact that he was noted among the many guests, while at the same time laughing at the rest of the audience.
Nominations can be assigned at the beginning of a festive evening or throughout the entire holiday, as well as intrigue those present until the very end of the event and nominate at the very end.
You can nominate for anything:
External differences:
- "The most red hair" - you can give someone a pronounced red hair color
- "Mini skirt" - given to the girl in the shortest skirt, and if there are several such heroines, you can measure the length and finally determine the shortest skirt
By character traits:
- Give "Modest" to the one who spent almost the whole holiday in the corner and did not participate in any competition.
For professional qualities:
- "The most frugal" - given, for example, to the chief accountant
- "Most Most" - let's say you can give it to the Boss
Although these people in the team are only in one instance, so to speak, the most (the only) status will come in handy.
For being a woman:
Presentation of comic nominations for women's holidays:
- "Miss Beauty Long Braid" is given to a girl with long hair
- "Miss golden hands" to a girl who is engaged in needlework.
etc.
For being a man:
Comic nominations for men's holidays such as February 23:
- "Super muscles" is a man who most often visits the gym, but if there are several such people, arrange armwrestling competitions, or push-ups for a while,
- "The most stylish" is awarded a comic nomination to someone who often surprises with his appearance others.
In these cases, nominations are assigned to all representatives, that is, all the girls are celebrated at the women's holiday, all the men at the men's holiday, and it is advisable to find the most best qualities applicants.
Comic nominations for teachers , of course, in this case, all teachers are awarded, in no case do not leave anyone unattended.
For belonging to a particular profession:
- "Super Doc" to the chief physician

Nominations can be awarded as part of the competition:

Comic nominations and their assignment remain the highlight of any holiday, be it:

For prom

Assigning comic nominations to one person for example:

Anniversary nominations
- "Assigning comic nominations for the anniversary to guests"

New Year nominations

Anniversary nominations
- "Comic nominations of guests for the Anniversaries of a man"

Awarding applicants can be noted comic letters or medals, made by yourself or using our options made with humor and care. Medals are printed on a color printer, cut and glued according to the pattern

Or ready-made certificates, for example in

To be honest, at first I wanted to write comic nominations for men from the word “defender”.

Since the holiday is called Defender of the Fatherland Day, then let the nominations be like these:

the main defender of the ladies, the first defender of colleagues from the bosses, the defender of those who are late from lunch, the defenders labor code and the rights of those who like to smoke.

But that's all that was enough for me. I remembered everyone and realized that I would no longer think of defenders, and I know why. Therefore, I wrote nominations in my favorite style - by name.

In this case - by the titles of several works by A. Ostrovsky, A. Dyum, B. Okudzhava, films by E. Ryazanov and some others.

Here's what happened:

Comic nominations for men and guys.

There are 24 names here, some of them are double or group. So for your corporate party or school holiday should be enough.

Most of the time I write for men at work, but some will work for boys at school as well. I have already adapted some of them, remake others in the same way.

Date with Bonaparte

An employee, or a department head, or a student you rarely see. He is either often absent, or it is impossible to get through to him. Therefore, rare meetings with him are equated with a meeting with the emperor.

Ilyich's outpost

To a colleague with such a middle name. Then his place of work will be just an outpost. Just in case, I will explain for the younger generation - initially it was about Lenin, but there is no need to talk about it aloud.

A man in my head

Comic nomination for a man who distracts women's thoughts. And these thoughts are not necessarily of a romantic nature - maybe he borrowed money from them or shoved his work on them. It is imperative to say this when announcing the nomination.

Be healthy, dear!

In general, anyone. But the winner will be a man with a cold)))

Guys!

For real men - for reliability, equanimity and ability to cope with classic male work without hysterics.

Kazan orphan

Exclusively in figuratively!!! In order not to inadvertently injure your soul, check your biography. Dimochka Petrov is nominated for his amazing talent to reliably pretend to be an orphan, and it is easy to beg colleagues for tea, coffee, sugar, cigarettes, money before paychecks. At school, the same thing, but with classmates: call from their phone, copy from their notebook ...

Aibolit and Barmaley

The in-house doctor or staff member who is consulted for treatment advice. To announce with the words that he will choose and nominate Barmaley himself. You will see - he will like it.

The Man Who Couldn't Cry

A man who does not succumb to fictional and exaggerated stories told to him with a mercenary purpose - to pity and beg for something.

Henry III and his court

This is for sure for a male chef, who considers employees to be his courtiers.

Handsome man

Let there be a nomination for a handsome man, even a young one, although initially its meaning is somewhat different. But he himself will guess, if not stupid.

Kind master

A man or youth who behaves arrogantly, inappropriately majesty, or emphatically magnanimous.

This is often an ideal nomination for a boss))).

Holiday sleep before lunch

A half-day nomination for an amateur to sleep and, as a result, to be late for the start of work or study.

Say a word about the poor hussar

In this nomination, Vasya Ivanov wins (for example), about whom you need to put in a word from time to time to the management so that he is not fired (not expelled, not kicked out).

The old robbers

Comic nomination for two at once or more men of any age, even the youngest, if they can be called robbers in good sense for at least one successful positive adventure known to you. Name which one.

At work, it might just be a risky project.

At school - not malicious, not offensive hooliganism.

I am a frivolous Georgian

My favorite nomination in today's article! This was said about himself by Bulat Okudzhava in a documentary film-interview, which was shot for his 70th birthday by Eldar Ryazanov. Therefore, you can nominate a man if he fits at least one criterion:

• Georgian by nationality
• Outwardly similar to Okudzhava (take a look at his young photos with hair)
• Writes poetry and puts them to music
• Plays bard songs on the guitar
• A big fan of the work of Bulat Shalvovich.

Tell the nominee that this is a compliment nomination, since it sounds from the lips of the poet himself, and it is awarded for something with the hope that our chosen one will justify it for more than one year.

Poor Avrosimov

Substitute the required last name and explain why he is poor. Most likely, he did something.

Nemukhin musicians

If you have amateur musicians, this is for them. You can substitute the name of your city or your company.

Zarechensk grooms

Roughly the same, only for unmarried men.

The Adventures of Leopold the Cat

Beat the rest of the nominations in the same way:

Gentlemen of Fortune

Betrothed-mummer

Shipov's Adventures, or Old Vaudeville

Young man's morning

Every day is not Sunday

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If your men are teachers or doctors, choose from ready-made ones - I have already written and funny ones.

Thus, comic nominations for men will be supplemented, and the holiday on February 23 will not be boring.

With a wish for apt nominations for our defenders,

Your Evelina Shesternenko.

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