Today we give out comic nominations to people whose art is to successfully sell. These are sales managers, sellers, salesmen, consultants, merchandisers. There are a lot of people selling goods and services. They have their own holidays, corporate parties. It is appropriate to choose the winners of comic nominations at these events. Managers and sellers will be able to choose the most suitable nominations for their colleagues. Let's start!

"Sell - and no nails ..."
"This is my slogan and ... period." We have an excellent winner in the comic category “Sell - and no nails”. His name is (called the name). With a sweet smile, he will sell nails, screws, nuts, and other goods, and even give (completely free of charge) a little of his good mood.

"My light, mirror ..."
“My light, mirror, tell me
Yes, report the whole truth:
I trade everyone faster
All the cleverer and more cunning? "
What question? Of course, the leader in the comic category "My Light, Mirror" is a born merchant. When he needs to sell, he feels real excitement!

"Queen of the counter"
She sells the product with such dignity! Her smile alone is worth something! The buyer may not really need the product, but how can one pass by such a beauty. You definitely need to buy something - and you will receive quality products and a portion of positive emotions.

"Wouldn't you be chasing cheapness, friend"
It may not be worth it for cheapness, but it is quite good for stocks. Who is the best organizer of promotions? Of course, the main one in the aforementioned comic nomination.

"This operation is known as rotation."
Dear merchandisers! This comic nomination is for you. Choose the most worthy one! He has golden hands. He does not fight off his hands, and never drops his hands, he can lend a helping hand and a stone's throw, you won't see him empty-handed, and he will never sit idly by.

"And Vaska listens and sells"
Maybe not Vaska, but Petya Gromikhaylov or Ashot Melikov, but, most importantly, he sells! Conscientiously lays out the goods, sorts, weighs, marks. In general, a worthy representative of the trading fraternity!

"Selling a refrigerator to the Eskimos"
They need it the most! They have minus 50 ° C, and the goods of such extreme temperatures can't stand it. And it’s much warmer in the fridge! Here are the Eskimos and estimate: "Atlant" or "Bosch", "Samsung" or "Nord". And best of all, he will tell you about which refrigerator to choose, the winner of the comic nomination "Selling a refrigerator to Eskimos".

"The first fish is mine, and the second is mine"
We announce the best seller of the fish department as the winner in the comic nomination “My first fish, and my second”. A fish - good product, excellent fish is a king's commodity. Therefore, we have a special relationship with the "fishmongers"!

"Jester pea" or "Tsar-pea"
And who sells peas, millet, buckwheat, oatmeal, rice best of all? A fool! The leader in this nomination can joke and sell the goods profitably. Yes, he has no value!

“Like cheese in butter ...»
"Look to me, Glafira, inadvertently, by chance,
Grab a piece of cheese, because without cheese - what kind of tea? "
Best in the comic nomination "Like cheese in butter ..." - a cheese seller. Dutch, Swiss, Adyghe - he teaches geography from cheese. And he implements them the best!

"Greedy"
Meat for you? Steak, brisket, chop, shoulder, sirloin? This is for the seller-winner of the comic nomination "Greedy-beef". How she trades! Anything expensive to see. And he will say a compliment to the buyer, and the product will sell profitably. The real winner!

"Two pieces of sausage"
Why only two? The leader in the "Two Bits of Sausage" comic category will sell as many bites as needed. And he will do it with a soul!

Awards, presentation of medals, diplomas, nominations are always found at entertainment events, and holidays with a bang!

Who doesn’t like the fact that he was noted among the many guests, while at the same time laughing at the rest of the audience.
Nominations can be assigned at the beginning of a festive evening or throughout the entire holiday, as well as intrigue those present until the very end of the event and carry out the nomination at the very end.
You can nominate for anything:
External differences:
- "The most red hair" - you can give someone a pronounced red hair color
- "Mini skirt" - given to the girl in the shortest skirt, and if there are several such heroines, you can measure the length and finally determine the shortest skirt
By character traits:
- Give "Modest" to the one who spent almost the whole holiday in the corner and did not participate in any competition.
For professional qualities:
- "The most frugal" - given, for example, to the chief accountant
- "Most Most" - let's say you can give it to the Boss
Although these people in the team are only in one instance, so to speak, the most (the only) status will come in handy.
For being a woman:
Presentation of comic nominations for women's holidays:
- "Miss Beauty Long Braid" is given to a girl with long hair
- "Miss golden hands" to a girl who is engaged in needlework.
etc.
For being a man:
Comic nominations on men's holidays such as February 23rd:
- "Super muscles" is a man who most often visits the gym, but if there are several such people, arrange armwrestling competitions, or push-ups for a while,
- "The most stylish" is awarded a comic nomination to someone who often surprises with his appearance others.
In these cases, nominations are assigned to all representatives, that is, for women's holiday all girls are celebrated, at the men's holiday all men, and it is advisable to find the most best qualities applicants.
Comic nominations for teachers , of course, in this case, all teachers are rewarded, in no case do not leave anyone unattended.
For belonging to a particular profession:
- "Super Doc" to the chief physician

Nominations can be awarded as part of the competition:

Comic nominations and their assignment remain the highlight of any holiday, be it:

For prom

Assigning comic nominations to one person for example:

Anniversary nominations
- "Assigning comic nominations for the anniversary to guests"

New Year nominations

Anniversary nominations
- "Comic nominations of guests for the Anniversaries of a man"

Rewarding applicants, you can mark comic certificates or medals, making them yourself or using our options made with humor and care. Medals are printed on a color printer, cut and glued according to the pattern

Or ready-made certificates, for example in

Corporate

Cool nominations for rewarding employees

Artichoke

If you can't relieve stress, don't wear it.

V corporate culture against the background of the world famous Oscar and TEFI ceremonies, it has become fashionable to solemnly present at corporate events all kinds of prizes and awards in various nominations.

And although the competition between workers for the title of the foremost worker has remained in the Soviet past, the assignment of a nomination and oral gratitude remain important ways of non-material incentives for employees.

On corporate event on the occasion, or on the day, the formal part can be built around the employee awards ceremony.

We bring to your attention possible names for corporate nominations.

Nomination Sportmaster

This person is a living personification of the saying "Rest is active, sports holiday." Sport for him is fun to sweat and at the same time sport is an opportunity to show his best qualities. He is the captain, coach and just a strong shoulder - ( Full Name). We made a knight's move and give you a trotter. V old days for such they gave half a kingdom.

(The prize is a toy horse.)

Nomination Musaist

Since the 19th century, lyceum students have been called "lyceum students", gymnasium students - "gymnasium students", a person who has been repeatedly visited by a muse in our time, we decided to call modestly - "Museist"! Creative people like immodest applause ... Legendary man ... Lord of words and master of rhyme ... ( Full Name). As you know, there was a golden age in poetry, silver and even iron, but thanks to his talent, critics are inclined to judge that the "pearl age" is coming!

(The prize is a souvenir "Pearl in the Heart".)

Nomination Beauty is a terrible force

These immortal words of Faina Ranevskaya became the name of the next nomination! It presents a man of rare external and inner beauty that will surely save the world! He attracts attention to himself, he serves as a standard, his appearance in a team is always an event - ( Full Name).

(The prize is a lifebuoy with the inscription "Beauty is a terrible force".)

Gardener of Paradise

If heaven appears on earth, it will not happen without the participation of this person. After all, he fights not only for beauty, but also for the health of colleagues at work, rewarding you with the most important wealth - air, without which a person cannot live even five minutes! Messenger of the Garden of Eden - ( Full Name).

(The prize is a small watering can.)

Nomination A Poet's Dream

Yes, such a woman not only goes to a burning hut or a galloping horse ... She goes to the rock, and up the mountain, and behind the smell of the taiga, because, as you know, many today go "for money, for money ...", and she goes for the smell adventure, romance and tourism - ( Full Name).

(The prize is a compass.)

Nomination Excellence in Labor Training

This worker is always ready for work, he is not late from vacation, lunch, work break. He owns industrial gymnastics techniques and does not sleep in his workplace. To the question: "Are you ready for work?" he confidently answers: "Always!" - ( Full Name).

(The prize is a child's spatula.)

Nomination Orchestra Man

This is the noisiest worker. If Uncle Styopa could be seen a mile away, then this man could be heard a mile away. It can be entered in the Guinness Book of Records, but, fortunately, it is listed in another book ... of the company's personnel records - ( Full Name).

(The prize is a baton.)

Lighter Man

“Hello, fire department? Fry the meat! - We do not fry, we stew! - Well then put it out! " The most fire hazardous worker is presented in the next nomination not because he dabbles with a lighter, he basically does not smoke, his energy and pressure are comparable to fire, a spark that is always with him! It ( Full Name). We decided, in a good sense of the word, to add fuel to the fire.

(The prize is a bottle of olive oil.)

Nomination Strong Link

This is a man with a rod who completes the building, planted trees, and took his son to school. He is an irreplaceable person at work, at home and at a holiday. If it is not there, everyone understands: there is no "strong link"! Winner in the nomination - ( Full Name). Without exaggeration, you are a real hammer!

(The prize is a hammer.)

Nomination Night Watch

The winner in this nomination understands firsthand the words of the famous police anthem, in which it is sung about a difficult service, he knows how much a pound is dashing and that nights are dark not only in the city of Sochi. A midnight maniac, a thunderstorm of crime and a faithful guardian of material and spiritual values, all this is ( Full Name).

(Prize - the book “ The night Watch"With a memorable autograph of the director.)

Comic letters are presented for a birthday, wedding, retirement or other special events. Medals and diplomas are awarded to employees, bosses, relatives, friends and acquaintances. The wording for the award depends on the reason for which the document is presented. It is advisable to use ready-made samples of filling in thanks, which are presented for any solemn event.

Samples of letters

Examples of diplomas can be downloaded for free on the Internet or bought in specialized stores. Electronic versions are printed and signed. There are certificates where the congratulatory words are filled in independently, or those where the text is already present and it is enough to write the recipient's name. The advantage of the former is in an individual approach, in which you can choose any text - comic, funny, official.

For birthday

The birthday boy is awarded a certificate with an interesting congratulation. For example: "Awarded to beloved dad and grandfather!" or "Happy birthday to the best mom in the world!"

For the anniversary

A comic diploma for a round date will be remembered by the hero of the day or the hero of the day. It is usually awarded for 50 years, 60 years, 70 years. The congratulator can download a letter with warm words from Putin, Zhirinovsky or another famous politician, singer, actor. Originally signed certificates will please birthday people and guests.

For the wedding

The wedding certificate is awarded to the bride and groom. Comic letters are given to a witness and a witness, matchmakers, father-in-law with mother-in-law and father-in-law with mother-in-law. You can celebrate with a diploma for the active participation of cheerful guests.

Congratulations with honors

The network has diplomas in which they jokingly congratulate students on graduation. If desired, they give highly specialized certificates: a cunning lawyer, an ideal programmer. Options are suitable: "Diploma for a Recognized Genius", "Certificate of the Bright Head".

Woman

When signing a diploma for lovely ladies, do not skimp on compliments. The text says that a woman is beautiful, charming, gentle, sweet, smart, kind, with good feeling humor.

Man

A real man gets thank you letter in the nominations: "Golden Hands", "Steel Muscles", "Sex Symbol". The nomination depends on the character and hobbies of the man who is being awarded the diploma.

Mom

Usually, the presentation of the diploma falls on the shoulders of the children or the spouse. You can reward a woman for being just about to become a mother. In this case, comic diplomas are selected for expectant mothers suffering from pregnancy difficulties.

To husband

Wife

For parents

The certificate for newly-made parents is presented in comic form... Diplomas are given at the time of discharge from the hospital or after it. Diplomas for long-term and conscientious work in raising children are awarded when the child has already graduated from school.

For kids

Nominations for toddlers' diplomas are Achievements in Sports, Outstanding Academic Achievements, and Exemplary Behavior. Funny nominations - "Miss Sweet Tooth", "Miss Laughing", "Mister Imagination".

For girl

For boy

Grandfather

Grandmother

Pensioner

Girlfriend

The joke is drawn up in the form of a diploma or a postcard. The best friend will be delighted with the original design of the certificate. For example, a diploma is comically signed and a photo with a girlfriend is glued to it.

To the best friend

To the winner

For the first place

The award list for 1 place or 2 and 3 places is presented at the holidays as a prize for participating in competitions.

To the head

The boss is handed a comic letter or a funny order from a team of workers. The text speaks about what positive qualities has a leader: wisdom, decisiveness, justice.

To the chief

Colleague

To an employee for work

Conscientious worker

In a comic letter, the best employee should be thanked for Good work... Leaders can summarize the year, ask employees to maintain a positive momentum and continue to improve in the professional field.

To the teacher

To the doctor

For the educator

Parents can buy a little more forms when they are going to hand over comic diplomas. Then sign blank certificates for the most delicious meals, good relations to children, games and walks on fresh air and give to the kindergarten staff.

For an accountant

For the builder

To the cook

To the driver

For sports achievements

Funny titles

Medals for comic nominations

Diploma templates

The layouts of comic letters should be signed cheerfully. If the network does not have a diploma with the desired nomination, then they download empty certificates, then sign them at their discretion.

For example: "To the best drafts player!", "Diploma for participation in the most incendiary dances! ”,“ A juicy berry at 45 years old! ”.

How to sign a gratitude

Text - main part a commendable diploma. Ready template find on the Internet or compose words on their own. An important part of a successful congratulation is the gift and receipt of the diploma by the hero of the occasion. It is worth taking care of the solemn atmosphere, presenting a diploma to the birthday boy, reading the text in front of the guests, adding a few sincere words from yourself.

Text for letterheads

The text for the diplomas is the main part of the diploma. Comic congratulations should be kind and cheerful to bring a smile to the hero of the occasion. Those who want to write a congratulation on their own take into account strengths birthday boy or birthday girl, jokingly describe them.

Example 1

Favorite friend Allochka! I am presenting you with a diploma for the ability to support with advice in a difficult and joyful period of life. You can talk on the phone for the longest time, light up with me in clubs at night and find the most fun adventures... Thank you for your friendship!

Example 2

Dear colleague Irina Mikhailovna! We worked together for many years. Today is your holiday! You're retiring, but 55 is a misleading date. Sparkling eyes and a charming smile betray your true age. Irina Mikhailovna, our security officers have learned a secret: you are only 20 years old. Stay always cheerful, perky and friendly!

Example 3

Best friend Vladik! I'm glad that you and I are friends. You always do what is right and fair! It is interesting to play with you and watch cartoons, overeat cakes and sit at the same desk. You will always give a prompt, and if necessary, you will decide for me test... Let this diploma remind you that you are my best friend.

Inscriptions in verses

Owners of poetic talent will easily congratulate the hero of the occasion on their wedding anniversary, anniversary, even with the defense of a diploma in the form of a funny poem.

If the congratulatory lines do not work out, but you want to write a verse yourself, then you can peep the rhymes on the Internet: a fisherman is an eccentric, an anniversary is not painful, a friend is suddenly a spouse. On the basis of rhymes, compose a short quatrain.

Acknowledgments are given on different occasions: on birthdays, other holidays, out of a desire to thank for work or study. The commendation sheet can be made by hand or downloaded online.

In order to make a diploma on your own, a sheet of white paper, A4 format, is taken. In the upper central part, the word is written in capital letters: diploma, diploma, certificate of honor, gratitude.

The text is written below and the signature is put. If desired, the diploma is bordered with a frame, in the lower or upper part, you can draw a picture or paste a photo. When designing, make sure that the dimensions of the text and pictures are proportional to the sheet of paper.

Ready-made gratitude models are found on the Internet. Free to download, send to print the right amount copies. Special design programs allow you to add new elements to the commendation sheet layout. Original gratitude is made in the form of a certificate, a Soviet leaflet, an old letter or a scroll.

Friends, today I publish comic nominations for New Year by the names of domestic New Year's films.

Such a double benefit to you from me - arrange a funny nomination, and watch a movie at your leisure.

True, some films are my favorites, and I have not even heard of some of them, and have not yet had time to watch.

Award nominations

you can at work at New Year's corporate party, in the company of friends or big family... Some are also suitable for schoolchildren. Be sure to announce that today's nomination is based on the fruits of the cinema, such a New Year's version in a free retelling.

Bold italic is the name of the nomination and the film, normal font is my explanations and comments. So take

Comic nominations for the New Year

Operation "Happy New Year"

To one or several organizers and organizers of your current New Year's party (corporate party) for the worthy overcoming of inhuman difficulties, the human factor and bringing the matter to a festive end.

December 32

The nomination is awarded to the most disciplined person and implies an honorable mission: to call everyone present on the first New Year's morning and inform everyone that January 1st is on the calendar, and not December 32nd, as they might have thought.

New Year is canceled

For you personally, dear (insert name), since you did not submit your reports (did not congratulate all partners, did not go for potatoes, forgot to chill champagne).

V two kilometers from the New Year

The nomination is similar to the previous one: since you, (name), did not buy this and that for the table in advance, then you will have to meet the New Year a few kilometers from us, running one by one all the shops in search of (the name of that, what was not purchased). And in new year's eve it's like looking for snowdrops in December.

By the way, about snowdrops. Nomination

Twelve months

Awarded to (name) for having worked tirelessly for the good during all 12 months of this year native family(companies, countries, planets). You can add specifics, playful or serious - what you worked on.

Two hours earlier

This is just about all of us: in Moscow, the New Year will come 2 hours earlier than in Kiev, and in Kiev - 2 hours earlier than in London (if I figured out correctly with the transition to winter time). So this nomination should be given to a person who has recently arrived or is leaving for another time zone.

Or a friend who - with a high probability - will not resist and will meet the New Year a couple of hours earlier))) Although he will later claim that he was just seeing off Old.

Snow Maiden for an adult son

To the performer of the role of your Snow Maiden,

Or a woman who has a son from about five years old, probably to 50,

Or your son's girlfriend (wife, fiancée) - in this case, you are the one who announces the nomination.

By the way, this is one of my favorite films about love, fidelity and personal freedom - whoever understands them. V starring(and capital one too) - wonderful Lyudmila Artemieva.

Old New Year

This nomination gives the right and authority to lead the wires of the Old Year. Forward, lucky!

Carnival Night

If you have a small carnival or at least a slight disguise with New Year's pigtails, mustaches, masks, glasses without glasses, etc., then this nomination is for the one who is the best dressed up. Or came up with some funny number... Or who do you instruct to arrange a small carnival from a party right now - just not like in Brazil or Venice, it will be too much.

New Year's adventures of Masha and Viti

Nomination for any 2 people from your company (absolutely of any gender and with any names) who got into history or light adventures on the eve of this or last New Year, or on New Year's Eve itself, or immediately after it.

T aina the snow queen

For a slightly open, but so unsolved mystery beauty (charm, coldness - choose the right one). A suitable person is nominated - classically beautiful, or arrogantly cold, or both at the same time.

Have you summoned the Snow Maiden?

Your today's costumed Snow Maiden. No options.

Wishing you an unforgettable nomination ceremony,

Your Evelina Shesternenko.