This is a terrible word registration. Whether there is a question about two stools of some deep meaning, or just a prison mystery

One person comes out every day from his house and walks to the same intersection. There he is waiting for an exact time equal to 8:30, after which the street goes. Next, he sits on the city train and drives a couple of stops. After that, walking around about 15 minutes and comes to his meta work. Why is a man every time waiting for time 8:30, although the intersection can go immediately without expectations?

Three robbers burst inside the jewelry store and, threatening with a gun, began to collect jewels from the showcases. Suddenly one of them said that the police ride. The second looked around, listened, but did not find anything. However, when he looked at that robber, who said that the police ride, he immediately agreed to escape quickly. Why?

Two employees are sitting in a lunch break in the office in the cabinet. One of them reads news on the Internet. Suddenly he tells the second employee: "You know that July 4, three of the first five US presidents died, but it does not indicate who exactly from them." The second answers: "I don't know them, but I can say for sure that at least the fifth president just died on July 4th." How the second employee could guess that the 5th US president died on July 4, because he did not know about it before conversation?

Two thiefs in the law quarreled with each other, sitting at one table in a prison dining room. Suddenly, the second of them cried and grabbed the first, and the first first hit the second on his back, and then the knife stuck in him. Improving security immediately caused physicians who saved the life of the wounded jailer. After this story, the first Warr in the law did not add time, and the second was very grateful to him. Why?

In one very famous museum, a clear diamond transparent diamond was exposed. He was behind glass partitions, but with any touch to which alarm was triggered. After that, over the fraction of a second, all windows and doors in this room are closed by iron shutters. Visitors were launched in this room for 30 people. After the third group was gone, suddenly alarm was worked. Immediately all doors and windows were closed with iron shutters. After half a minute in this room, opening the iron shutters, the guards entered. They saw that the glass partitions were broken, but the diamond was untouched. Inside the room stood one visitor who stayed alone in the room. He said that she was going to leave and accidentally hurt the glass partitions with his glass bottle, which he kept in his hand. After clarification, he was released. However, a week later, the announcement appeared in the newspapers that the dear diamond was stolen. How did it happen?

One elite and very expensive restaurant visited one wealthy couple. They asked the menu, after which they made an order for four persons, but until they drank on a glass of expensive wine. Suddenly, her husband called on a cell phone, after a conversation he was mentioned a couple of words with his wife. Then they immediately got up and went to the exit, without paying. As soon as they wear upper clothes, they calmly come out of the restaurant. At the same time, no one stopped them and did not ask to pay at least for the drunk wine. Why?

One dad had two daughters and one greedy with a greedy son. Once dad gave all children 5 apples. What do you think, how many apples received every sister?

Ten men are sitting behind a round table in tense silence. After some pause, the phone rang, after which one of them broke out and jumped out into the window. What happened?

If you fold the numbers from 1 to 3, then we get 6. If you fold the numbers from 1 to 5, we get 15. And how to quickly fold the numbers from 1 to 100 (in mind)?

One terrorist group kidnapped a high-ranking officer of the current government. They decided to execute him through the shooting. One of them volunteered to do it. He shot him 3 times out of the pistol, after which everyone was separated. However, on the same day they were caught all. In a day, a high-ranking person in which they shot, met with those of them who shot him. They shook hands and wished success to each other. How come?

Prison riddles

The collection of prison mysteries whose new arrived in the chamber. In certain places, based on your answer, there may be further your fate. Likewise, such riddles are asked for beginners for the sake of fun, but the riddles themselves and the answers will be given to you to understand what it applies to you. Replies. Try to give at least a couple of them the correct answer.

1.Tva Stool (classic):

There are two chairs, in one peaks are accurate, on the other x * and others, what you sit on, what mother will you put on?

2.Vilka:
Question in the forehead: fork in the eye or in g * Pu time?

3. Alive or bread?
What eat - soap from a table or bread from parac?

4. With a bottle:
Bottle broke and say: "Burry". What will you do?

5. Provisted a man in prison for 9 years:
We planted a man in prison on strict 9 years. Once he kum (the head of the prison) says, guess the riddle for 9 years I will let you go, well, the man agreed and the chief says:
The word out of 9 letters, is in every home, ends at the "CRA", but not TV. The man thought thought for a long 9 years and did not guess. He served his 9 years comes home enters the house and sees this item and dies from a heart attack.

Two chairs (classic): There are two chairs, in one peaks are accurate, on the other X * and DR * Chen, how will you sit on, what mother will put on?
Answer: I will take the peaks sharp, cut X * and DR * Chen, the Siado himself and the mother will put.
Answer number 2: Himself on the peaks to sit down, mother kneeling.

PARACHUTE:
You are flying on a parachute, on the right - the forest Hu * in, left - the sea gov * a. Where will you sit down?Answer: In each forest there is a glade, and in every sea - island.

Question in the forehead: fork in the eye or in g * Pu time?
Answer: And on the zone of the zone there is no.
Answer number 2: Something I do not see one-eyed here.

Soap or bread?
What eat - soap from a table or bread from parac?
Answer: The table is not soapbox, the packet is not a bread box.


About Sakhara:
You and Kent go through the Sahara desert. At a distance of a hundred kilometers there is no housing, nor settlements, no one and nothing but sand. Suddenly, a poisonous snake crawls, rushes on Kent and bits him for x * th. What are you going to do?Answer: If Kent Zalyupa is above the knee, then the snake will not get. If below, he sunsits himself.

FOOTBALL: Draw on the wall a football gate, and on the floor of the ball. They say to score a goal. What will you do?
Answer: Ask to give pass.

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BROOM:
You are given a broom in the rugs and say: "Play something on a guitar." What will you do?Answer: Give a broom with the words "And you mood first" the boring bottle:
Bottle broke and say: "Burry". What will you do?
Answer: Ask you to turn inside out.

Put a man in prison for 9 years:
We planted a man in prison on strict 9 years. Once he kum (the head of the prison) says, guess the riddle for 9 years I will let you go, well, the man agreed and the chief says:
The word out of 9 letters, is in every home, ends at the "CRA", but not TV. The man thought thought for a long 9 years and did not guess. He served his 9 years comes home enters the house and sees this item and dies from a heart attack.
Answer: Television. The question is not about the fact that the jailer was made, but about the subject, about the cat. I first heard from the jailer (TV), and then saw at home. And if you get in condition, then you can understand it

This prison game is a famous registration, she is frightened by green zeks even earlier, even in the chambers of the preliminary conclusion in the police, where there is always there is an experienced or just talkative and idle to scare a neighbor. Usually, such riddles are asked for novice for fun, but the riddles themselves and answers will be given to understand you, which refers to you will be based on the answers. From prison games do not refuse. Try to give at least a couple of them the correct answer.

Two stools (classic): There are two chairs, in one peaks are accurate, on the other x * and others, what you sit on, what mother will put on?
Answer: I'll take the peaks sharp, cut off * and DR * Chen, the Siada himself and the mother will put.
Answer №2: Syad himself, the mother put on his knees.

Parachute: You are flying on a parachute, right - Forest Hu * B, left - Sea Gov * a. Where will you sit down?
Answer: There is a glade in each forest, and in every sea is an island.

Yama: You fell into a pit. In the pit Puppet and X * th. What do you eat, what to shove?
Answer: I'll take a pate and get out of the pit.

* OPA or Mother? In F * PU give or mother will sell?
Answer: G * PA is not given, mother is not for sale.

Fork: Question in the forehead: fork in the eye or in g * Pu time?
Answer: but there is no forks in the zone.
Answer №2: Something I do not see one-eyed here.

Soap or bread? What do you eat - soap from a table or bread from a packet?
Answer: The table is not soapbox, the packet is not a bread box.

About Sahara: You're with Kent on the Sahara desert. At a distance of a hundred kilometers there is no housing, nor settlements, no one and nothing but sand. Suddenly, a poisonous snake crawls, rushes on Kent and bits him for x * th. What are you going to do?
Answer: If Kent Zalyupa is above the knee, then the snake will not get. If below, he sunsits himself.
Answer # 2: Today is Kent, and tomorrow is a cop.

About the train: you go on the train, chained to the levers, they can be rotated or left, or right. Ahead of the fork - on the right mother to the pillar is tied to the left of the kent, the man ten. Where to kill whom you ask?
Answer: Today Kenta, and tomorrow cops.
The answer to all the riddles given above: I wake up ... and subscribe to the smart magazine :)

About bones: Sits the alarm on Shkonara, open the feeder and give the Balant, dry bread. In the morning, reveal the feeder again and see the bones. Question: Where does the bone, if the zek is alive?
Answer: Bones playing.

About Petukhov: There were two roosters, one E * if dinner, and the other after lunch, who was worse?
Answer: Who already is worse.

In addition to such mysteries, the citizens of the prisoners can offer a newcomer also a series of trials for intelligence and smell.

Football: Football gates draw on the wall, and on the floor of the ball. They say to score a goal. What will you do?
Answer: Ask to give pass.

Broom: You give you a broom and say: "Play on a guitar something." What will you do?
Answer: Give a broom with the words "And you mood first"

Burnt bottle: Bottle broke and say: "Burning". What will you do?
Answer: Ask to turn inside out.

Bayan: They ask to play the battery, like on the accordion. What will you do?
Answer: Ask you to inflate fur.

Pilot and miners: who will you be? - Ask novice. It is unknown and incomprehensible that both. Well, the miner, he answers. Then shelter under shokles, there is a scarce, collect coal. He crawls, wiping dust and dirt under the bass.

Get out. And now who will you be? Well, probably, better than a pilot, he says. He tie his eyes towel. What shock should you fly - from the bottom or top? - Ask him. Scared if, say - from the bottom. But he already heard and understands that the main thing - in no circumstances to show himself a coward. From the top, he answers. And on Domino you fall or on placed chess? - Ask him.

When you stand with tied eyes, it is very vividly, it seems the picture of how you fly the plastics from two meters to the island of the placed figures. Poor, if you choose a novice domino: and it will fall out, and the registration will begin to tighten. If it will overcome himself and calmly say: on chess, there will be three fear for many minutes and only.

As long as the figures are planted, while they are sitting on the shone, and the most terrible seconds when you need to fly from it - to fall blindly blindly. Jumping sharply - it was not - he flutters, waiting for acute pain, but falls on a stretched blanket.

Pain resistance: newcomer can offer to compete with someone from old-timers in resistance to pain. They both tie their eyes (first old-timer), put on both sides of the table, and a newcomer's scrotum, he feels with horror, tighten with a thin rope, the end of which - how to explain to him - the opponent is given. And he is given to the end of the same tied rope.

The beginning is strictly on the team. He rapidly pulls the rope, feels unbearable pain, shouts and pulls stronger, but the pain is even sharper, and he almost loses consciousness, for himself pulls himself - the rope is just throwing around the table. He is unleashed by eyes and look like he took away to mockery.

Bus: Newbie, becomes on all fours, and he is joined by his back who sick. Go! The newcomer passes the meter of two or three, then the space that is usually in the chamber, stops turning and leaving. The rider passenger asks him what stop. Observing the tone of the game, the newcomer calls some. Let's go further! It will last until then, as long as he does not guessed to say: Stop final.

Starry: Stargazer-novice climbs under the degree rain and should through her stretched sleeve - a telescope - count loudly stars drawn on paper - he clearly sees through the sleeve, like through the pipe. At this time, cold water pelvis is unexpectedly poured on him through the sleeve - a basin of washing, nameable for some reason, is always in the chamber. How does the newcomer react to it, getting off the wet under the overall laughter of others?

Do you respect me? Do you respect me? - asks someone from Olders. Yes! - Finally corresponds to the novice. Then I drink for my health a circle of water. He drinks. Do you respect me? - asks the second. Then for me a mug. And in the chamber, as a rule, more than a dozen man. Mug after three or four it becomes torture. Guess, newcomer, on the second or on the third mug God forbid to say that you respect everyone and drink the last for the overall health.

Prison riddles

The collection of prison mysteries whose new arrived in the chamber. In certain places, based on your answer, there may be further your fate. Likewise, such riddles are asked for beginners for the sake of fun, but the riddles themselves and the answers will be given to you to understand what it applies to you. Replies. Try to give at least a couple of them the correct answer.

1.Tva Stool (classic):

There are two chairs, in one peaks are accurate, on the other x * and others, what you sit on, what mother will you put on?

2.Vilka:
Question in the forehead: fork in the eye or in g * Pu time?

3. Alive or bread?
What eat - soap from a table or bread from parac?

4. With a bottle:
Bottle broke and say: "Burry". What will you do?

5. Provisted a man in prison for 9 years:
We planted a man in prison on strict 9 years. Once he kum (the head of the prison) says, guess the riddle for 9 years I will let you go, well, the man agreed and the chief says:
The word out of 9 letters, is in every home, ends at the "CRA", but not TV. The man thought thought for a long 9 years and did not guess. He served his 9 years comes home enters the house and sees this item and dies from a heart attack.

Two chairs (classic): There are two chairs, in one peaks are accurate, on the other X * and DR * Chen, how will you sit on, what mother will put on?
Answer: I will take the peaks sharp, cut X * and DR * Chen, the Siado himself and the mother will put.
Answer number 2: Himself on the peaks to sit down, mother kneeling.

PARACHUTE:
You are flying on a parachute, on the right - the forest Hu * in, left - the sea gov * a. Where will you sit down?Answer: In each forest there is a glade, and in every sea - island.

Question in the forehead: fork in the eye or in g * Pu time?
Answer: And on the zone of the zone there is no.
Answer number 2: Something I do not see one-eyed here.

Soap or bread?
What eat - soap from a table or bread from parac?
Answer: The table is not soapbox, the packet is not a bread box.


About Sakhara:
You and Kent go through the Sahara desert. At a distance of a hundred kilometers there is no housing, nor settlements, no one and nothing but sand. Suddenly, a poisonous snake crawls, rushes on Kent and bits him for x * th. What are you going to do?Answer: If Kent Zalyupa is above the knee, then the snake will not get. If below, he sunsits himself.

FOOTBALL: Draw on the wall a football gate, and on the floor of the ball. They say to score a goal. What will you do?
Answer: Ask to give pass.

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BROOM:
You are given a broom in the rugs and say: "Play something on a guitar." What will you do?Answer: Give a broom with the words "And you mood first" the boring bottle:
Bottle broke and say: "Burry". What will you do?
Answer: Ask you to turn inside out.

Put a man in prison for 9 years:
We planted a man in prison on strict 9 years. Once he kum (the head of the prison) says, guess the riddle for 9 years I will let you go, well, the man agreed and the chief says:
The word out of 9 letters, is in every home, ends at the "CRA", but not TV. The man thought thought for a long 9 years and did not guess. He served his 9 years comes home enters the house and sees this item and dies from a heart attack.
Answer: Television. The question is not about the fact that the jailer was made, but about the subject, about the cat. I first heard from the jailer (TV), and then saw at home. And if you get in condition, then you can understand it

There are two stools - The prison mystery, which has become a difficult choice, in which none of the two options is ideal.

Origin

Total task sounds like this: There are two chairs, in one peaks are sharpening, on the other of Hui you jerk, how will you sit on, what mother will you put on?
Answer: I'll take the peaks sharpened, Crubble Hui jerked, Sonya himself and mother will put.
Answer №2: Syad himself, the mother put on his knees.

The riddle belongs to the prison folklore and is an integral part of the spontaneously established rite of initiation, according to simple "registration". The new arrestant was supposed to pass the test and not to dwell to earn the right to be among other arrestants.

In 2010, this and other elements of the prison jargon penetrated the imagination of Nulchang, breeding the phenomenon, which was subsequently called "Vorovach". Treads of those times were full of criminal jargon, prison concepts, Hop culture and other thorough topics. In memory of the period in RuNet, one of the brightest memes about two stools are preserved.

Value

The phrase "there are two stools" (this is how, without continuing), you can often hear in situations when a complex choice arises in front of a person and none of the two options is suitable for it. At the same time, many do not even know where phraseologism came from, but simply use it as a beginning for a monologue.

Also, this meme can often be heard or see as a response to someone dubious. The person who is addressed to the phrase is usually or rushing between two opposing camps (opinions), or secretly stands for two opposing parties.