Jokes on April 1 drawings for dad. Laughter's day: ideas of jokes and draws

In terms of the number of drawings, this day is a record holder in a year. By the way, it is considered a bad tone to be offended by the firstaaprel draws.

Sputnik Georgia prepared a selection of "jokes" for those who wish to play on the day of laughter of their households, friends, colleagues, classmates and raise the mood to others - relatives, close or just passersby.

How to play households

Waking up early to put adult children's things, and parents' parents, replace slippers for more or smaller size. You can put slippers of different sizes, hide one sock from different pairs or strain socks and so on.

If you are not too lazy to spend some time on the preparation of the draw, you can on the eve of late in the evening to sew a thin, easily joining thread, sleeves or trousers in our household clothes. You can also sew a sleeve for the trousers or sew the neck. Such innocent jokes will turn the dressing process in the game and configure all family members to the major fluid.

You can recall the jokes that we have not done more than once in childhood - to paint the face of sleeping toothpaste, ketchup or another quickly washing the mixture, and soap covers with colorless varnish so as not to be foaming.

You can also squeeze toothpaste, and instead, a syringe fill the tube with milk, sour cream or mayonnaise. By the way, milk will be funnier.

And also, the crane divider can be squeezed with a liquid dye - blue or red, a blue or red water is cleaned from the tap. By the way, the last is terrible.

You can pour into the toilet a washing agent, which is well foaming, or put dry pasta under the toilet seat, and when someone sits on it - it will crack as if it broke.

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You can conduct different manipulations with cosmetics. For example, replace the face cream or deodorant creamy oil.

In the kitchen, traditionally, you can replace sugar salt, add pepper into coffee - this drink is very close in the morning, especially on April 1. But it will be funnier to prepare the glazing from sour cream and halves of canned peach and serve jelly instead of juice.

Listed the various jokes can be infinitely, and it doesn't matter how you will play your relatives per day laughter. The main thing, remember that this is a wonderful reason to have the whole family.

How to play friends

There are many jokes associated with the phone. For example, call a friend from an unknown phone number and say the following text: "Hello, is it a corner of the Durov? Do you need a speaking horse? Just do not throw the phone, you know how difficult to pick up hoofs!"

Or, call a friend and ask him not to answer calls within a few minutes, as the telephonist works on the line, and it can be powder. After some time, call back, and if your friend takes the tube - make a writhing cry. This draw is not for the faint of heart, so you joke so as not to harm my native person.

For the next draw, you need to include redirection to any number - for example, a state institution, a hairdresser, a bath or holiday home. The surprise of the people's caller will not be a limit when, instead of your greeting, they will hear an unfamiliar voice, pronounceing the name of the organization.

You can play a friend by putting a fading pillow. To the pad it is harder to notice, it is better to put it under the seating pillow. Just check that the air is where to go.

It can be successfully told by offering an ice cola. Only now the ice should be with a filling of chewing candy Mentos. After the ice is melted and the cola comes into the reaction with the menthos - this fountain is guaranteed.

The girlfriend can be played by the next way, called the "secret fan". You should order a chic bouquet and put an anonymous note in which you specify the place and time of the meeting, and the request to bring this most bouquet with you.

To meet with a girlfriend you need to send a man unfamiliar to her, but he must come with his companion. Going to your girlfriend, he must take a bouquet from her and give it a solemn companion. But, in order not to bring a native person to the handle, you need to immediately appear and handing flowers, designed for it.

If you are working with a friend in one office or without interference to get to his workplace, you can enclose it with stickers on which you will post confessions in love, good wishes and so on. Or just throw its workplace toys, such as frogs, various rats and so on.

By the way, you can arrange a party with friends and ask each of them to prepare several comic competitions for the evening, and before the end of the holiday, we take the results and hand the prize for the most successful draw.

How to play colleagues

The simplest in the performance of the draw is to stick the mouse with scotch and watch the perplexed colleague or colleagues. You can draw or write something cool: "I will after dinner, your mouse".

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Or generally hide the mouse by placing a note with drawn tracks and words: "I do not look for me, I found a more caring dash." You can also stick to the table colleague bilateral scotch all that is on it - handles, pencils, keyboard, notepad, mouse, telephone, and so on.

The explosion of laughter in the office guarantees the fan beep under the colleague chair.

Wait until the colleague comes out for a while of the office, and change the birthday on his Facebook page on April 1, and look at his (her) reaction when you fall asleep congratulations.

Want to play all employees at the same time? Bring to work a box of delicious cakes or candies with the inscription on April 1. At the same time, so in passing, tell me that you do not want something. We guarantee that no one will touch these goodies, as everyone will guess what you did with them.

You can also bring a box of sweet pads to the office, such as "crushing", pre-replacing the contents on the "Whiskas" pads and observe the response of colleagues on the "sweet" pads.

You can print the order of the head of the change in the vacation schedule and post it on the bulletin board. Or say that half of the salary of each employee will be listed in the organization Foundation.

If your chef has a sufficient sense of humor, you can play it or it or it, and maybe them. For example, to the whole team to write statements about dismissal at your own accord and bring to the signature at the same time. True, there is a danger that these statements will really sign.

You can also compose statements with a request to provide material assistance in the amount of 10 salaries in connection with the birth of five, flight in Venus, arriving aliens and so on, it all depends on the flight of your imagination.

How to play teachers and classmates

For Teachers on April 1, he was always a difficult day, because at every step the figures of young leankers are waiting, which this day brings indescribable joy.

Schoolchildren have greater ingenuity than adults. The spectrum of their jokes and the drawing is quite extensive, and their fantasies can only be envied.

The most common school drawers include gluing stickers to the back of classmates with inscriptions of various content, such as "pumping with a breeze" or "Who has no horse, he sit on me."

Old joke, "And where it is so stupid" always works. You can also offer to someone soda, having shook the bottle in advance.

A simple draw, which always works. Write on the leaflet "on the ceiling of the broom" and let the class. That of classmates who will read, necessarily raise her head up, then the next and so on. And with them and the teacher begins to look at the ceiling, trying to understand what is happening.

If you are not afraid of the righteous anger of the teacher, you can apply the old trick and grasp the cool boards with dry soap. In this case, chalk on the board will not work. But keep in mind that yourself will have to wash the board later.

Nowadays, almost every student has a mobile phone, so you can come up with different jokes associated with the phone. Or just smear a lipstick phone phone and call him. His ear will be all in the lipstick, after he takes the handset.

To implement the next touch, take a large cardboard box and cut down the bottom. Put the cardboard on the closet, so that the bottom fit tightly, fill it with confetti and cover on top.

By the way, that the box attracts the attention of the teacher, you need to write something with a bright sticker with a bright sticker to write something attractive attention, such as sex paranuha. When the teacher goes into class and sees a box, he will try to remove it or ask someone from the disciples. In any case, the victim will be shrouded in confetti.

Teachers can be played saying that the director calls him. But it is necessary to have time to hang on the doors of the directors Cabinet poster with the inscription: "Nobody believes to anyone!"

Propelle-free draws will give you a lot of bright impressions, positive emotions and will be remembered for a long time. So turn your fantasy to have fun and have fun people around you.

Just remember that the draws should be an adequate sense of humor for whom you have prepared jokes on April 1, and in all observe the sense of measure in order to not offend someone in anyone.

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Parents are much ready forgive to forgive children, and wet legs after walk, and bad estimates, and even a broken window at school. And what to talk about the firstaapreli draws! Causeless practices only first seem adults something terrible, but then parents, for sure, willingly laugh at themselves and the situation that a child has arranged. However, everything needs to be observed, and children who are interested in playing parents on April 1 should proceed from the fact that the parents have a sense of humor. The fact that some adults will be appreciated by others can pour out. Therefore, you need to navigate and in terms of the situation.

On April 1, on April 1, for parents at home, should be well thought out, because it can so it turns out that any of the family members will accidentally notice the prepared "surprise" before, or just caught his child-prank "at the crime scene." Here are some interesting ideas, how to play parents on April 1 at home in a lung way.

Falling subjects

Children who wake up before parents can well prepare and arrange a draw with a coil of threads. The essence of the joke is that one of the doors of the room, where the parents usually come in the morning, will be closed, and when someone from adults twisted the handle and open the door, various items will fall in the room. To achieve such an effect, you need to wind out a few unbreakable items and then tie an end with a coil to the door handle. Of course, for any person who has just woke up, it will be a shock. Therefore, while parents leave, you can make coffee and put order in the room.

Drunk schoolboy

A lot of drawing children can spend the day when they return from school. For example, an excellent student can come home and appear in front of his parents with beer in his hands and a cigarette. And if there are good acting abilities, then a schoolboy drove the role. Just do not need to delay the performance for a long time, the main thing is the first reaction of adults.

Bad student

And students who will have time to get the first of April five, can come home and sadly declare her mother or dad that they received a two. As evidence you need to get a diary. Of course, every parent will be happy when he sees a good mark, instead of a pair.

Tattoo

Another interesting draw - stick or draw a black pencil on the tattoo. Make it need somewhere in a prominent place. Then the morning you need to come into the kitchen, where parents have breakfast, and look like nothing happens. Parents, of course, ask what is for drawings on the body, and then you need to answer that this is a tattoo that will remain for many years. Naturally, after adult reaction, you will have to demonstrate that the drawing is really washed off.

If you play the parents of the house, because they work, you can jerk on them by phone. True for such jokes usually requires the help of high school students or other adults.

Challenge to school

The first way to swallow is to call them and ask for adult friends to introduce themselves as a teacher who must report that parents are called to school. It is a joke to admit that this is a joke, together with the participant of the draw, and then parents can really go to an educational institution.

Detention

Another drawing can only appreciate parents with a strong character. Someone should call parents and say that their child is in a drunk police, and what you need to come and pick up a child home. The child, however, will still really be near the plot with sweets and flowers for mom.

Call from producer

Draws on April 1 for parents on the phone should be not only frightening. For example, you can ask a friend to introduce yourself to the producer of a well-known program and ask for adults to participate in the issue to tell about what they have a talented child. How parents behave in such a situation, very interesting.

Each person probably played his friends, relatives, teachers and just familiar on the day of deception. And many of them will do this in the next year, whether it is a teacher, colleague, classmate, mother or dad. Several tips, how to play your neighbor, will help you. Just do not forget - the laughter can be kind and evil, and the jokes are witty and stupid, choose what you like best. These draws you can practice both on ordinary days and on April 1.

1. This draw should be held at home, no street conditions, although if you can use it in another way - well done! With it, you can play a friend, girlfriend, parents, even a teacher. For drawing, you will need a small box, bright wrapping paper, felt-tip pen, confetti. Crightened the box with wrapping paper so that it is bright and attracting attention, for the same purposes you can write something like "candy", "do not touch, kill!" or "Take me." The box should not have the bottom. Put it on a high place (so that it is located above human growth), on a closet, for example. Fill the box of confetti, and if the "object", which you play, with a good sense of humor or, on the contrary, it took you very much, "Fill the box with some garbage (unlodted bones, potato skewers, garlic, onions, in order to be peeled). The "object" comes into the room, sees the box. She attracts him to his attention he shoots her. But the box does not have a bottom! Salute is secured, if in a box of confetti, and something is less pleasant than the salute, if the garbage.

2. Call your neighbors and calm, not foreshadowing any danger to the voice saying that you were called from the telephone station and warned that an electric current will be launched through the telephone wire in connection with the repair of the telephone line. Bashes their attention on the fact that for 10 minutes it is not necessary to avoid human victims to answer calls. After 15 minutes, call the neighbors and, if they take the phone, issue an inhuman cry. Most likely they will think that you have hit you.

3. Become to your friends that hot steam will be launched through the telephone wire, so it is necessary to bite the telephone tubes with a towel and polyethylene and put on the floor. And then it's about you, you have to have time to leave everyone to check who believed in your joke.

4. Friend, familiar, not disassembled in computers, explain the rules for using email. And you will not remember that just now you had to send 500 rubles by email. After preparing the specified amounts into the drive, pull them out from there before the eyes of an amazed student. Miracle machinery!

5. To do this, draw a few of his friends. You go to the metro car, approach the communication button with the machine, you make the view that you communicate with it. Loudly: "Pizza and a large cola into the car number ..." (call the car number). The next stop includes your accomplice with the order (it is desirable that it be in the appropriate clothing). You pick up the order, calculate, your assistant comes out immediately. You again go to contact with the driver: "To the end without stopping". Passenger reaction is indescribable.

6. You are with the company (better so that you were more) are going on river transport (it is possible on the ground, only, for example, on the bridge under which the river flows). You suddenly shout out something like "Shark!" or "Look! Whale!". All passengers look abroad.

7. This draw is best to arrange for the teacher. If it is snowing on the street, Mastery Snowball (Snow lump). There is no change until the teacher in the class, attach it to the ceiling right above the teacher's table. If you are lucky, the snowball, falling, falls by the teacher right on the head (like snow on the head, as they say), if not, also nothing: the snow bucks on the teacher's table. The main thing is that your class be friendly and no one betrayed the secret who was the author of the draw.

8. Take a box from under the powder or something else chemical, pour content, insert a plastic bag with some kind of color. You can eat it on the bus or tram in plain nature in tens of people. Perhaps someone will want to save you, and someone will ask to treat.

9. Draw for a funny company. One person runs past the place of mass accumulation of the people (bus stop, etc.) and asks people to cover it. At the same time, it is necessary to depict some wild animal: a tiger (hero in a striped sweater and builds terrible faces), deer (hands above the head fan). After 15-20 seconds, a whole company "Hunters" runs past the same stop, in their hands the toy guns, asks the people at the bus stop: "Tiger (deer) have not seen?". Guaranteed, they will not soon forget such hunt.

11. Dress with a friend in the same clothes, it is best that the sweater is with a hood. You stand on one bus stop (merry drawing in the metro station), and your friend next. When the bus is suitable, you allegedly do not have time to climb into it and run after it. When the bus comes to the next stop, your friend comes into it, while he pretends to be very much from running, and he says: "Lost Snarling." The next time we change places, and you observe the reaction of the people.

12. Find a long rope and ask for a passerby on the street (near the house) to hold her, then get around the house in 5 minutes. At this time, you go around the house itself so that the first passerby has seen you. You find another "sacrifice", you present her the second end of the rope, ask to do the same. Passers-by stupidly stand from different sides of the house, hold the rope, and you stand in a safe place and watch both. After 5 minutes, they will meet, maybe they will meet and laugh at their naivety, and maybe they will go looking for you to revenge.

13. Do this draw, if you have a couple of extra watches in stock. Put the thread coil in your pocket, the color of which is different from the color of your clothing. Leave the tip of the threads sticking out of your pocket, of course, someone wants to serve you, do not bother him in this.

14. You came to visit a friend, wait until he is busy. You go to the kitchen, pour water into a pan, cover it with a sheet of paper, turn over, while the water does not pour out, and you install the place in an uncomfortable apartment (on the floor, on the table). A friend comes into the kitchen, sees a "incomplete" pan, removes it and suits the flood. Another version of this draw is: Instead of a pan, you can pour water into transparent 1, 2, 3, 5-liter bank. "The victim" will know that she is waiting for, but how to do with smaller victims is another question.

15. When you came to a party and went in front of dinner in the bathroom, do not forget to leave the shower included so that your friends are also "bathed."

16. The required object for the draw is a bunk bed. The time of its holding is the night or moment when the playful sleeps. Pour water into a large jar, you put the towel in it (at his end of the knot). You are with a jar on the second floor of the bed, your comrade sleeps downstairs. You turn over the jar and dry the end of the towel down, so that the water dripping from it is "victim" on the face. A few minutes later, the "subject" wakes up and most likely heades the towel. Well, in vain ...

17. If your friend has a computer, then you can play it like this: you need a long durable wire in the mouse. It is better that the system unit is under the table. If there is an opportunity, then use a fake mouse - the same as the "victim", only non-working. Wait when the "object" comes out of the room, with the help of a rope, tie the tail of the mouse to the leg of the chair, plumming it under the table. When your friend goes into the room, the first thing he will move the chair to sit down at the computer, while the mouse will "run away" from him, and when he tries to "catch" her, pulling him to himself, pulls the chair under the table, hitting him on his feet.

18. You are going in a close bus (Metro Cargo, Tram, Trolleybus), in the morning a strong crush, and you want to sit down. Turning to your friend or even to an unfamiliar person, saying a few phrases (Say louder to hear you surrounding):

1) "I stunned last time, now your turn";

2) "K-he, Khu, Tuberculosis completely mad";

3) "And you do not know, AIDS with air-droplet is not transmitted? The people are sorry ";

4) "You do not know where you can do a fake passport here, and then for me the pursuit."

19. You can arrange snowfall in the teacher, class or just a friend's room, sister or brother.

Mound in a suitable size of a confetti tube or baby powder, insert the tube into the slot between the wall and the door or to the keyhole. On the other hand, to attract the included hairdryer to the tube. Dazzling spectacle!

20. This draw is best done in the building with a large cluster of people and rooms (at school, institute, supermarket, at the station). Pouring a variety of tablets with inscriptions "Toilet", "Buffet", "Cashier", "Dining room", "Cheburny", "Deanat" and others. Hang these signs on any doors: for the deanant - "dining room", on the cashier - "buffet " You can only sympathize with the employees who will have to fight back from persistent visitors. In order not to have a queue in the toilet or in front of the entrance to the elevator, the hanging on the doors of these institutions the signs with inscriptions "does not work". You will significantly save time.

Draws at the festive table

If you decide to play your friends or acquaintances at the evening dedicated to April 1, then the festive table itself can be one of the main assistants in your endeavors. Credit items of the fork and the knife of the squeezed neighbor will call the surrounding and especially the explosion of laughter. By the way, the conclusion of the joke can serve as a small nodule, which will give your unlucky comrade to the leg of his own chair (if there is enough patience, you can link with each other chairs of all members of the festive dinner). And a couple of funny patterns from a festive cake cream on the physiognomy of the subject will not be superfluous. Waking up, your friend will undoubtedly want to drink a carbonated water, and you, as a faithful companion, of course, give him such an opportunity, having threw a threshold drink thoroughly. Just taking into account, the "victim" of such a joke will be all those present at the table, including you.

At the table you can show your extrasensory abilities. To do this, do not be lazy to write on individual pieces of numbers from one to ten and decompose them in different places (must remember where and with what kind of piece of paper you hid). Now you are armed completely. Ask your friend to name the number from one to ten, after that, point to him for some place in his apartment (under the table or on the windowsill), there it will find a piece of paper. Do not forget to make a prescription on it with a phrase that determines the level of mental development of your comrade.

There are draws specifically for household girls. Ask one of them to go to the kitchen and check the readiness of some dish, drink (for example, milk or cocoa), preparing in a saucepan on the stove. But do not forget that today is April 1! A few minutes before it appears in the kitchen, you must pour into hot soaps (use for this shampoo) water in dry ice saucepan. The girl learns a lot about the runaway "milk".

For the next draw, you will need two assistants. You stay in the same room with a "victim" of the draw, you need to prepare it for the subsequent "terrible" event, for this we are striking with your friend on the subject of missing deaths of many great people. After the "object" comes to the necessary state and plunge into sad reflections, imperceptibly hide or silently leave the room. At this point, one of your accomplices, decomposing on asphalt (it is desirable that the apartment in which this action will take place, at least on the second floor) a pre-harvested doll, dressed in the same clothes, like you, loudly shout that "It seems" fell, crashed, guard! ". The second assistant leads the played into the courtyard, where you allegedly found your end (do not give yourself a loud laughter). Without finding you melt in the pool "Blood" on the asphalt, friends in bewilderment return back, and you are quietly waiting for them in your own place ...

Each requires positive emotions. Humor helps a person to maintain health and multiply by vital energy. We offer fresh ideas so that you can arrange witty draws on April 1 to raise the mood of your friends and relatives.

Draws on April 1 for friends

Good wet friend

Consider a charming primo-mail drawing over friends, it works well enough in any rooms. Our close is always happy to come to the rescue, but at the beginning of April, this desire can turn into confusion for them. In order to carry out this cute draw for a helpful friend, the following items will be required:

• plastic water container;
• staircase, chair or stool;
• mop or similar long subject;
• the room where there are no objects that can be spoiled with water.

So that the joke on April 1 was not harmful, consider it in advance, where it is necessary to do it. Take the container and fill it with water - warm or cold at your discretion. Stand on the staircase or stool, press the ceiling tightly tight. Now seriously consult a friend and ask to help urgently, explaining to him what to do is to resist the mops next to the bottom of the bowl. The main thing is to make it quickly that the "sacrifice" does not start asking and did not follow the catch.

As soon as a friend "bought" to your request and reliably subped the container, standing on the floor, get off the stairs or chairs quickly, take this pedestal with you and immediately go away. So, we get the result: a friend remained to keep the container with water leaning to the ceiling. Hands will gradually do, no one comes to the rescue. At this point you can simply contemplate the situation from an invisible place or create a video clip for YouTube. Do not doubt, this clip will watch many, huskies are provided.

Onemost moment, very soon, your friend gets tired of keeping the mop and drops plastic container, water is cleaned down. Do not forget to sincerely congratulate the wet comrade since the first of April.

Smartphone broken on emotions

For this comic view, select a friend who has the coolest phone, smartphone or a small tablet. What will take for this show:

• find the body from the gadget (it should be the same as a friend's case or very similar to it);
• find a place where it would be a "split phone", for example, about the wall or about the floor.

So, politely ask the friend of his expensive gadget to call. Imitating the conversation, move a little and imperceptibly replace its device on an empty case. You can also use the appropriate old phone. This gadget is carefully removed in his pocket.

In conversation, pretend to quarrel with anyone. At the right moment, when the owner of an expensive phone is warming up and starts listening, create the impression that you are in rage, then break the imitation of the gadget about any item or melt it. In such a realistic joke will believe any.

Meader inedible

We carry out a superfire experiment over especially naive friends on the street. For this event, prepare this set:

• kabachk Icra (or other substance resembling feces, for example, chocolate paste);
• spirilled in the same food pieces of toilet paper or napkins;
• the spoon.

We lay out in the selected pure spot the zucchini caviar or any other product similar to excrement. Near folding dirty toilet paper. We take a friend and go for a walk precisely in the harvested area.

As soon as your portion of caviar or chocolate paste come across your eyes, you can immediately run up, get a spoon out of my pocket and strap in front of a friend. Just do not explain anything. Less words. And do not forget to sentence that you need to have time to try this "dish" while it is fresh. Friend will be shocked.

Draws by phone

Punch telephonist tok

To create funny situations, you need only a landline phone, which gradually comes out of circulation, but still in some places. Call one or more people and seriously ask them for 10 minutes not to make phone calls, explaining this by the fact that the communications repairman working on the line can suffer from this - it will hit it.

After 5 minutes, call the subscriber. As soon as he decides to take the handset and you connect, you need to publish a terrible cry. Next, we wait for the reaction or interrupt the connection.

Call to a friend on April 1

You can write a comic message to any topic, change your voice using the audio processing program, which there is a lot for android. By calling a friend, we immediately click on Play, a friend listens to your record, we expect the reaction.

For example, you can report that within an hour or several minutes your friend will be transferred to the double tariff, where the cost of all services is doubled. Also, the operator is a calm official tone can report that all means are written off from the account to help planet Earth.

Also, there are no bad calls from the police with a male voice, where it is narrated by the offense. It is that too little attention is paid to a certain close person, gives a catastrophic gifts and the like.

For people with a stable psyche, reports are suitable that his car or his phone is stolen. The choice of topics is implanious, depending on the person, over which you need to swing. Think how he will perceive this or that message. Voice draw write independently by applying the necessary effects and noises, or download such a track on the Internet. Of course, some expect similar drawing and immediately expose them, but many come across.

Comic SMS

To arrange an SMS draw, you will need an unfamiliar room. Here are examples of primary posts:

• Attention, subscriber! You are in the network inaction zone. Please go the road. Otherwise, from your account immediately spikes 100 (or another amount, depending on the state of the account) rubles.
• Dear (name), you are declared in a criminal wanted list! At the moment, the special services have determined your location through a satellite. The order remains in place until the arrival of operatives.
• Corrects are made to the system of payment by the population. Dear subscriber, lower money in your mailbox. The rest of our employees do for you. Thank you for understanding, the Bank of Russia.
• Hello, today before 23.00 the sofa and the cabinet will be delivered to the address: (accurate address of the playful person). Prepare the full amount to pay your furniture. We also inform that shipping costs are 3 thousand rubles, each floor of the work of movers is 1 thousand rubles.
• Dear (Name), urgently come to the clinic (specify the Cabinet number). Until the end of the week (or day), free vaccination of the population from cat influenza is carried out.
• Attention! Your body weight exceeds 50 kilograms. Urgently send an SMS message with the text 50+ to number 03, and you will receive a guarantee of absolutely free shipping tools. Urban ambulance service.
• Now (or immediately) lift your head. You look bad in the crowd, I can accidentally hook others. Sniper.

Or come up with something your own, unique, in the same spirit. The main thing is that a person believes, I made a void person, and maybe I made some actions or response calls. Then he will be fully congratulated on the day of laughter.

Draws on April 1 at school

Food with a washing powder

Immediately, we note that school payments should be the most harmless, not to bring deposits, not to break safety, do not spoil the aesthetic education of children and adolescents. There is a cool idea for dining or festive tea drinking at school. What will take:

• empty box from under the famous washing powder;
• new polyethylene package;
• sugar sand or dry baby food.

We describe the first option. First we prepare props. To do this, in a box wherever there is no gram of a washing powder, we are unnoticed by plastic bag, fill it with sugar. Package tips need to somehow consolidate so that they are not visible, and at the same time, the powder particles did not accidentally be contacted with sand and did not fall into food or drink.

We take in the accomplices of the school chef, who will defiatively pour the contents of the box to the common kettle, from which everything will be poured with all delicious tea. This can be done on tea drinking with the whole class or on the usual lunch break. The main thing is that all the conspirators have serious faces and they did not show the appearance that they know something.

The second option is to replace the powder not sugar, but baby food. For this purpose, any dry mixture for kids will be excellent. At the right moment, we get a box of your backpack and with pleasure travelers. Such ears is guaranteed to attract the attention of classmates and teachers.

Believe in telepathy

We arrange a joke on a change. What will take:

• paper;
• a pen.

What needs to be done is to seriously say a classmate that you have opened telepathicities for guessing numbers. For example, he needs to say any number in the range of 1-9. Next, ask him to look into a certain place where a piece of paper will be located with an appropriate number. And in addition, tell me what they knew that he would fuss.

To carry out this draw, you need to make several cards with numbers and hide them in different places, be sure to remember their location. For example, put papers in pockets or books, under the desk.

Children's draw in class

Try so that cool draws do not violate the overall school discipline. Write a note with the text "Look, on the ceiling socks, pass to another." It is funny to all the class, as well as a teacher who will select this note and will also look at the ceiling.

Baby products welcome mom

What will take:

• refrigerator filled with products;
• many funny eye pairs;
• glue.

All draws on April 1 for mom should concern her habitual activity - work on house and cooking. Imagine what will be the surprise of a housewife when, when opening the door of the refrigerator, a huge number of eyes will look at it. Pershesia Prepare in advance, cut them out of cartoon publications, logs or painted on paper yourself. You can also take bulk eyes from old toys, they even look better.

We glue your body to each product, each jar, to everything that is in the refrigerator. The main thing is that all eyes are well visible and stand out, numerous views were directed to a person who will open the refrigerator. This innocuous draw as it is impossible to suitable for women and always works "with a bang."

Replacement breakfast for parents or children

• canned peach;
• yogurt or mayonnaise;
• ginger or apple.

Home draws for parents on April 1 are best working if they are connected with food. A good scrambled eggs can be prepared if you buy a suitable color yogurt and put a canned peach instead of a yolk (enough peach half). Similarity is awesome. Also do not forget to add apple slices that will replace Potatoes. As well as the role of potatoes can perform ginger, the role of the protein mayonnaise, and the yolk is gelatin.

Crane colored water

What we need:

• plumbing and crane;
• paint tablet or dye in liquid form.

The plumbing draw for mom and sister (or other family members) is known for a long time, but still everything comes across it and is very funny. You can apply a liquid dye to a home crane divider or more smarter: unscrew the divider and place the food dye in the form of a tablet on it.

When your relative will open the crane, it will plunge into shock colored water. Better take red for maximum effect. In addition to other dyes, Xinka, iodinol and the like are suitable.

Miracles with socks

Set of items:

• all socks of the played family member;
• sewing machine or needle with thread.

What you need to do: we flash each sock in the middle across. Thus, a person will insert the leg and not understand why she goes on as usual. Then he will take another pair, and there is a similar problem - the line in the center. Try to make a light line so that the socks can then be restored without deposits.

Raffle on April 1 at work

Cat delicacy for colleagues

Necessary subjects:

• feline feed in the form of pads;
• dry breakfast in the form of pads.

Positive communication of colleagues and cheerful corporate spirit - indispensable things for a company of any field of activity, but humor should not interfere with work. For this draw, get a dry breakfast box in the form of chocolate pads and another box of feline feed, also in the form of delicious pads.

Ruthlessly replace the contents of the box and enjoy the effect of delicious snack of colleagues.

Computer problems

When your colleague will leave the workplace, proceed to work with its computer. Take care for a friend missing the right time, ask him to have a service or send for lunch. Open any program, roll it into a small window and place it in the center of the desktop or in any other place so that it does not overlap the icons.

Now you have to make a screenshot - that is, the screen shot. To do this, click Alt and Printscreen, then insert the image into a graphic editor, save it and install instead of desktop wallpapers.

Your colleague comes, trying to close the program in vain. Next, he begins to worry and think that the operating system hung. After the reboot, nothing will change. During this time you will have time to pull out the colleague.

Congratulations-draw in the workplace

What will take for a joke:

• plastic cups;
• foil, wrapping paper (toilet paper, color stickers or similar).

You simply must consider jokes for colleagues for work, so that your tricks are remembered for a long time. Option One: Purchase a large number of plastic cups, completely climb everything workplace and how to block the entire adjacent territory. To do this, carefully arrange the cups on the floor, table, chairs, windowsill, office equipment and other subjects. They must necessarily stand close to each other. You can put glasses on the bottom or on the neck, it is irrelevant.

Your colleague will not be able to get to its territory until the whole arsenal of cups will remove. He is provided a lot of physical work, and you have a lot of laughter.

Also, a good cheerful draw can be done at work using foil. Your task is to wrap foil literally everything. All furniture, computer, all objects on the table, work supplies. Also stance a brilliant carpet on the floor.

And you can puncture absolutely whole car body with colored stickers. Looks amazing.

Universal Propelle Raffle in the subway

Reflecting on what draws can be invented by April 1, you should not be limited to home and work. Go outside to congratulate people on the holiday of laughter. Next, we describe a wonderful joke in the subway, which can be implemented by a couple.

For this joke, you need a person with a serious face and a solid view. If you are such, then confidently log in to the car at any stop. As soon as the train moved, demonstratively approach the place where the driver's call button is located. Slim down the button and let's spend: "Please Hamburger and 2 Colaes in the wagon (name the car number)". After you say a speech in all, wait for the next stop, which includes your accomplice and loudly asks people: "Whose order 2 cola and hamburger?".

As soon as you calculate with the "Delivery", take the food, it comes out. The train begins again. At this point, we jerically use the button again, just this time say loudly and distinctly: "Next we are going to the final without stopping!", Or offer some other option of a route that is definitely unacceptable for all passengers. Do not forget to organize a video - the third accomplice can imperceptibly remove everything on the phone. Such a creative approach will be perceived excellent any audience.

Do not forget to give close comic gifts for April 1st. Create a raised mood for yourself and others. Happy holiday you, and, by the way, urgently look back, you have the whole spin white.