Script for the play “The Flying Ship. Scenario of New Year's party "Flying ship
SCENARIO FOR THE PERFORMANCE
"Flying ship"
Scene 1
(the palace. The king and the daughter are arguing behind the curtainPolkan overhears)
Tsar: Come out!
Fun: I will not go out!
Tsar: Last time I ask. Will you marry Polkan?
Fun: I will not go out!
Tsar: Then you won't go anywhere with me.
(Polkan leaves with the Tsar Zabava leaves from behindcurtains)
FUN SONG:
(while the princess breaks the dishes)
How unfortunate we are princesses
We are forbidden by law to love
In royal families
Such an order is ancient
According to the calculation, you need to get married.
And I don’t want, I don’t want according to calculation And I want for love, for love Freedom, freedom - give me freedom I will fly up like a bird
(the chimney sweep listens to the song from behind the curtain)
We princesses have to live in captivity. Young years are wasted in vain We have to think about the throne all the time. Fulfilling the will of the father-king
And I do not want, I do not want about the throne, And I want about love, about love To freedom, to freedom I want to be at will I will fly up as a bird
(The king walks across the stage, picking up the pieces)
Tsar: I have consumed everything devotee.
(Fun sits on the throne, Vanya sings in front of her)
SONG OF THE CHIMNEY SWEEPER
I'm a simple person and I will say without hiding,
That I have never seen such beauty when I was born
And now, I can't live a day without you
Well this must have fallen in love with the tsar's daughter
I don't like talking about love, I don’t like to talk, If you need anything, say - I’ll help You just blink an eye, I will hasten to help Oh, I fell head over heels in love with the tsar's daughter
Fun: How will you free me, Vanya?
Vania: Let me build a flying ship
(play okay)
Fun: Father, Polkan! I will marry the one who builds the flying ship!
(Tsar and Polkan in amazement)
Tsar: Will you build?
Polkan.: Buy!
(Fun, Polkan. The tsars stand in an inverted circle and singeach his own, turning to face the audience in turn)
DREAM
Fun:
Small house, Russian stove. The house is wooden, a bench and a candle, Kitty is a purr, a hard-working husband - This is happiness - there is none sweeter!
Ah, if my dream came trueWhat a life would come then Oh, if a dream came true What a life would then begin!
Tsar:
I am somehow without support myself, If only Fun is profitable to marry Her house, so that - a full cup Here it is happiness - my son-in-law Polkasha!
Polkan:
I am crowned, near Fun, New lands, new glory, New money, new connections, Here it is happiness - in riches from the mud!
Chorus:
Vania:(walks through the woods) A small house, a Russian stove, a wooden floor, a bench and a candle, And the kids in the horde's house.
Scene 2
(Vanya stumbles upon Vodyanoy)
Water: What are you making noise?
Vania: Who are you?
SONG WATER
I am the Water One, I am the Water One.
Who would talk to me
And then my friends are leeches, and frogs
Fu, what disgusting! Eh! My life is a tin!
Get her into the swamp! I live like a toadstool
And I fly, and I fly,
And I want to fly.
I am the Water One, I am the Water One
Nobody gets along with me
There is water inside me, so what to do with that?
Disgusting! Eh, my life is a tin.
Come on her * to the swamp. I live like a toadstool
And me to fly, and me to fly, and me to fly, hunting
Vania.: And how do I fly hunting
Water: Okay, I'll help you, Vanya. Here's a flying ship
(The waterman takes out the ship)
Water: Now words are needed - cherished. Without them, it will not rise. But I don't know them.
Vania: Who knows?
Water: My sisters know. Wait for them here. It's time for me to sleep.
(Grandma-hedgehogs pop out)
SONG OF BUTTER-HEDGEHOGS.Everything:
Stretch the fur, accordion hey, play, play it up Sing ditties. Grandma-hedgehog, sing, don't talk!
I was tipsy and flying on a broomstick. Oh, I myself do not believe in these superstitions
I walked along the forest side, the devil followed me.
The man thought, what the hell!
3- I:
I turned home, again the devil is following me.
She spat on his bald head and sent it to Leshem!
The most faithful of people is a storyteller - a villain
He is very skillful - then it is tasteless
Everything:
Stretch the furs, accordion, hey, play, play
Sing ditties. Grandma-hedgehog, sing, don't talk!
Grandma Yaga: Be equal, at attention!
1,2 grandmas: Earth, goodbye!
3,4 grandmother: Good luck!
(flew away)
Vania: Earth, goodbye. Good luck!
(Polkan steals a ship, Vanya catches him)
Vania: Stop where, my ship!
Polkan: How can you prove it?
Vanya: I know the cherished words. You can't fly without them.
Polkan: What other words?
Vania: Earth, goodbye ................
Polkan: Goodbye you fool!
(Vanya is tied up and thrown into the river. Polkan throws onship cloth or pulls it off the stage)
Polkan: Here is luck ! (leaves)
(swamp, fish wake up the Water One, he saves Vanya, makesartificial respiration)
Vania: brrrrr, uh, and wet I which!
Water: it's good to be alive!
Scene 3
(again the scenery of the palace, Fun behind the curtain, on the stage Polkan andTsar)
Polkan: I built a flying ship. Now Fun is mine!
Tsar: And the ship, mine! And what should I say?
Polkan: Earth, goodbye!
(the king climbs the ship)
Tsar: Earth, goodbye!
[ship climbs the stairs)
Polkan:(laughs at the Tsar)
Tsar: Shelf _____ n, Shelf _____ n, Polkasha! Take me out of here
Polkan: I give you a ladder, and you give me a crown. Tsar: Dates, what!
Polkan: Hv as you want! Tsar: I agree, I agree.
(Polkan helps the Tsar to get off the ship)
Polkan: Open, Fun, I am now the king. A bargain is a bargain.
(Fun behind the curtain, Vanya appears at her place)
Vania: Fun!
Fun: Late, you Vanechka - Polkan built the flying ship.
Vania: Yes, not Polkan. And I, I built a ship!
(Polkan overhears)
(Polkan breaks into the room, Zabava and Vanya run away, chase, moeyuno run through the room, through the opposite door, the ship is being removed from the stairs at this time and it stands on the stage
Vanya and Zabava get on the ship)
Vania: Good luck!
(fly away, across the stage backstage,all the characters come out from different sides to the finalsong)
FINAL SONG
Ah, in a fairy tale good again won, Though evil was insidious and cunning. Oh, if it had always been like this, Such a life would have come then!
Irina Aleksandrovna Varvarina is an educator of a compensatory orientation group for children with severe speech impairments at the MDOU kindergarten of a combined type No. 390 of the Moscow district of the city of Nizhny Novgorod. Work experience in the specialty - 20 years.
"Flying ship"
An old tale in a new way
You all know the fairy tale "The Flying Ship". Once upon a time, a wooden royal palace stood on the site of a kindergarten. The king lived in it. And the tsar had a daughter Zabava, who married Ivan the chimney sweep, who built a flying ship.
So one day Vanya decided to look, find out what now stands on the site of the royal palace. He boarded his flying ship, and here he is. Vanya saw a kindergarten on the site of the palace. And he wanted to visit Vodyanoy, who presented him with a box with a magic instrument. With the help of this box, Vanya built his ship. So, Vanya went to look for a swamp, he was walking, but something was not visible, and the frogs were not heard. Suddenly he saw one frog and asks her:
Frog, frog, have you seen the Water One? Where is his swamp?
No, Vanya, already swamps. They drained them long ago. I don’t know where Vodyanoy moved to. And I'm already old. I decided to live here near this puddle.
Vanya sat and pushed, but went to look for Baba Yaga, and in front of him a frog galloped - showing the road.
How long or short Vanya walked, but suddenly he sees a hut in front of him. I went into it - Baba Yaga is sitting there. She saw that Vanya, but let's ask about life. And he says to her:
You would first have heated the bathhouse, given milk to drink.
And Baba Yaga laments:
What are you, Vanya, what milk is already now. The cow gives little, and the milk is so-so, without cream.
What happened then? - Vanya is surprised.
Yes, clover, the most useful, nourishing feed for livestock is not enough. Clover was not born, there was no one to pollinate its flowers - all the bumblebees were gone. The mice have done their best today: they have destroyed all the bumblebee nests in the ground. What should I do?
I know, grandmother, how to help your grief. Let's call cats for help. Cats will overfill mice, bumblebees will breed. There will be someone to pollinate the clover. Dust clover, its seeds will appear. And when the clover is born, his cow will eat up and you will have plenty of milk - tasty, fatty. And feed the cats.
Vanya said goodbye to Baba Yaga, boarded a flying ship and said:
Good luck! - and took off.
Vanya flies, sees a blue sea under him. I decided to rest and swim. He landed and sees: there is a hut near the sea. An old man and an old woman live there. But the sea was no longer blue. Vanya looks and sees how his grandfather went to fish. He threw the net for the first time, came a net with rusty cans, broken bottles, the old man cast the net a second time, came a net with a torn shoe and a worn out tire. The third time he threw the net, a fish appeared to him - but not a simple one, but a gold one. She said in a human voice:
Don't let me go to the sea as an elder. I don't want to be an oil fish, but I want to be a gold fish.
The old man took the fish, let it go into the aquarium with clean water. And Vanya took out a box with magic tools. And let's build a cleaning ship from your ship to clean the sea. The old man and the old woman were delighted. They don't know how to thank Vanya. Ivan said goodbye to them, it's time for him to return home. The flying ship straightened its sails, and flew back to his fairy tale, to his Fun.
Yes, in a fairy tale, good won again,
Although evil is insidious and cunning.
If it were always like this
What kind of life would have come then.
Vanya flew away to his fairy tale. And how can we help our swamp, frog, river, our nature?
Scene 1.
On stage, Tsar and Zabava, pulling a plate from each other's hands.
Tsar: Will you come out?
Fun: I won't go out!
Tsar: Will you come out?
Fun: I won't go out!
Tsar: And I said - you will come out !!
Fun: I won't go after Polkan, and don't ask!
Tsar: The last time I ask-Will you leave? !!!
Fun: DON'T GET OUT! ! (She pulled out a plate and threw it on the floor)
Tsar: Then you won't get out of here! Leaves angrily.
Scene 2. Fun and girlfriends.
Fun sits in the middle of the stage, singing and crying. Dance of girls-girlfriends with teachers.
In the middle of the song, Vanya appears with a brush. Freezes and listens to verse 2, standing in the background. Then he sits on the floor in front of the audience.
Vanya: Eat well.
Fun (in fright): Oh, who are you?
Vanya: Me? (Begins to sing, dancing with a brush like a cane) To the words "What is so beautiful, I have never seen it when I was born ..." she shows Zabava her reflection in the mirror and gives it to Zabava. Fun looks in the mirror, admires himself.
Black cats are dancing with Vanya. At the end, the cats scream "meow" and scatter to their places.
To the words "excuse me, if something is wrong ..." - points to his dirty clothes and cats - friends.
Vanya: Let's get acquainted - Vanya. Chimney sweep. Stretches out his hand.
Fun: stretches out his hand. Nice to meet you. Fun. Princess.
Vanya: Princess. Why are you crying so now?
Fun: Father makes him marry Polkan, but I don’t want to. Vanya, save me, eh?
Vanya (continues to sing): I am such a person, I don’t like to talk in vain ...
Before the words "Oh, I fell head over heels in love with the Tsar's daughter ..." he turns to the Princess: Close your ears. And how he addresses the audience with mystery.
Fun (opens ears): How will you help me Vanya?
Goes to the window. See how high. And you don't have a helicopter.
Vania: moves his eyes like the ticking of a pendulum.“Come on, will I build a flying ship? And we will fly far, far away from here. "
Fun: Well done, Vanya!
Vanya: Well, did I go? Runs away through 2 doors.
Scene 3.
The Tsar enters: Fun, this is what I wanted to ask: Maybe you don’t want to get married at all?
Fun: Why? Want (flirting). I will only marry the one who builds the Flying Ship! ( Leaves).
Tsar: Well, finally! Well done! Good girl!
(shouts) Polkan !!!
Polkan enters imposingly: Well?
Tsar: Polkan, can you build the Flying Ship?
Polkan: Me? Work? This is not. And to buy - I will buy. What can't you do for the sake of a dream.
Scene 4. Choir "Dream".
Fun, Tsar, Vanya, Polkan are on the stage at the same time. Everyone performs their part of the song "Oh, if my dream came true ...". Each has a dancer: Zabava has girlfriends, the Tsar has a guard, Vanya has cats, Polkan has coins. The whole song is accompanied by a choir of teachers (teachers, educators). General bow. Everyone except Vanya goes off to loud applause from the audience (like on a music show).
On stage, Vanya continues to sing loudly and dreamily "It would not be life, but a song ..."
From behind the curtain, the Water One appears: What are you making noise?
Vanya, scared: Who are you?
The merman begins to sing: "I am the merman, I am the merman ..."
1 verse with fish and frogs dancing with him. (two small round dances).
Verse 2 is sung by everyone, the leading part of the frog fish + adults:
“You are the Water One, you are the Water One, no one gets along with you.
There is water inside you, so what to do with that? "
Merman: Disgusting?
All: Eh, your life is a tin.
Merman: Come on, take her to the swamp. I live like a toadstool.
And I fly, and I fly, and I want to fly.
All go to their places.
Vanya and Vodyanoy are on the stage. Vanya: How can I hunt to fly ...
Vodyanoy: Okay, I'll help you, Vanya. If you hold a magic instrument in your hands, you will build a Flying ship.
Claps in his palms, "frog fish" pulls a "very heavy" (real) box with tools. Vanya with difficulty pulls him behind the curtain. The music of construction sounds. The curtain moves in places. The merman is afraid of these sounds. Vanya opens the curtain. A painted ship is attached to the screen. Both are surprised at the beauty.
Vodyanoy: Well done, Vanya, he did it! Now the cherished words are needed, without them you cannot fly.
Vanya: Who knows them?
Merry: My sisters know. They fly, they know. Go along the path - it will bring out (you can have a ball), but it's time for me to sleep.
Vanya with a ball leaves at 2 doors, Vodyanoy at 3 (near the audience).
Scene 5. Dance-song "Grandma-Hedgehogs".
Number from specialists. They fly out on brooms from behind the curtain.
“Goodbye earth. Good luck!" (Flew away).
Vanya stands at the 3rd door during the dance.
Vanya (goes to the center of the hall): Aha! “Earth is goodbye! Good luck"
From behind the curtain, Polkan pulls the ship out. Vanya turns around: Stop! Where to? This is my ship!
Polkan: How can you prove it?
Vanya: I know the cherished words - you can't fly without them!
Polkan: What other words?
Vanya: Goodbye Earth!
The servants push Vanya out through door 3.
Polkan: Goodbye, you fool! (Shouts) King !! Fun!! Come here! Look! I built the Flying Ship! Now Fun is mine! (takes her hand)
Fun hides his face with his hands.
Tsar: And my ship! (Goes behind the ship). And what should I say?
Polkan: Say Goodbye to Earth
King: Earth, goodbye! (balls flew out from behind the ship) What next ?!
Polkan brushes off the Tsar, pulls Fun: I fulfilled your wish, Fun!
Fun: It can't be! (runs away through door 2 and slams it hard)
Polkan knocks on the door: Open, Fun!
The Tsar yells: Polkan! Save me!
Polkan: I will save you, and you give me the crown!
Tsar: What are you doing ?!
Polkan: Well, as you wish ...
Tsar: I agree, I agree ... (crying)
Polkan rolls out Danya - Tsar from behind the ship and takes the crown.
The king sits and cries.
Polkan knocks on the door again: Open, Fun. I am the King now. A bargain is a bargain.
Breaks down the second door. Comes in. The door slams shut behind him.
Scene 6.
Vanya and Zabava enter through door 3.
Fun: Late, you Ivanushka - Polkan built the Flying Ship.
Vanya: Yes, not Polkan, but me. Look (leads to the ship)
Fun: What a fine fellow you are, Vanya! And Polkan is a deceiver! Dad!!
The sad King appears.
Fun: Dad, Vanya built a ship. And Polkan stole it and deceived you.
Tsar: Ah, he's worthless! Polkan, come here! (beckons with a finger)
Polkan enters. The king takes the crown: Get out of sight!
Polkan: Oh, so ?! You can't do that with Polkan! You will still recognize Polkan! (threatening, leaves)
Scene 7. Finale.
The final song sounds. Everyone is singing. "Ah, in a fairy tale, good again won ..."
Scene 1.
On stage, Tsar and Zabava, pulling a plate from each other's hands.
Tsar: Will you come out?
Fun: I won't go out!
Tsar: Will you come out?
Fun: I won't go out!
Tsar: And I said - you will come out !!
Fun: I won't go after Polkan, and don't ask!
Tsar: The last time I ask-Will you leave? !!!
Fun: DON'T GET OUT! !(She pulled out a plate and threw it on the floor)
Tsar: Then you won't get out of here! Leaves angrily.
Scene 2. Fun and girlfriends.
Fun sits in the middle of the stage, singing and crying. Dance of girls-girlfriends with teachers.
In the middle of the song, Vanya appears with a brush. Freezes and listens to verse 2, standing in the background. Then he sits on the floor in front of the audience.
Vanya: Eat well.
Fun (in fright): Oh, who are you?
Vanya: Me? (Begins to sing, dancing with a brush like a cane)To the words "What is so beautiful, I have never seen it when I was born ..." she shows Zabava her reflection in the mirror and gives it to Zabava. Fun looks in the mirror, admires himself.
Black cats are dancing with Vanya. At the end, the cats scream "meow" and scatter to their places.
To the words "excuse me, if something is wrong ..." - points to his dirty clothes and cats - friends.
Vanya: Let's get acquainted - Vanya. Chimney sweep.Stretches out his hand.
Fun: stretches out his hand.Nice to meet you. Fun. Princess.
Vanya: Princess. Why are you crying so now?
Fun: Father forces Polkan to marry, but I don’t want to. Vanya, save me, eh?
Vanya (continues to sing): I am such a person, I don’t like to talk in vain ...
Before the words "Oh, I fell head over heels in love with the Tsar's daughter ..." he turns to the Princess: Close your ears. And how he addresses the audience with mystery.
Fun (opens ears): How will you help me Vanya?
Goes to the window. See how high. And you don't have a helicopter.
Vania: moves his eyes like the ticking of a pendulum.“Come on, will I build a flying ship? And we will fly far, far away from here. "
Fun: Well done, Vanya!
Vanya: Well, did I go?Runs away through 2 doors.
Scene 3.
The Tsar enters: Fun, this is what I wanted to ask: Maybe you don’t want to get married at all?
Fun: Why? Want(flirting ). I will only marry the one who builds the Flying Ship! ( Leaves).
Tsar: Well, finally! Well done! Good girl!
(shouts) Polkan !!!
Polkan enters imposingly: Well?
Tsar: Polkan, can you build the Flying Ship?
Polkan: Me? Work? This is not. And to buy - I will buy. What can't you do for a dream.
Scene 4. Choir "Dream".
Fun, Tsar, Vanya, Polkan are on the stage at the same time. Everyone performs their part of the song "Oh, if my dream came true ...". Each has a dancer: Zabava has girlfriends, the Tsar has a guard, Vanya has cats, Polkan has coins. The whole song is accompanied by a choir of teachers (teachers, educators). General bow. Everyone except Vanya goes off to loud applause from the audience (like on a music show).
On stage, Vanya continues to sing loudly and dreamily "It would not be life, but a song ..."
From behind the curtain, the Water One appears: What are you making noise?
Vanya, scared: Who are you?
The merman begins to sing: "I am the merman, I am the merman ..."
1 verse with fish and frogs dancing with him. (two small round dances).
Verse 2 is sung by everyone, the leading part of the frog fish + adults:
“You are the Water One, you are the Water One, no one gets along with you.
There is water inside you, so what to do with that? "
Merman: Disgusting?
All: Eh, your life is a tin.
Merman: Come on, take her to the swamp. I live like a toadstool.
And I fly, and I fly, and I want to fly.
All go to their places.
Vanya and Vodyanoy are on the stage. Vanya: How can I hunt to fly ...
Vodyanoy: Okay, I'll help you, Vanya. If you hold a magic instrument in your hands, you will build a Flying ship.
Claps in his palms, "frog fish" pulls a "very heavy" (real) box with tools. Vanya with difficulty pulls him behind the curtain. The music of construction sounds. The curtain moves in places. The water one is frightened by these sounds. Vanya opens the curtain. A painted ship is attached to the screen. Both are surprised at the beauty.
Vodyanoy: Well done, Vanya, he did it! Now the cherished words are needed, you cannot fly without them.
Vanya: Who knows them?
Merman: My sisters know. They fly, they know. Go along the path - it will bring out (you can have a ball), but it's time for me to sleep.
Vanya with a ball leaves at 2 doors, Vodyanoy at 3 (near the audience).
Scene 5. Dance-song "Grandma-Hedgehogs".
Number from specialists. They fly out on brooms from behind the curtain.
“Goodbye earth. Good luck!" (Flew away).
Vanya stands at the 3rd door during the dance.
Vanya (goes to the center of the hall): Aha! “Earth is goodbye! Good luck"
From behind the curtain, Polkan pulls the ship out. Vanya turns around: Stop! Where to? This is my ship!
Polkan: How can you prove it?
Vanya: I know the cherished words - you can't fly without them!
Polkan: What other words?
Vanya: Goodbye Earth!
The servants push Vanya out through door 3.
Polkan: Goodbye, you fool! (Shouts) King !! Fun!! Come here! Look! I built the Flying Ship! Now Fun is mine! (takes her hand)
Fun hides his face with his hands.
Tsar: And my ship! (Goes behind the ship). And what should I say?
Polkan: Say Goodbye to Earth
King: Earth, goodbye! (balls flew out from behind the ship) What next ?!
Polkan brushes off the Tsar, pulls Fun: I fulfilled your wish, Fun!
Fun: It can't be! (runs away through door 2 and slams it hard)
Polkan knocks on the door: Open, Fun!
The Tsar shouts: Polkan! Save me!
Polkan: I will save you, and you give me the crown!
Tsar: What are you doing ?!
Polkan: Well, as you wish ...
Tsar: I agree, I agree ... (crying)
Polkan rolls out Danya - Tsar from behind the ship and takes the crown.
The king sits and cries.
Polkan knocks on the door again: Open, Fun. I am the King now. A bargain is a bargain.
Breaks down the second door. Comes in. The door slams shut behind him.
Scene 6.
Vanya and Zabava enter through door 3.
Fun: Late, you Ivanushka - Polkan built the Flying Ship.
Vanya: Yes, not Polkan, but me. Look (leads to the ship)
Fun: What a fine fellow you are, Vanya! And Polkan is a deceiver! Dad!!
The sad King appears.
Fun: Dad, Vanya built a ship. And Polkan stole it and deceived you.
Tsar: Ah, he's worthless! Polkan, come here! (beckons with a finger)
Polkan enters. The king takes the crown: Get out of sight!
Polkan: Oh, so ?! You can't do that with Polkan! You will still recognize Polkan! (threatening, leaves)
Scene 7. Finale.
The final song sounds. Everyone is singing. "Ah, in a fairy tale good has won again ..."
Characters.
Fun is a princess. Tsar.
Polkan is a voivode. Ivan is a stove-maker.
The Water One is the brother of Baba Yaga Malaya - Baba Yaga.
The eldest is her sister. Servicemen. Security. People.
A lean kingdom. Polkan is walking, the Tsar is catching up with him.
Tsar. Polkan. and Polkan. I will give it back. I will return everything! Even more than he took. Well, don't you believe me or what?
Polkan. Well, how can you not believe? You're the king. Of course I believe. Only ... Where will you get it ?!
Tsar. I'll borrow it from the neighbors, and I'll give it to you.
Polkan. It's true…. Will they?
Tsar. Do not know. It's a shame to ask.
Polkan. Oh yes…. I'm not ashamed, but are the neighbors ashamed?
Tsar. Well, you're yours. And they are neighbors. They recognize that I have no money - they will go to war.
Polkan. Well, you are ... the Tsar is a father, this is .... Well, don't cry.
Tsar. But how not to cry - then ... Nobody wants to do anything for nothing. I tell them: I am the king. You must love and please me. And they say: We love you, but you can't please for nothing ...
Polkan. Well, calm down ... You're a king ... You can't cry, otherwise the slaves will see - you will lose your face. The weak king will say.
Tsar. Yes, I know, I know that in the presence of slaves one must behave - in a royal manner. Noble. And how noble, if you have to pay for everything - royally, but there is no money ...!
Ivan. Move aside. I will smear! (Ivan runs with a poker)
Tsar. Here! Here! Some stove-maker also demands money for each pipe. And soon winter…. And the pipes in the palace ... Oh - oh - oh how much! Give me money, Polkan, I'll return everything to you later. Everything!
Polkan. Do not Cry…. I'll give you ... I'll give you money. Only you then…. Where will you get it?
Tsar. A neighbor has a marriageable daughter. His kingdom is richer than ours. And the sea. And meadows. And the fields are endless. And the flocks are fat. Not like ours is an untouched swamp, but a dense forest, which is teeming with all kinds of evil spirits.
Polkan. This is yes ... Only this is what ... what do you have to do with it? I will not understand in any way.
Tsar. So I'll marry her. For her, the dowry of half a kingdom, as expected, will be given. And then
I'll return everything to you.
Polkan. Are you getting married?
Tsar. I!!! And what?!
Polkan. You?
Tsar. I. Why are you so surprised? I am still very much ... Wow!
Polkan. Forgive me, tsar - father, I, of course, only a voivode, but I will tell you
in our old way. Directly: You, of course, still wow, but at your age they no longer marry ... (aside) especially if there is no money.
Tsar. You think?
Polkan. Of course, father-king, it's too late for you. You have a grown-up daughter yourself.
Tsar. Who? Fun? Well no. She's still a child.
Polkan. Now, if you marry her.
Tsar. Whom? Amusing? Well no. Yes, she still plays with dolls ... Although ... How old is she - then ...?
Polkan. Oh yeah. Well, I think so. Marry her off. For a serious person with money.
Interesting idea. Think about it, father-king ... Yes ... For a man with a fortune. All problems will be solved immediately. / Aside / And you don't need to pay off debts. / Leaves /
Tsar. Wait. Where are you going? Polkan? / Leaving /
Scene 1.
The royal chambers. Light of Fun. Everything is clean and simple. Country style. On the windowsill
geranium. Fun pours geraniums and hums a song under his breath. Vanya enters.
Vania. Fun, and I brought you a whistle. See how she sings.
Fun. Oh, Vanechka, just like a nightingale in the forest
Vania. Like? On the. Whistle.
Fun. Where did you get this?
Vania. I did it myself.
Fun. Myself?
Vania. Yes, myself. I do everything myself.
Voice of the Tsar. Fun! Fun! Where are you?
Fun. Hide, Vanechka. Father is walking / Vanya is hiding. The king enters /
Tsar. Fun, what are you doing?
Fun. I water the geranium.
Tsar. Yeah. So. This is not a royal affair. OK. Fun, I was just informed: you
soon 20 years.
Fun. Don't you remember yourself, father? Eh, father, I was completely worn out with my state affairs. You don’t even remember that your own daughter’s birthday tomorrow.
Tsar. Well, you know, the state is ... Wow! You know that ... Oooh! I will tell you. This ... Here ... Here you will lose yourself. And when should you celebrate?
Fun. Never. Once again you will visit your widowed kings. You invite princes - overseas dudes, who cannot distinguish a radish from a kohlrabi. Moreover, you will make them look after them. Smile at them.
Tsar. Oh, Fun, well, you must understand, this is politics. And politics for kings is like medicine for the sick. Not tasty, disgusting, but you keep it in yourself, endure a little and that's it. You are the best king. Everyone respects you. Money is lent. Here. Understood? Well, tell me, what are you dreaming about? What gift should I give you? Well, talk, talk.
Fun. Won't you get angry?
Tsar. No, no. Speak, don't be afraid.
Fun. Well look. You promised. Listen. I'm 20 years old tomorrow, am I already an adult? Yes, father?
Tsar. Yes, Fun, and that's why I wanted to tell you ...
Fun. No, father, I first.
Tsar. Fine, fine. Speak.
Fun. Well, father. Let me - at least occasionally - go out into the city alone.
Tsar. How alone? Why alone? What for?
Fun. Father, you promised not to be angry.
Tsar. I'm not angry, but you must understand that if you go alone without protection, you may be offended.
Fun. And no one comes up to me with security. Everyone is afraid of me. There is no one to even talk to.
Tsar. Only simple peasant women can walk without guards. Nobody will touch them.
Fun. And I will change into a peasant dress, and no one will recognize me. Here look. / discards the royal outfit remains in a simple sundress / (sings)
How nice it is to be a peasant in the world
How nice it is to love everything in nature
Sing songs every evening and until dawn,
Until dawn, I talk with my beloved.
I'm waiting for this time to come one day
When I can talk to my beloved.
Open without hiding. When, when
I will love the dear ...
Tsar. Stop. What are you dreaming about? !!!
Fun. But, father ...
Tsar. No. No. And again no. How many times will I repeat to you - you are the royal daughter - the future queen. One must behave as befits a king.
Fun. Well, it's enough. Enough! I've heard it a thousand times. You must be pure and innocent in your actions, because the queen is in plain sight. You have to study different sciences, because you have to manage the state ...
Tsar. Yes. And a thousand times yes! First of all, you must take care of the state. And get married as the state should.
Fun. Father ...
Tsar. Well, don't cry, Fun.
Fun. Father, should I love the state too, or can I also love my betrothed?
Tsar. Eh, Funny, don't talk about love. Love is not for us. We are kings - only by calculation should we marry.
Fun. Yes, I do not want it by calculation, father, I want it by love.
Tsar. Well, you can and for love. Only with calculation. Here look. If you and I don't make a good party now, we will have a revolution. And that's always bad.
Fun. So what am I supposed to do?
Tsar. And you love Polkan. That will be the calculation.
Fun. How is Polkana? Why Polkana?
Tsar. How why? You know how rich he is? And you will love him…. And that's all.
Fun. I won't go after Polkan.
Tsar. You must understand ...
Fun. Do not say anything…. I won't go anyway.
Tsar. Don't make me nervous. I said you will go for Polkan.
Fun. Will not go.
Tsar. Marry Polkan!
Fun. I will not go out!
Tsar. I said - then you will come out. I am a king!
Fun. I said - it means I won't go out. I am a royal daughter. And in general, I will choose my own groom.
Tsar. Ah well?! Well, good - choose. Only now you won't get out of here anywhere. Guardians!
Listen to the order! Until the princess chooses a groom for herself, do not let anyone into her room. On pain of death! And she should leave here only with my permission. This is my will. / leaves /
Fun. Here you go. On the eve of his birthday, they put him under lock and key. / Sings /
How unfortunate we are princesses.
We are forbidden by law to love.
In royal families - this is the ancient order -
By calculation it is necessary to get married.
I don’t want, I don’t want by calculation,
And I want for love, for love.
Freedom, freedom! Give me freedom!
I'll fly up like a bird.
We princesses have to live in captivity.
Young years are wasted.
We have to think about the throne all the time,
Fulfilling the will of the father of the king.
And I do not want, I do not want about the throne.
And I want about love, about love.
Free, free. I want to be free.
I'll fly up like a bird.
Vania. / emerging from the stove / Hey, princess, why are you crying?
Fun. I'm crying.
Vania. Don't cry, Funny, it's better to whistle the whistle and it will be more fun for you. And what happened?
Fun. Oh, don't ask.
Vania. Well, don't cry, Funny, I'm asking you.
Fun. Why, Vanechka, don't cry. Did you hear what Father said? No one can come to me - until I choose my fiancé. And how will I choose if I can't see anyone.
Vania. Well, what about me? Here I am.
Fun. And you, Vanechka, have to leave. If the father finds out that you entered here without asking, he will execute you.
Vania. How can I help you?
Fun. No way, Vanechka, you can't help me. Outside the guard's door. You can't jump out the window - it's very high ...
Voice of the Tsar. Fun. Meet us! Fun!
Fun. Go away quickly, Vanya, go away. / Vanya goes to the stove /
Tsar. / entering / Fun. Here we are. Meet your groom !!!
Polkan. / entering / Accept, Fun, from me an expensive gift.
Fun. What's this?
Tsar. This is? Oh, you know what it is? Ha ha ha! This is so funny. Piggy bank.
Fun. Why should I?
Polkan. Oh yeah. You will save money.
Tsar. Here look. Here's the key. Only you will have it. Anyone for you money
will give, and you once in a piggy bank. And that's it! HA ha ha! And do not get it. And then when there is no one - you are the key once. The tail fell off and here they are money. Ha - ha - ha. Funny huh?
Fun. I don't need anything.
Tsar. Take it, Fun. Don't make me nervous.
Polkan. I'm from the heart.
Tsar. All the same, you will become his wife.
Fun. No. I won't.
Tsar. No. You will become. / Stamping his feet /
Fun. I won't! / Throws a gift on the floor /
Tsar. What are you doing? It's a wedding gift after all.
Fun. I don’t need such a gift.
Polkan. What do you want? Tell.
Fun. What do I want?! I want a ship. Give me a ship, Polkan!
Tsar. Why do you need a ship, Fun?
Fun. And to swim away from you. So that my eyes do not see you.
Polkan. Oh yes!
Tsar. How can you swim away if there is no sea in our kingdom?
Fun. Well, let. And I want a ship. The one who builds a ship for me - I will marry him and go.
Tsar. Well, will you build it?
Polkan. I will buy. But how to bring him dry to the palace?
Fun. And you make it fly. Ha ha ha.
Polkan. Like this?
Tsar. Fun, well, you are ... Ask for something simpler.
Fun. No! This is my will! Whoever builds a ship for me will marry him and go. And leave me alone.
Tsar. Well? Come on, let's think about it?
Polkan. Went. / leave /
Fun. Vanya, Vanya. Are you still here or have you already left?
Vania. / sticks out of the pipe / I'm still gone. Just not far.
Fun. Vanya, you're laughing, but I'm not laughing.
Vania. I'm not laughing. I think. I think how to fulfill your request.
Fun. So what? Can you build a ship?
Vania. To build a ship is a couple of trifles, but to be able to fly - here you need to think.
Fun. Yes, brain, don't brain, but you won't think of anything. This has not been heard in the world. Now
- surely you will have to spend your entire life in a fire-lamp.
Vania. Do not grieve, Funny, if the fire in the stove to light the smoke will show the way.
Fun. How warm it is with you. Why is that?
Vania. I like you. / sings / I'm a simple person and I will say without hiding,
That I had never seen such beauty when I was born.
And now I can't live without you.
It’s necessary to fall in love with the royal daughter.
I'm such a person - I don't like talking in vain,
If you need something, don't worry, I'll help you.
Just blink an eye - I will hasten to help.
Oh, I fell head over heels in love with the Tsar's daughter.
Talk about love. I'm not a master.
Excuse me if something goes wrong.
Scene 2.
The road goes through the swamp. Vanya walks with an ax.
Vania. No. It's not that. There are only birches here. And I need a pine tree. Nice pine tree. Oh, damn it! Swamp. Further there is a swamp. And there he is, the ship's forest. In-he, on the other side of the swamp. How do you get there? Think, Vanya, think.
Voice. You won't get there. Everything. You came.
Vania. Where did you come from?
Voice. Into the swamp. Ha ha ha. And now you will live here.
Vania. Where to live? In the swamp?
Voice. What's not to like?
Vania. Nope, not really. Wet somehow.
Voice. Wet? Here. And I live. Eh, life is a tin.
Vania. And who are you?
Voice. What am I? Should I say?
Vania. Tell.
Voice. Aren't you scared?
Vania. Why are you so scary?
Voice. No, not scary, but some kind of nasty. Slimy like a frog. Look here. / Sings /
I am the Water One, I am the Water One.
Who would talk to me.
And then my friends
Leeches and frogs.
Ugh, what a disgusting thing.
I live like a toadstool, but I want to fly, and I want to fly.
I am the Water One. I am a Water One.
Nobody gets along with me.
There is water inside me.
Well, what to do with this.
Eh, my life is a tin. Come on, her to the swamp ...
I live like a toadstool. And I want to fly, and I want to fly.
Vania. Well, you're done. Do you really want to fly?
Water. Don't press on the corn - it hurts. You better tell me
what is going on in the world?
Vania. Why you asking?
Water. Boring, you know. Nobody comes here. Over the past 50 years, not a single living soul. There is no one to talk to. Listen, let's chat.
Vania. You can chat. Only, you know, I don't have much time.
Water. Where are you in a hurry?
Vania. Yes, you see, I need to build the ship as quickly as possible, otherwise on my bride
Polkan is getting married.
Water. Wow, how interesting is it that you have a bride?
Vania. There is. Tsar's daughter.
Water. Wow! You are a peasant, and your bride is a royal daughter? Blimey!
Vania. Yes, I myself know it's funny, but such a misfortune has happened. I fell in love.
Water. You?! Fell in love?! Wow! This is life. Well, further, further.
Vania. What's next? Polkan wooed for her. He wants to become a king.
Water. Ah, you scoundrel! Does he want to marry your fiancee? Wow. Oh well.
Vania. Well what? The Tsar-Father closed her in the little room and does not let anyone in to her.
Water. Well, further, further.
Vania. And everything is already. It is necessary to build a flying ship and steal Fun.
Water. Steal?! Blimey! And what will you build? Ship?
Vania. Yes, build something is a piece of cake.
Water. Ha ha ha!
Vania. If you help to get to those pines, you will see.
Water. Are you going to build a flying ship with this hatchet?
Vania. Yes. And what?
Water. No, nothing. I envy you. You have everything. Both love and rival. You live life to the fullest. But with the ship you gurgled.
Vania. What is it like? Why?
Water. So after all, a flying ship can only be built with a flying instrument.
Vania. Yes?
Water. What do you think?
Vania. Here's your time. And where can I get it?
Water. Where where? I have. But I won't give it to you.
Vania. Why so? Greedy or what?
Water. Not greedy. Think for yourself. Here look. You build a ship and fly away. And I? I sit here alone again and envy you? How you will soar in the clouds. And I also want to fly. I also want to see what she is. Land from above.
Vania. Are you serious?
Water. Sure. Everyone flies. Everything! Little sisters fly. You will fly. And I? And I sit here alone and envy. In the swamp. After all, no one comes to visit me, because I have nothing to tell them. Boring with me.
Vania. Well, what are you doing? Okay, let's agree so. You give me the tool, and I will take you on the flight.
Water. Truth? Won't you cheat?
Vania. Here's a cross for you.
Water. Stop! Wait! What are you doing?
Vania. And what?
Water. I'm an unclean force. You cross yourself and there is no me. What kind of people ... They themselves ask for help, and they themselves are going to be baptized.
Vania. Sorry. I didn't think.
Water. I didn't think. Badly. You have to think when you talk to us. Okay, take your little suitcase. You will only open it on the other side. Look carefully. He's also volatile. The main thing is to hold the instrument in your hands. And there he will do everything himself. And don't be baptized! I beg you.
Scene 3.
Light of Fun. Fun purrs, something sad. Talking to geraniums.
Fun. Here's another morning. Another day locked up. Time is running out. Days fly by ... And I ... Well, at least I have you. At least talk to you. What do you think - will Vanya be able to build a ship? Speaking right. I also think it can. If he promised something, he will definitely do it. Oh, what have you got? Has the leaf turned yellow? Are you sick? Let me water you.
Guard's voice. Tsar-father to the princess.
Fun. Goes on. Now he will be frightened again.
Tsar. / Enters / Well, how are you? Yes. Is silent. Fun, what are you doing? I'm asking you. Silent. / Aside / Watered your geraniums again? Oh! This is not a royal affair. / Fun / Listen, Funny, I just ran to you on the carpet and stumbled and my head on the door. Ha ha ha! Well Polkan was there - supported. Otherwise I would have got a bump on my forehead. Ha ha ha! Imagine, there is a bump on the forehead of the state. Disorder. Polkan saved the face of the state from the bump. Is silent. He's a loyal Polkan. You can always rely on him. He will always support. / Aside / He has a lot of money. Oh, what is it that the leaf of your flower has turned yellow? Let me rip it off.
Fun. Don't touch it. Do whatever you want with people, but don't touch my geranium. You have no control over her. She is not human.
Tsar. Do not Cry. What are you? I wish you well. So. Let's talk differently. Officially. Fun. My subject. Respond. Have you chosen your fiancé?
Fun. I…?
Tsar. Yes. You. My subject.
Fun. But, father ...
Tsar. No but. Either I chose or I will decide for myself. Time is running out.
Fun. Father, who should I choose from if you don't let anyone in?
Tsar. Well, why no one? Hey guards! Introduce the grooms with gifts. / In. Polkan. / Here, choose.
Polkan. Take it, Fun, sweet boat. / holds out a cake /
Tsar. Here. Your wish is fulfilled. Ha ha ha! The ship has brought you.
Fun. Thanks. I don't eat sweets.
Polkan. Why?
Fun. I'm afraid to get fat. Do you love fat people?
Polkan. Yes, I do love.
Fun. Therefore, I do not eat sweets.
Polkan. Oh yeah. I don’t understand, Father Tsar?
Tsar. H'm. Jokes. Still young.
Polkan. And joking ... Humor means ... I understand.
Fun. What kind of humor? What do you understand?
Polkan. Well. Everything.
Fun. When you sleep, what kind of dreams do you see?
Polkan. Well. I do not understand. Dreams? What have dreams got to do with it? Well. About money. Happiness when there are many of them.
Fun. / For the king / And you, father?
Tsar. And I mean you. About your happy life. So that you never need anything. You will marry Polkan…. And what does the dream have to do with it?
Fun. And despite the fact that in dreams, human nature manifests itself. Here. You’re all about money. What happiness you have, but I have ... / sings /
Small house. Russian stove.
The floor is wooden. Shop and candle.
Purr cat. The husband is hard-working.
This is happiness. There is no sweeter one.
Chorus. Ah, if my dream came true
Ah, if the dream came true
What kind of life would then begin
Tsar. I am without support, somehow myself,
If only Fun is profitable to marry.
Her house so that it is a full bowl.
This is happiness. My son-in-law is Polkasha.
Chorus.
Polkan. I'm Casanova. Near Fun.
New lands. New glory.
New money. New connections.
Here it is happiness, in the riches of the mud.
Chorus.
Vania. Small house. Russian stove
The floor is a wooden bench and a candle.
And the kids in the house of the horde.
This is happiness. Really, Fun?
Chorus. Ah, if my dream came true
What life would have come then.
Ah-ah, if the dream came true
What kind of life would then begin.
Step 2.
Scene 4.
A hut on chicken legs. Dust, dirt, spiders, toads. An owl sits on a branch.
Baba Yaga is preening herself in front of the mirror.
Senior. So I brushed my tooth, sharpened my nails, combed my hair-a-la. No, I can't seem to comb my hair today. I just broke the comb. OK. Hide your hair under a headscarf. / Ties a headscarf / Ah, granny is a beauty. You are Yagulechka - lapotulechka. Well, nothing. Lively,
all in all. I'm good, good but badly dressed. Nobody marries a girl for that. Here. In general, I am ready to receive guests. One thing is bad. Would you like to treat them with something special, but what? / The crowing of a rooster is heard. Everything starts to shake / Chick, Chip. Chick. / Everything calms down. / Again that damn cock! Phil!
Owl. Yes.
Old. How many times have I told you to catch this rooster. There is no life from him. All the time like an earthquake.
Owl. Yes.
Old. What uh huh? Where is Small?
Owl. Yes.
Old. Nobody wants to do anything. One only hums, the other always slips somewhere.
There is no one to serve the toad broth. What a life? On her own anniversary, she herself should congratulate herself. / a voice is heard - Go ahead! So go. Well, I beg you. I’m going to be late for the name day because of you. Goes on.
Small. / enters / Hello!
Old. Hello, you. Where have you been hanging around early in the morning?
Small. I went hunting.
Old. On the hunt? Well, what, hunter, got something?
Small. Yes. Here look. This is my gift to you. Come in trophy.
Old. So. Another surprise. Last time I caught a rooster, but now what? Maybe a ram?
Small. Well, not really a ram. Well, what are you there - come in. Well, I beg you! / Pulls Vanya on a rope /
Old. Wow! Blimey! This is a gift so a gift. Where did you catch him?
Small. Behind the second ravine. At the felled birch.
Old. Well, here's the treat! Heat the stove, put the water on the fire. We will cook the roast. What is your name, dear? Look, it is silent. Ha ha ha! / Bustling around the stove /
Small. Yeah. He's quiet. While I was dragging him, he was silent all the way.
Old. Stop.
Small. What?
Old. Maybe he's sick?
Small. Do not know.
Old. The air behind the second ravine is bad. Swamp. Let's not get poisoned?
Small. Do not know.
Old. No, but if the air is bad, then the sirloin will simply be hard and the liver will be rather weak. Why is he silent?
Small. So I sealed his mouth so that he would not squeal.
Old. Eh, head. Unstick it faster - let it speak out. And then the liver crawls from an excess of words.
Small. Okay. / Passes / Oops! Speak. Well. Why are you silent? Speak, I ask you.
Old. Do you want to spoil our holiday? Speak.
Vania. What to say?
Old. What you want. Just more. What is your name?
Vania. They call him Ivan.
Small. Ivan? This is good.
Old. Yes. Ivashka is a good name. From people with that name, a very tasty roast turns out
Vania. What have you decided to eat me?
Old. Of course, but if you remain silent, your liver will not be tasty. And I love her so much.
Vania. You see, girls, I'm not an expert in talking. Do something with your hands please, but speak ... Sorry.
Old. Eh, it's a pity to celebrate the anniversary without pate.
Small. What did he call us?
Old. How?
Small. Girls.
Old. Here is a bastard. Is he kidding?
Small. Mocks you. And I am still very, very good. / The crowing of a rooster is heard /
Old. Again the earthquake! Keep everything you can. Chick. Chick. Chick.
Small. Calmed down, as if.
Old. How many times have I told you to catch this damn rooster. Otherwise, our hut on chicken legs will fly away someday.
Small. How am I going to catch him? He's flying, but my stupa's maneuverability is not the same. Let Filya catch him.
Filya. Yes.
Vania. Girls do not swear. Now we will issue it. / Leaves /
Old. How can he catch him when Filya only sees at night, and the rooster hides and sleeps at night.
Owl. Yes.
Small. Create a new stupa for me, then I will immediately catch him.
Old. Right now. New. You learn to manage the old well.
Small. I don't know how to manage? Is it me?
Old. Stop. Where is the roast?
Small. Which roast?
Old. Well, this one ... Well, your trophy ... Well, Vanka.
Small. Oh! Escaped. And this one escaped. Why are we unlucky - is that so? You catch them, you catch them, and they all look into the forest.
Old. Go. Catch it again. Maybe you can catch up. Sad sack.
Small. At my stupa, the altimeter broke. And the nozzles clogged. Can you catch him on foot?
Old. / Shouts / My dear! Come back! Guests will die of hunger.
Vania. / entering / Why are you making noise? They almost frightened me off the rooster. Here, take it.
Small. Look, what a fine fellow. And he caught the rooster.
Vania. Here you will have pate, and cutlets, and rich broth. Put on fire. Yes, and they would have tidied up, otherwise the guests would come, and you have utter filth.
Small. Okay, Vanechka, we'll clean up now.
Vania. What do you say you have with a stupa?
Small. / Languidly looking into his eyes / At my broomstick, the branch stabilizer swung. He no longer keeps the direction and the altimeter jumps.
Vania. Right now. Let's see. / Leaves /
Old. So don't turn on the 8 speed. Fly in third. And your pomelo will stand
Small Right now, on the third, what a smart one. Better get the cock ready. And I will clean up, as Vanechka said.
Old. Hey, Little! What's the matter?
Small. Ah, fun! / sings / Stretch the accordion fur,
/ gets out of the dance / Eh! Play, play it.
Sing ditties grandma is a hedgehog,
Sing, don't talk!
I was tipsy
And flew on a broomstick.
Although I myself do not believe
These superstitions.
I walked on the forest side
The devil tied behind me.
The man thought
What the hell?
I turned home.
Again the devil is following me.
Spat on his bald head
And she sent to Leshem.
The most harmful of people
This storyteller is a villain.
Frowning eyebrows - sad,
It is a pity that it is not tasty
Stretch the fur, accordion,
Eh! Play, play it!
Sing ditties grandma-hedgehog!
Sing, don't talk!
Old. Small, what's wrong with you?
Small. Do not know! Fun something! Listen.
Old. What?
Small. Let's not eat it today?
Old. Stop. And when?
Small. Never.
Old. Why?
Small. He's a good one. Look - how he appeared in the house immediately became brighter.
Old. This is because the cobwebs from the windows were swept away.
Small. Does not matter. He's still good.
Old. And what will we treat the guests to?
Small. I'll bake pies with berries. All the same, Koschey is on a diet. He can't have meat. And Gorynych ...
There is a rooster. A cock is enough for him.
Old. OK. Let him fix the stupa first, and then we'll see.
Scene 5.
Swamp. The merman crawls out onto the hillock.
Water. Eh! I slept well. I haven't slept so deeply in a long time. That's what it means to work and sleep well. And all the same, what a beautiful ship we have made with Vanka! .. Ah ... Ah ... where
the ship ?! Disappeared. How is it? Who is it? .. Oh, you foolish head. You are a slimy frog. You disgusting leech! I slept. Such a ship slept through. Here he stood. And now ... Empty ... What am I going to tell Vanya? The only friend. Eh-eh! What to do now? Hang yourself or what? Yes! Everything! Right now I’ll make a loop, I’ll hook that branch over there. So the loop
ready. I'll throw it right now. On a bitch. How do you put it on? / The noise of a helicopter is heard /
Small. / entering / Help, brother?
Water. Help. Help, little sister. Do a good deed.
Small. What are you doing? Good?
Water. What? What? I want to hang myself!
Small. / mimicking / Wow, you. How interesting. What for? \ Vanya enters /
Water. What for? I was sick of everything. Vanya, forgive me, eh? Sorry. I didn't notice. I slept. Slept.!
Vania. What did you oversleep?
Water. The ship slept, Vanya, the ship.
Vania. Ship?!
Water. Yes, Vanechka, a ship. Now he is gone. Our handsome man. They stole it. Stole it!
Sorry, Vanya!
Vania. Oh, damn it! Who stole it?
Water. I don’t know, Vanya, I don’t know. I slept! Spa-a-al!
Vania. What to do now?
Water. Let's build another one? BUT?! A couple of trifles for you.
Vania. Yes. Another thing to build is a piece of cake, but I'm afraid it's too late. Polkan has probably already married Zabava and no one needs the ship anymore.
Water. A-ah-ah! This is my fault. Everything. I'll hang myself. How to drink give hang yourself. Come on, little sister, hook the noose.
Small. Yes, you wait. We are immortals.
Water. NS! what kind of punishment is this - to live forever. Forever. And in the swamp! NS!
Small. Play, play the mirror.
Play, play cute.
Show us a mirror
The story is true.
Tell us, mirror. Where is Vanin's ship? What about him? Here look.
Vania. I see. Yeah. Polkan drags the ship. These are the times. So he stole. Yeah. Talking to the tsar-priest.
Small. Look. The tsar-father is pleased. Look. I climbed onto the ship. I was delighted. Look. Together we went to the palace.
Vania. Everything. Let's go to get married. Everything is lost. I was late. Nothing can be done now. Polkan marries Zabava. I was late.
Water. Ah! Why am I so clumsy. Damn. Pro-oh-oh-damned! Come on, little sister, hook the rope. Do not want to live! I do not want!
Small. Yes, you wait with your nonsense. Here you have to think about how to help Vanechka.
Water. I can’t help him. I only disturb him. I only interfere with everyone. Would you like to attach a rope? Everything. Then I'll drown. / Dives into the swamp /
Small. Vanya, you don’t get overwhelmed. We'll come up with something.
Vania. What can you think of here? The Tsar-Father is asleep and sees that Fun should be passed off as Polkan. And then he also built a ship.
Small. So you built the ship, didn't you?
Vania. How can you prove it? No. Nothing can be done. Look. Does not emerge. Will drown the same.
Small. Will not drown. He's a fish. Lives in the water. That's what you are. You sit in a stupa and fly there.
Vania. What shall I say there?
Small. Say that the ship is yours. Polkan doesn't know magic words, so his ship won't fly.
Vania. Well.
Small. Grab Fun, board the ship and fly. Nobody will catch up.
Vania. But it’s true. Oh, thanks. My good one. Ran. / Runs away /
Small. Run faster. Maybe you still have time. Just don't forget the words.
Vania. What!
Small. Words, I say, do not forget magic. Goodbye earth! Good luck!
Vania. I remember. Goodbye earth! / helicopter noise is heard / Good luck.
Small. Do you remember how to stop? Hear, Wan, how to stop? .. Ah, damn it! He doesn't know how to stop. Will be lost. Will break. Hey brother, brother! Come out already.
Voice of the Waterman. Leave me alone. I'll drown myself anyway.
Small. Hear, drowned man, what I say. Come out. Vanya needs help.
Water. / appearing / What should be done? Speak. I will do everything.
Scene 6.
Light of Fun. Tsar and Polkan. Then Fun appears.
Polkan. Here is the king-father. Well, how do you like the ship?
Tsar. Good. Oh, good! How did you drag him?
Polkan. By drag. 40 horses were dragging. Changed horses three times.
Tsar. So he doesn't fly with you?
Polkan. No. What are you, Father Tsar. He's a ship - how will he fly?
Tsar. Well, and Fun asked for a volatile one.
Polkan. How can you make him fly. Such a thing has never been seen in life.
Tsar. This is true. Will it not drown?
Polkan. Oh yeah. I haven't tried it. Well no. But when he drowns, he is wooden.
Tsar. And that's true. And we too ... Where are we going to sail on it? Ha ha ha.
Polkan. Well, of course. We have only one river in our country and that little pig is ankle-deep.
Tsar. Really. Ha ha ha. The main thing is that you fulfilled Fun's whim.
Polkan. Yes. Now Fun is mine? And the father? Ha ha ha.
Tsar. Of course, Polkasha, of course, my son. Ha ha ha. And I don't owe you anything.
Polkan. Yes, of course, father-tsar, what are the scores between our own. Listen, father-king, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Tsar. Speak, speak, don't be afraid.
Polkan. I forgive you the debt, of course. But what about the dowry?
Tsar. Dowry? Well, are there pillows, feather beds, all kinds of dishes? Everything is. Take as much as you want.
Polkan. What are you, sir, oktis. What pillows? What feather beds? Why do I need them?
Tsar. What do you want? Half a kingdom, or what? Hehe.
Polkan. Why half a kingdom. Our kingdom is small. Give it all to me.
Tsar. How is it all? And what about me? What am I going to do?
Polkan. And you rest yourself in peace. We, your children, will take care of you.
Tsar. How do you rest? And who will run the state?
Polkan. Don't be afraid. We'll manage somehow. You have worked out in your lifetime - it's time to rest. You need to rest. You are already old.
Tsar. I am old? And you? You and I are the same age.
Polkan. Well, I found something to remember. In general ... Think for yourself. Either you give the crown or the debt.
Tsar. Oh-oh, what to do? Oh, what should I do? Well, I agree. Take
Polkan. What?
Tsar. The crown. I don't have anything else anyway.
Polkan. That's right. I am the king now. Ha ha ha. Fun! Fun! Go here!
Fun. / enters / Well, what do you want again ?!
Polkan. Fun. I fulfilled your wish. There is a ship for you. Like?
Fun. Did you build it yourself?
Polkan. Myself. Of course myself. Everything. Now you will be my wife.
Fun. I don't believe you built such a beautiful ship yourself.
Polkan. What difference does it make if you believe or not. You will still be my wife. I am the king now.
Fun. Like this? What is he saying, father?
Tsar. It just so happened, Zabava, I owe him a lot of money.
Fun. Ah well? So I'm not a princess now?
Polkan. If you become my wife, you will be a queen. Anything you want will be yours. But no ... Then you will regret.
Tsar. Agree, Funny, agree. Otherwise, he will be kicked out of the palace. Where are we going?
Fun. Well, if I’m not a princess, then I’ll be a peasant, and tsars don’t marry peasant women.
/ throws off the royal dress. Helicopter noise is heard /
Tsar. Oh-oh! What is it so thundering?
Polkan. Something is flying. Oh, lie down!
Vanya's voice. Brakes. Oh, you slipped through. Come on back. Stand! We slipped through again. How can you stop it?
Polkan. A-ah-ah! Hide, right now it will bang! / The Tsar and Polkan are hiding. /
Vania. I forgot the landing words. What to do? Jump or what? High, really. Ah! Was, was not. / Appears from the stove / Fly home. Good luck. / The stupa flies away / So I arrived. Hello Funny. Are you so sad?
Fun. You are late, Vanechka, you are late. Polkan built a ship. And in general he is now the king.
Vania. No, Funny, this ship is mine. I built it. He stole it from me.
Fun. How can you prove Vanya?
Vania. I know the cherished words. You can't fly without them.
Fun. Well, what are we going to do now?
Vania. Let's run away?
Fun. How can we run away, Vanechka?
Vania. Let's jump on the ship and fly away somewhere where no one will find us.
Fun. Yes? This is true? So it is possible?
Vania. Of course, Funny, I know the magic words.
Fun. Let's. Where are we going to fly?
Vania. Let's think of it. If the fire in the stove to light the smoke the way will show !!!
Fun. Let's run!
/ Polkan enters /
Polkan. Stand! I said to stand! Guardians! Guardians! Grab him.
Vania. Let's go out the window.
Fun. Are you scary! It's high up there! I'm afraid, Vanechka!
Vania. Do not be afraid. Let's jump!
Fun. No! I'm afraid!
Vania. Let's go through the pipe. She goes to the very bottom.
Polkan. Stand. The fun will be mine. / Grabs the Fun /
Fun. Run, Vanechka, run alone.
Vania. How am I without you?
Fun. Run! / Water and Small appear from the furnace /
Small. Polkan!
Polkan. What? Ouch! Who are you?
Small. I?! I am Baba Yaga bone leg. Red beard. The little head is not combed. Gore, gore, gore. Wow!
Polkan. Keep away from me! Chur! Chur! Chur!
Water. Be silent. If you say another word, I'll rip out my tongue.
Polkan. I am silent. I am silent.
Small. Run! Run to the ship! We are now!
/ The King and the Guard enters. /
Tsar. Grab them! Guardians! Grab them!
Water. / makes a pass / Oops! Stand up for everyone! / The king and the guards freeze /
Tsar. S-x-in-a-t-and-t-b them! He-he-he!
Water. Everyone is dancing and singing. Opla. / Everyone starts dancing. The water one disappears into the stove. /
Tsar. / sings / Me and Polkasha. No Fun.
Polkan. / sings / What to do now? There will be no glory.
Tsar. There is no money, there will be no connections.
Polkan. It all failed. In rags from riches.
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Epilogue.
Voice of the Minor. Is everyone on the ship? Then touch!
Vanya's voice. Goodbye earth. Good luck. / The noise of a flying plane is heard /
The Voice of Fun. Ouch! Vanya look how beautiful it is. At the bottom!
Voice of the Waterman. Get out! There is my swamp! Wow, how interesting.
So in a fairy tale, good won again
Though evil was cunning and cunning.
Oh, if it were always like this
What life would have come then.
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