Day of laughter: ideas of jokes and draws. Day of laughter: Ideas of jokes and drawing the simplest draws on April 1

Or Fool's Day - This is the day, when it is customary to arrange draws of friends and acquaintances or just joke.

April 1 - day laughter

There are several theories regarding the origin of this holiday. The most famous of them refers to the 16th century in France. Until the middle of the 16th century, the Julian calendar was in everyday life, according to which the new year came in April. However, in 1582, Pope Gregory XIII introduced the Gregorian calendar, according to which the new year came on January 1.

However, not everyone immediately accepted a new calendar and continued to celebrate the new year from March 25 to April 1. These people became the subject of ridicule and draws.

Ancient Rome also celebrated a similar holiday Hilaria March 25, and in India with the beginning of spring celebrates a cheerful festival HoliWhen people joke and throw paints each other.

If you decide to jerk over someone on this day, here are some interesting ideas.

A warning: Do not try to harm anyone or destroy someone property!

How to play a friend or colleague?

1. Put grass in his keyboard. However, get ready to buy a new keyboard colleague if you decide to resort to this draw, or simply imperceptibly replace it with an old and similar keyboard.

2. Attach klackson With the help of a scotch and look at how to jump your friend in complete delight.

3. Turn wipers in multicolored rainbow. Warning: It can be dangerous for your health.

4. Suggest water in the original way. Pour water into the glass, close the paper sheet, turn up the bottom and put on the table, and then pull out the paper.

5. Improve technology His colleagues.

6. Cover soap colorless varnish And leave in the bathroom.

7. Fill in the office toy rats.

8. Embody their worst fears in reality, building toilet paper imitation.

9. Demonstrate a colleague that he is too absorbed.

10. Take care that the colleague read morning newspapers.

11. Arrange Surprise with balls.

12. Leave them a big brown surprise.

13. Treat their taste receptors, prepare onions in Caramel.

14. Suggest a cup of water, or two, or several thousand.

15. Try that your friend will come to work during, setting several alarm clocks that will ring with an interval of 5 minutes, And hide them all over the house.

16. Remind him / her about his / her favorite actor or singer.

17. Stick Scotch to optical Sensor Myshka.

19. Make " head in a bank", Printing the portrait of the head.

20. Change icons on the toilet doors.

How to play people on the street?

· Croup coin superclosure to the sidewalk And look at the reaction of people.

· Get \u200b\u200bthe usual conversation with passersby and then notify that you escaped from a mental hospital.

· In a lively place, lift your head upstairs and waving your hands, let's guide: "To the right, right, and now to the left, left." When a few zooak gather, shout: " Now throw!"And bounce. Watch the reaction.

· When you are traveling in transport, driving past the river or lake, exclaim in surprise: " See, Dolphins!"Enjoy the reaction.

· To sit down with each other equally. When the trolleybus goes down, run after him. At another stop, your friend runs into trolleybus and reports with relief: " Barely caught up!".

Here's another a few examples, How people are played out on the street:

How to play a friend on the phone?

· Notify that you conduct survey And ask random and funny questions.

· Call the random number and ask "(any name") when you report you that you are mistaken, hang the tube. Do this by different voices several times. At the end, call and with another emphasis, please inform you "(name)," and ask there is no messages for you.

· Call a friend on the phone and tell you that you are his neighbor, you have no water. Ask for it to wash it, or buy a cat or child.

· Call the office by introducing a telephone station master, and ask do not lift the tube for 10 minutesSo you can hit the current. Call back, and if you raise the phone, start crying to cry out.

· Imagine the operator and notify that due to non-payment turn off the phone.

· Call the phone and let me know that today turn off water. Ask you to score more water in the bathroom, basins, saucepans. In half an hour, call back and ask: "scored water?". If the answer is affirmative, say: "Now let the boats!"

Order a call to the one you want to play, from celebrity: Putin, Zhirinovsky or famous artist! You can also choose a call: April 1, a birthday, some kind of holiday. You just imagine that Putin calls your friend in the morning and congratulates it personally with the holiday, or the famous politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky. I can only imagine your friend's face. I assure you, get you and your friend a lot of not forgotten minutes!

This draw is well done for a person who often uses a computer, but not very confident. Although an experienced user for several minutes, too, will probably be discouraged.
So, step by step instructions:
Step 1. To lure the "sacrifice" because of the computer and send to walk outside the visibility zone and hear of 5-10 (can be more) minutes.
Step 2. Create the visibility of work on the desktop. For example, we open a text editor and write there the phrase "Hi, peace!".
Step 3. We make a screenshot (click Printscreen on the keyboard).
Step 4. Open the Paint Program and insert our image from the clipboard (Ctrl + V).
Step 5. We save the document, remember the path to it, close the graphic editor.
Step 6. We find in the explorer our picture, right-click on it and select the item "Make the Background Image of the Desktop".
Step 7. We are waiting for the victim and enjoy the result at a safe distance.

You can very richly play people in the subway. Log in one of the stops into the car and, slightly waiting, approach the driver's call button. Next, by clicking on it (of course, only by doing the form), it is necessary to say loudly: "Two colas and hamburger, please, in the car number ...". And then calmly wait for the next stop, at which the accomplice must log in and ask loudly: "Who ordered two colas and a hamburger?" Having received payment, the accomplice should go out. Once the train is touching, you need to approach the call button again and pronounce loudly: "To the end without stopping, please."

The draw can and a little childish, but at the same moment and cruel, so if you play someone in this way, then you will probably know that no one will seriously ... After February 14, one unnecessary, but insanely beautiful valentine. Everyone in the team has guys, which, one way or another, puff the "weak" floor. Here, in my opinion, this joke is just for them. We take Valentine, beautiful cut it in the middle into two parts. We subscribe: "Find your half!" And imperceptibly put on the table, in the upper clothes (pocket), maybe in a bag. There, where our victim will find in a short time. Well, I think it is clear that the halves are put on one floor (two guys or two girls). Especially it will be funny if the audience will be the whole department.

With this drawing, the funnier is ridiculously joking over a person, very scrupulously relating to the purity of its things and appearance. It is necessary to mix the Purgen tablet and a bit of ammonia alcohol, the result is a solution of red-pink color. It is poured into a cup and at a convenient case "by chance" poured on the unfortunate played. It is possible to pretend that it was cherry juice, which, as is known, poorly dismissed.
After a few seconds, the stains, of course, will disappear, since the ammonia will disappear. But it is better just in case at first at home to spend this experience on an unnecessary piece of light material to completely eliminate the opportunity to spoil someone else's thing.

This draw can be represented as a bet. Stretch a friend 100 rubles and say: "The store has slipped fake bills. We argue by 100 rubles, which will not find differences from the real? I searched for half a day, I barely found. " At the end of the draw or enjoy an extra hundred, or reveal the secret.

For a draw, you need to stand a little earlier than usual, and in advance will agree with your friend's wife, whatever you play rifle, call early in the morning and say that he is late for work, a little later call his wife and negotiate a meeting, and before the arrival of a friend You cover on the table and look at his surprised reaction, tell him about his long-time hidden feelings and that I wanted to admit to him for a long time ... that today is April 1!

We need a preferably young couple. They sit at home, windows overlook the courtyard. All conditions have been created in the room, as if part-time (light or color music) goes. The windows are open, playing loud music (day). Purpose: Group of Friends Planning a friend who does not know that married couple. Previously call it to this courtyard, they say, everyone in the apartment is going to the party. When the playful comes, he is told that in the apartment party, until everyone gathered, but there is a very beautiful girl. With her a guy (whose friend), who is trying to conquer her, but she refuses him. All this time, our couple should stand by the window and depict a lightweight quarrel. It is necessary to briefly explain that the played rose, called, explained the guy that he was superfluous, and that now "his turn" to conquer the lady. When a joyful guy rises, calls the door, he shows a passport with a stamp during a short conversation.

The first day of April is not the easiest day of the year and is connected not with the weather drops or the beginning of the summer season. This day has long been in our lives as the most mischievous and joking day of the year.

It is on this day, absolutely everywhere you can get into the ridiculous situation that will cause a smile on your face and those around others. And in order not to stay aside, you need to come up with the draws on April 1.

How to play or joke

Selecting jokes and draws for friends or a close environment, as well as for work colleagues it is worth remembering several very important rules. Otherwise, the elementary joke can lead to disastrous consequences.

What topics are better not to joke:

• Religion. This topic is very personal, and many perceived as a dogma of life and any attempt to joke on it can lead to a unpleasant outcome.
• Country of residence or homeland. Many people, without understanding, are patriots, especially if for some reason they are behind her advance. Jokes in this area may affect the person too much.
• Sophisticated life situations. This includes many points, any person does not like when those surrounding them on his problems.
• Disease or physical disadvantages. Even talking to such topics is not worth it, not what to joke.
• Intimate relations. This topic is very personal and should not touch the public.

Invent the draw, without affecting the data themes, it is very simple, it is only worth paying attention to your opponent, chat, find common topics.

Remember, any jokes should be funny and funny, as well as those understandable by absolutely everyone, but should not enter someone to hurt or offend.

Examples of drawing at school

Jokes in school can be divided into two types: jokes for classmates and drawers of the teacher. If everything is clear to the first item, then with the second it is worth thinking well. However, this is the first of April!

The oldest joke is a cool board and soap give a slaughter effect, but as a teacher reaches it is completely incomprehensible, besides, wash the soap from the board will be only hot water and then not the first time.

A cardboard box is taken and shred with bright paper, then the bottom is cut. Put on a closet or other elevation in the classroom. Through the open top, fill the box of confetti. The teacher will surely see it and try to remove, in the extreme case you can ask to get, after the first attempt, it will be messed off confetti. The same can be checked with classmates.

Warn all classmates that all the answers to the teacher will be given not to orally, but at the rate. Most likely the teacher will highly appreciate your vocal data.

Tell the teacher that it urgently is called to the director. On the door of the office of the director, hang a signboard with firstauprelsky congratulations. If your humor is appreciated, everything will be fine.

Go to the girl from the class and offer to pay, take her hand and long drive your finger along the palm. When the patience of the girl is over, she will definitely say something, answer this: this is exactly what you say the spouse on the first night! The meaning can not reach immediately, but it will definitely be!

Ask a classmate looking right in my face: what is it? When attempts to wipe the face will end, say: a, I'm sorry for your face!

Suggest classmates a carbonated water, shake a bottle in advance. It is best for easy mineral water, as it will not have to wash anything.

Write a note and let the desks with the next inscription: "The ceiling in the class is running." The result is impressive - the whole class is spinning with the heads raised, including the teacher.

Draws for family

Play close people at home, much easier than outsiders, but do not try hard to make a scandal.

Colorless nail polish well paint dried soap. In the morning, everyone will be surprised why it is impossible to wash with soap, because it does not give foam.

Change places sugar and salt. The effect will be instant - few people love salted tea or sweet soup.

Glue the toothbrush of each family member to the bottom of the glass. Natives will not immediately be able to understand what's the matter, and you mock up. By the way, prepare new toothbrushes in advance.

In the same way, you can glue home slippers of close people. Close long to understand what happened to them, and you as a present present new sneakers for the house.

You can replace the sweet cream in the cookies on a menthol or fruit toothpaste. You can try to put spices with bitter pepper.

Put the cheese and sausage in the freezer, and in the morning serve on the table and enjoy how your households are trying to cut off a piece.

Slide the end of the toilet paper in the back pocket of someone from home, and put the roll at the back. Wherever the member of your family would go, a long paper loop will follow.

Prepare for children and husband a festive breakfast. Together with the traditional Kushan, serve fresh juice with straw, only instead of juice let it be jelly. It is very funny to see how your favorite will try to suck the liquid.

How to swing over your husband

Under the cover of the night, while your favorite sleeps, paint him nails with bright color. You can translate the clock a little forward so that there is no time for breakfast. A joke will wait for the way to work or in the office itself.

Buy a test to determine pregnancy and draw two strips. In the morning, show your spouse and watch the reaction.

Another similar draw, but it will have to be prepared in advance. It is necessary to buy a doll, in size similar to a newborn child. Drink as if child, place in a basket and leave near your door, just follow the spouse at this time at home. Write on the door, and you yourself quickly go down to the floor below when you hear the door opening. Climble as if you just go home. Seeing the spouse, ask: "What kind of young girl ran out of the entrance?", Next, watch the behavior of your beloved.

Well, of course, the most beloved way to joke over your half - taking his car, report on the phone, which hit him or hit an accident, everything is fine with you, but the car is not subject to recovery. Then just watch the reaction of your beloved.

How to swing over your spouse

Tell your spouse that today you invite it to a restaurant. Prepare a chic case, and put a large raisin inside. During dinner, take my wife for the hand and say: "Dear, you want this or not, you are a highlight in my life, seeing it on the counter, I immediately understood that it should only belong to you!". Of course, it will be much better if you prepare a real decoration, because no one knows how the joke can turn!

Purchase artificial insects or mice, implacate to the pillow or during a joint meal on the table. Let the excited voice, let's notify that you have a mouse or spiders in your home, watch the behavior of the spouse.

Raffle parents

We take a roll of toilet paper, tear away small pieces and saming them. Then we put them in the shoes that parents are worn. Going to work, parents will not be able to understand for some time why the shoes have become much smaller.

While parents in the turmoil are going to work or under the cover of the night, place a large number of small inflatable balls in their wardrobe. Opening the closet, parents will come to a slight discharge, but will certainly be happy.

This joke will be from the discharge of the rustic, so if your mother's health or dad does not allow, it is better not to use it.

Change the lock on the entrance door until the parents are missing. Then invite a good friend, better than an adult, help you. Come home, parents will try in vain to open the door to their key. We assure - they will be very surprised when they open the door unfamiliar man in homemade clothes with the words: "Who are you and what you need?". At a very natural question from parents: "Who is this man and why is it at home?", A man will answer that the living area bought in the center of real estate and now he lives here.

The main thing, do not tighten with this dialogue, and then the consequences can be deplorable.

Prank Pranki at work

Head over colleagues at work, this is the normal dynamics of the development of relationships in the team, so boldly try to work.

Boil PVA glue on the glass, and when completely dry, remove it. The stain will be translucent and creates the impression that someone poured something. Put colleagues, and then just watch the behavior.

Place the tablet of the food dye into the scatteer of the common crane. Employees will be very surprised when water will go unusual.

You can enclose the car employee with multi-colored stickers. Let each color responsible for a certain part of the car.

Download your colleague screensaver in the form of a computer breakdown. Such a joke will introduce into a stupor of many network users.

Stick coins on the floor, and then sit down, as employees will try to tear them off.

Early in the morning, bring an empty cage to the office, put in places of general accumulation, for example, near the cooler. Put the inscription: "Snake not feed and not touch!", Take a comfortable position and watch how colleagues with caution move on the office.

Cock your colleague mouse with a cheerful sticker, you can glue your laughing photo.

SMS - jokes

This section is perfect for jokes by telephone, as well as for the drawing through social networks, for example, in VC or classmates, such jokes can be attached to the wall, and all guests laugh with you.

Daughter, you will cohere your nails, do not touch the legs on your feet - Skolzko's terribly!

Tonight I have! I don't know about drinking, but I answer an excellent walk! The message received from Ivan Susanin.

Son, I'm on the cemetery, I will come home soon and bring a lot of sweets! Mum.

I extremely rarely use the conscience, so it is clean, like a tear!

On good work, there are good dreams!

(the name of the girl), I want to wish, so that today you are not in vain used cosmetics!

Cute girlfriend! Believe me - at your age it's too late to use constraint.

Alexey, we had a son! Thank you for this, your Vasily.

Dear subscriber! Our company was tired of servicing you, you call too often and use SMS of the correspondence, leave us back and go to another operator! With respect, the cellular company.

Neighbor changed the car again. Wait for me in the evening. Toad.

Propellery jokes and draws are important in everyday life, so we become a little closer to our expensive people. However, it is worth remembering - a friend broke, perceive the Prank and above himself.

Such primarial draws are particularly suitable for curious, which everything always needs to be known.

For some high place, for example, on the closet (most importantly, the above human growth), put a small box. The box should open, but the bottom should not be. Outside the box, make a bright, noticeable inscription from afar - for example, sex, condoms, do not touch hands - anything, causing curiosity. The box itself fill in confetti. And when the playful, go into the room, you will leave, so as not to interfere with it to satisfy my curiosity. Of course, the "victim", seeing the box with an inscription, remove it from the cabinet to look inside. But the box is without the bottom. Firework!!! Return to the room with a broom and a scoop for particularly curious.

Draw on April 1stly the trusting secretary

This primary drawing is great for the office, especially if there are naive in campaigns, trusting the secretary. Although in the presence of an assistant and spectators, such draws on April 1 at home can also be launched.

Anyone from the neighboring cabinet calls the played and, most seriously and strict voice, reports that it calls to warn from the telephone station. In order to clean the wires, hot steam will be served on the phone channel. Therefore, you need to urgently wrap in the office all telephone tubes with polyethylene or cloth (or just miss them on the floor). If the "victim" believes, try not to give yourself up, until it is "locking" all office phones.

Jokes over a computer

You need to do the following:

• While the computer user is not in place, sit down for its computer.
• Press the "Printsrceen" key or abbreviated "PRT SC", simply speaking, take a screen shot.
• Open: Start -\u003e Standard Programs -\u003e Paint Graphic Editor.
• Insert a snapshot there, or just press the SHIFT.insert key - in itself.
• Save at C: Windows jokes. BMP and close the editor.
• Come in the "Screen Properties".
• Make the "jokes" for the desktop background picture.
• Select all the icons on the desktop and drag out the screen.
• For consumer effect, you can remove with icons and "taskbar".

When the unfortunate user returned, sit down for his car, starts to harh on the usual monitor icons ... and, for some reason it does not happen, the icons do not pummify, the folders do not open!

Drawing, infection? Need to overload !!! Does not help! Again, restart! Again….

It can only help "ordering icons by ...", well, and, accordingly, restoring the background. If the owner of the computer is a full "kettle", it will end all over the office with a request for help and screams: "I broke!". The main thing is to expose the first-Aprafelle draw before the "victim" causes the IT service or comes with the authorities for the broken technique.

Fallen mouse

• the same mouse, like the playful, preferably, non-working (so that in the case of which, it was not sorry for);
• pretty long and sufficiently durable "tail" at the mouse - connecting cord;
• chair on wheels, which is easily rolling;
• it is desirable to locate a computer system unit under the table;
• big variance of the victim is welcome!

The total preparation time will take about a minute, in the absence of the victim, by itself:

Replace the "victim" mouse to the same, and by the end of the "tail" (cord) of the mouse, tie the rope. Stretch the cord with a rope at the table and bottom to bring the other end of the rope to the chair so that in the adjustment of the chair, the mouse was at a regular place for the user, and the tail was practically "in the tension". Try to adjust the length of the rope so that the mouse does not fall down when nominating the chair from the table. When the sacrifice of the draw comes to his workplace, seeing the chopped chair, the first thing begins to put forward it, trying to sit down. The mouse immediately runs away ... The first reaction is a confusion or even a stupor. The second is to pull the mouse sharply on yourself, catch it. The chair immediately drives up and hits the sacrifice under the knees. Next, either the plugness of the sacrifice on the chair with a completely attached view, or the involuntary souping of the knees of the chair and the new "pursuit of the mouse". In general, to win will be over!

Restroom

Wonderful, although a few cruel draw on April 1 in the institution, where quite a large number of visitors is usually.

At the door of one of the offices, attach the sign (sheet) with the inscription "Toilet". That's actually all the draw on April 1. But to imagine the expression of persons and indignation of office employees is very fun. Imagine: the door is constantly opened rapidly and the next visitor is bursting, looking at everyone with surprise and murming something nepolenny type: "Oh, sorry!", "This is not a toilet!", "And where toilet?", Hiding behind the door. Such jokes and draws on April 1 are underway not only over colleagues, but also on visitors. Although the last, some pity, in this situation ...

In the subway with delivery

Correcting with a partner, you can very funny to play the subway passengers, and at the same time and the controller. Enter the car and, a little waiting, go to the driver's call button. By clicking on it, or rather only by pretending that you click on it, say loudly: "One hamburger and two colas, please, in the car number ...". Now calmly wait for the next stop, where your accomplice expects, who goes into the car, should ask loudly: "Who ordered a hamburger and two colas?". Handing you "order" and having received the calculation, the accomplice must go out. And you, as soon as the train goes down, go back to the call button, and so that everyone is heard, say: "without stopping to the final"! I assure you, far from all recognize the firstaaprelsky catch, and will begin to be outraged, and maybe trying to inform the machine that at the next stop also go! The main thing is that you are not caught and not "soldered" hooliganism for your jokes on April 1st.

You can stick the computer's mouse colleague bilateral tape to the table. Or just go to the mouse settings and change the mode, putting a tick on the "left-hander".

You can ask for several acquaintances, who your friend does not know that they call her and told that they found her announcement on the provision of spicy services on the Internet, they liked the description and photo, and most importantly the price, and they would like to come to have fun.

It will be funny if you provide a receipt of payment of utilities with a huge amount. It must be put in a friend's mailbox. Let your comrade pistons, and then tell him that this is just your draw.

On April 1, the day of laughter is celebrated around the world, or a fool's day. From where the tradition came from that day, "honoring" gullible and innocent, it is not known for certain, but the holiday is still alive.

history of the holiday

The tradition, allegedly comes from the Middle Ages, and the first written mention of the first April as the day of the drawing (Fools Holiday - feast of fools) was recorded in 1686. Fashion playing the neighbor and distant by publishing in the newspapers of stupid announcements went from Britain: As is known, one of the first draws of this kind was the invitation to wash the White Lviv in Tower.

In Russia, the holiday appeared and accounted for Peter I. It was he who, according to the legend, the author of the first national primo-mail draw - invitations to the "unheard of an idea", at which the poster met the poster: "On April 1, I do not believe anyone!".

One of the most famous primary jokes is considered the transfer of the BBC News of 1957 on the yield of spaghetti collected from the trees.

In Russia, to joke in the media on April 1, it became fashionable since later. There were lucky jokes, they were not very, however, they all quickly forgotten, and every year of the media makes something new. Although recently, the law on fake news was adopted in Russia, the potential jokers had already reassured that no one would not be punished for innocent first-hand draws.

Funny draws on April 1 for office

On the Internet there is a huge amount of resources that promise to teach you how to sparkly to swallow over colleagues on April 1st. Unfortunately, all these simple draws rummaged around the phrase "who lost one hundred dollars", sticking a tape phone or gluing to the table of a computer mouse.

One office worker under the conditions of anonymity told how he had severely played the employee, because of the carelessness of which their department lost a favorable order and remained without a premium.

The lazy employee was not a fool to drink and in this changed state actively engaged in close contacts with "girls of reduced social responsibility." "On behalf of" one such girl on April 1, he received a letter that became a happy father ...

The guy who has just been happily married and even threw a drink, so she was strained that when he learned that it was a primary joke, immediately quit.

However, as statistics shows, mainly office draws are quite innocent.

Draws on April 1 for SMS

Here, too, Internet offers do not shine originality. Basically, the content of supposedly humorous SMS messages are performed in the spirit, they say, they are blinding a lot to talk, otherwise your tariff will be called "Looking." Naturally, all this with one or another fraction of obscene, which is known now in the media under the strict ban.

Here are some more samples of jokes, which, according to the authors, can cheer your friends on April 1.

"There are periods in the life of men when they are absolutely indifferent to women. This is the first, second and third period of hockey. "

"Hello, dear subscriber! We want to thank you for loyalty, congratulations on the day of laughter and for the sake of joke, we write off the thousand rubles from your account. Your mobile operator. "

"I found out what kind of stone is your horoscope! Judging by your face - brick. "

"Look to the left. Look to right. Look up. Do you feel like a fool?! "

Etc., etc. And this is still not counting the frank stupid.

So what exercise in idiotic draws, it is better to just congratulate friends on the day of laughter.

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Wishes per day laughter:
Happiness, joy, success!
Let dreams come true!
Let more warmth!

Let smiles be more often
Let everything in life be sweeter.
Let the sadness go away
Have fun day and night!

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We will go crazy slightly,
Suffering a fool,
Let's laugh too
You are speeding face!

And without it - no way!
Who is serious - that fool.
Everyone knows: on the day of laughter
Sadness-sadness - noise!

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On this day, not at all sin
Carry out a laugh everywhere
And hang over someone
So that friends cheer!

So laugh together, people.
Let the joke be unspokny
To smile to ears,
Although the rustles are ads!