Draws from April 1. Propellery draws and jokes for friends, parents, colleagues

Each requires positive emotions. Humor helps a person to maintain health and multiply by vital energy. We offer fresh ideas so that you can arrange witty draws on April 1 to raise the mood of your friends and relatives.

Draws on April 1 for friends

Good wet friend

Consider a charming primo-mail drawing over friends, it works well enough in any rooms. Our close is always happy to come to the rescue, but at the beginning of April, this desire can turn into confusion for them. In order to carry out this cute draw for a helpful friend, the following items will be required:

• plastic water container;
• staircase, chair or stool;
• mop or similar long subject;
• the room where there are no objects that can be spoiled with water.

So that the joke on April 1 was not harmful, consider it in advance, where it is necessary to do it. Take the container and fill it with water - warm or cold at your discretion. Stand on the staircase or stool, press the ceiling tightly tight. Now seriously consult a friend and ask to help urgently, explaining to him what to do is to resist the mops next to the bottom of the bowl. The main thing is to make it quickly that the "sacrifice" does not start asking and did not follow the catch.

As soon as a friend "bought" to your request and reliably subped the container, standing on the floor, get off the stairs or chairs quickly, take this pedestal with you and immediately go away. So, we get the result: a friend remained to keep the container with water leaning to the ceiling. Hands will gradually do, no one comes to the rescue. At this point you can simply contemplate the situation from an invisible place or create a video clip for YouTube. Do not doubt, this clip will watch many, huskies are provided.

Onemost moment, very soon, your friend gets tired of keeping the mop and drops plastic container, water is cleaned down. Do not forget to sincerely congratulate the wet comrade since the first of April.

Smartphone broken on emotions

For this comic view, select a friend who has the coolest phone, smartphone or a small tablet. What will take for this show:

• find the body from the gadget (it should be the same as a friend's case or very similar to it);
• find a place where it would be a "split phone", for example, about the wall or about the floor.

So, politely ask the friend of his expensive gadget to call. Imitating the conversation, move a little and imperceptibly replace its device on an empty case. You can also use the appropriate old phone. This gadget is carefully removed in his pocket.

In conversation, pretend to quarrel with anyone. At the right moment, when the owner of an expensive phone is warming up and starts listening, create the impression that you are in rage, then break the imitation of the gadget about any item or melt it. In such a realistic joke will believe any.

Meader inedible

We carry out a superfire experiment over especially naive friends on the street. For this event, prepare this set:

• kabachk Icra (or other substance resembling feces, for example, chocolate paste);
• spirilled in the same food pieces of toilet paper or napkins;
• the spoon.

We lay out in the selected pure spot the zucchini caviar or any other product similar to excrement. Near folding dirty toilet paper. We take a friend and go for a walk precisely in the harvested area.

As soon as your portion of caviar or chocolate paste come across your eyes, you can immediately run up, get a spoon out of my pocket and strap in front of a friend. Just do not explain anything. Less words. And do not forget to sentence that you need to have time to try this "dish" while it is fresh. Friend will be shocked.

Draws by phone

Punch telephonist tok

To create funny situations, you need only a landline phone, which gradually comes out of circulation, but still in some places. Call one or more people and seriously ask them for 10 minutes not to make phone calls, explaining this by the fact that the communications repairman working on the line can suffer from this - it will hit it.

After 5 minutes, call the subscriber. As soon as he decides to take the handset and you connect, you need to publish a terrible cry. Next, we wait for the reaction or interrupt the connection.

Call to a friend on April 1

You can write a comic message to any topic, change your voice using the audio processing program, which there is a lot for android. By calling a friend, we immediately click on Play, a friend listens to your record, we expect the reaction.

For example, you can report that within an hour or several minutes your friend will be transferred to the double tariff, where the cost of all services is doubled. Also, the operator is a calm official tone can report that all means are written off from the account to help planet Earth.

Also, there are no bad calls from the police with a male voice, where it is narrated by the offense. It is that too little attention is paid to a certain close person, gives a catastrophic gifts and the like.

For people with a stable psyche, reports are suitable that his car or his phone is stolen. The choice of topics is implanious, depending on the person, over which you need to swing. Think how he will perceive this or that message. Voice draw write independently by applying the necessary effects and noises, or download such a track on the Internet. Of course, some expect similar drawing and immediately expose them, but many come across.

Comic SMS

To arrange an SMS draw, you will need an unfamiliar room. Here are examples of primary posts:

• Attention, subscriber! You are in the network inaction zone. Please go the road. Otherwise, from your account immediately spikes 100 (or another amount, depending on the state of the account) rubles.
• Dear (name), you are declared in a criminal wanted list! At the moment, the special services have determined your location through a satellite. The order remains in place until the arrival of operatives.
• Corrects are made to the system of payment by the population. Dear subscriber, lower money in your mailbox. The rest of our employees do for you. Thank you for understanding, the Bank of Russia.
• Hello, today before 23.00 the sofa and the cabinet will be delivered to the address: (accurate address of the playful person). Prepare the full amount to pay your furniture. We also inform that shipping costs are 3 thousand rubles, each floor of the work of movers is 1 thousand rubles.
• Dear (Name), urgently come to the clinic (specify the Cabinet number). Until the end of the week (or day), free vaccination of the population from cat influenza is carried out.
• Attention! Your body weight exceeds 50 kilograms. Urgently send an SMS message with the text 50+ to number 03, and you will receive a guarantee of absolutely free shipping tools. Urban ambulance service.
• Now (or immediately) lift your head. You look bad in the crowd, I can accidentally hook others. Sniper.

Or come up with something your own, unique, in the same spirit. The main thing is that a person believes, I made a void person, and maybe I made some actions or response calls. Then he will be fully congratulated on the day of laughter.

Draws on April 1 at school

Food with a washing powder

Immediately, we note that school payments should be the most harmless, not to bring deposits, not to break safety, do not spoil the aesthetic education of children and adolescents. There is a cool idea for dining or festive tea drinking at school. What will take:

• empty box from under the famous washing powder;
• new polyethylene package;
• sugar sand or dry baby food.

We describe the first option. First we prepare props. To do this, in a box wherever there is no gram of a washing powder, we are unnoticed by plastic bag, fill it with sugar. Package tips need to somehow consolidate so that they are not visible, and at the same time, the powder particles did not accidentally be contacted with sand and did not fall into food or drink.

We take in the accomplices of the school chef, who will defiatively pour the contents of the box to the common kettle, from which everything will be poured with all delicious tea. This can be done on tea drinking with the whole class or on the usual lunch break. The main thing is that all the conspirators have serious faces and they did not show the appearance that they know something.

The second option is to replace the powder not sugar, but baby food. For this purpose, any dry mixture for kids will be excellent. At the right moment, we get a box of your backpack and with pleasure travelers. Such ears is guaranteed to attract the attention of classmates and teachers.

Believe in telepathy

We arrange a joke on a change. What will take:

• paper;
• a pen.

What needs to be done is to seriously say a classmate that you have opened telepathicities for guessing numbers. For example, he needs to say any number in the range of 1-9. Next, ask him to look into a certain place where a piece of paper will be located with an appropriate number. And in addition, tell me what they knew that he would fuss.

To carry out this draw, you need to make several cards with numbers and hide them in different places, be sure to remember their location. For example, put papers in pockets or books, under the desk.

Children's draw in class

Try so that cool draws do not violate the overall school discipline. Write a note with the text "Look, on the ceiling socks, pass to another." It is funny to all the class, as well as a teacher who will select this note and will also look at the ceiling.

Baby products welcome mom

What will take:

• refrigerator filled with products;
• many funny eye pairs;
• glue.

All draws on April 1 for mom should concern her habitual activity - work on house and cooking. Imagine what will be the surprise of a housewife when, when opening the door of the refrigerator, a huge number of eyes will look at it. Pershesia Prepare in advance, cut them out of cartoon publications, logs or painted on paper yourself. You can also take bulk eyes from old toys, they even look better.

We glue your body to each product, each jar, to everything that is in the refrigerator. The main thing is that all eyes are well visible and stand out, numerous views were directed to a person who will open the refrigerator. This innocuous draw as it is impossible to suitable for women and always works "with a bang."

Replacement breakfast for parents or children

• canned peach;
• yogurt or mayonnaise;
• ginger or apple.

Home draws for parents on April 1 are best working if they are connected with food. A good scrambled eggs can be prepared if you buy a suitable color yogurt and put a canned peach instead of a yolk (enough peach half). Similarity is awesome. Also do not forget to add apple slices that will replace Potatoes. As well as the role of potatoes can perform ginger, the role of the protein mayonnaise, and the yolk is gelatin.

Crane colored water

What we need:

• plumbing and crane;
• paint tablet or dye in liquid form.

The plumbing draw for mom and sister (or other family members) is known for a long time, but still everything comes across it and is very funny. You can apply a liquid dye to a home crane divider or more smarter: unscrew the divider and place the food dye in the form of a tablet on it.

When your relative will open the crane, it will plunge into shock colored water. Better take red for maximum effect. In addition to other dyes, Xinka, iodinol and the like are suitable.

Miracles with socks

Set of items:

• all socks of the played family member;
• sewing machine or needle with thread.

What you need to do: we flash each sock in the middle across. Thus, a person will insert the leg and not understand why she goes on as usual. Then he will take another pair, and there is a similar problem - the line in the center. Try to make a light line so that the socks can then be restored without deposits.

Raffle on April 1 at work

Cat delicacy for colleagues

Necessary subjects:

• feline feed in the form of pads;
• dry breakfast in the form of pads.

Positive communication of colleagues and cheerful corporate spirit - indispensable things for a company of any field of activity, but humor should not interfere with work. For this draw, get a dry breakfast box in the form of chocolate pads and another box of feline feed, also in the form of delicious pads.

Ruthlessly replace the contents of the box and enjoy the effect of delicious snack of colleagues.

Computer problems

When your colleague will leave the workplace, proceed to work with its computer. Take care for a friend missing the right time, ask him to have a service or send for lunch. Open any program, roll it into a small window and place it in the center of the desktop or in any other place so that it does not overlap the icons.

Now you have to make a screenshot - that is, the screen shot. To do this, click Alt and Printscreen, then insert the image into a graphic editor, save it and install instead of desktop wallpapers.

Your colleague comes, trying to close the program in vain. Next, he begins to worry and think that the operating system hung. After the reboot, nothing will change. During this time you will have time to pull out the colleague.

Congratulations-draw in the workplace

What will take for a joke:

• plastic cups;
• foil, wrapping paper (toilet paper, color stickers or similar).

You simply must consider jokes for colleagues for work, so that your tricks are remembered for a long time. Option One: Purchase a large number of plastic cups, completely climb everything workplace and how to block the entire adjacent territory. To do this, carefully arrange the cups on the floor, table, chairs, windowsill, office equipment and other subjects. They must necessarily stand close to each other. You can put glasses on the bottom or on the neck, it is irrelevant.

Your colleague will not be able to get to its territory until the whole arsenal of cups will remove. He is provided a lot of physical work, and you have a lot of laughter.

Also, a good cheerful draw can be done at work using foil. Your task is to wrap foil literally everything. All furniture, computer, all objects on the table, work supplies. Also stance a brilliant carpet on the floor.

And you can puncture absolutely whole car body with colored stickers. Looks amazing.

Universal Propelle Raffle in the subway

Reflecting on what draws can be invented by April 1, you should not be limited to home and work. Go outside to congratulate people on the holiday of laughter. Next, we describe a wonderful joke in the subway, which can be implemented by a couple.

For this joke, you need a person with a serious face and a solid view. If you are such, then confidently log in to the car at any stop. As soon as the train moved, demonstratively approach the place where the driver's call button is located. Slim down the button and let's spend: "Please Hamburger and 2 Colaes in the wagon (name the car number)". After you say a speech in all, wait for the next stop, which includes your accomplice and loudly asks people: "Whose order 2 cola and hamburger?".

As soon as you calculate with the "Delivery", take the food, it comes out. The train begins again. At this point, we jerically use the button again, just this time say loudly and distinctly: "Next we are going to the final without stopping!", Or offer some other option of a route that is definitely unacceptable for all passengers. Do not forget to organize a video - the third accomplice can imperceptibly remove everything on the phone. Such a creative approach will be perceived excellent any audience.

Do not forget to give close comic gifts for April 1st. Create a raised mood for yourself and others. Happy holiday you, and, by the way, urgently look back, you have the whole spin white.

Day of jokes, jokes and drawing the most fun holiday in the year. On this day, it is supposed to play all - relatives, loved ones, friends, colleagues and even completely unfamiliar people.

Jokes and jokes on the day of laughter give a lot of bright impressions and positive emotions, but the draw on April 1 must be good-natured, funny and at the same time harmless.

Sputnik Georgia has prepared a selection of funny and original "jokes" for those who want to play on April 1 of their relatives, friends, colleagues, classmates and raise the mood to everyone around.

Funny jokes and draws

The first of April in 2019 falls on Monday - the day is heavy, so, starting the morning with the draw, you will provide the whole family a wonderful mood for the whole day.

Waking up early, replace slippers for more or smaller size, and even better put sneakers of different sizes. You can strain one sock or fold a pair of different.

Adults to lay children's things, and children are big - not in size, but it will be funnier, spending time for the preparation of the draw, to sew the thread of the pitch and the sleeves into the clothes of their households or sew the neck.

Jokes and jokes that we have done more than once in childhood are also relevant - draw the face of the sleeping ketchup, toothpaste or other quickly washing the mixture. Tube toothpaste can be filled with a syringe with milk or sour cream.

Clean the crust of the crane with a liquid dye of red, as a result of the crane, red water is spoiled.

© Sputnik / Alex Shlamov

Under the toilet seat, put dry pasta, and when someone sits on it - it will crack as if it broke. Use for drawing cosmetics - replace, for example, cream for a creamy butter or cover with colorless varnish so that it does not fance. You can also make a neck shampoo with a film for products.

Can replace salt on sugar or add pepper into coffee. Prepare the glazing from sour cream and halves canned peach, and instead of juice, serve jelly.

Place with a ready breakfast on the night in the freezer, and in the morning with an innocent look, watch how a suspecting child will try in vain to kill the frozen milk.

You can decorate the products stored in the refrigerator, eyes and ask someone from households to get something from it.

Different jokes and jokes can be listed infinitely, and no matter how you will play your relatives on April 1 - the main thing is that this is a wonderful reason to laugh with the whole family.

Original jokes

Friends can be played in different ways, including putting the punching pillow by them. It must be hidden under the seat cushion, it was harder to notice. At the same time, do not forget to check that the air is where to go.

Many jokes and draws associated with the phone. For example, call a friend and ask not to answer it within a few minutes on calls, since the telephonist works on the line and it can be powder.

For another draw, you need to enable redirection on your mobile phone to any number - for example, hairdresser, bathrooms, holiday homes or government agencies. Imagine the surprise of people who calfs you when they will hear an unfamiliar voice, pronounced the name of the organization, instead of your "Alo".

One of the old jokes - by calling the unknown phone number, say the following text: "Hello, is it a corner of the Durov? Did you order a speaking horse? Only do not throw a handset, you know how difficult to pick up hoofs!"

Original and funny joke - ice cola. Offer Comrade Kola and put the ice stuffed with chewing candy in it. When the ice is melted and the menthos will come into a reaction with a cola - a real fountain is guaranteed.

You can enclose the workplace or machine of a friend with multi-colored stickers with various wishes and recognition in love. Or simply throwing his workplace toys - for example, various cords and spiders.

And it is better to arrange a party with friends, and let everyone prepare a pair of original and funny and competitions in the evening, and for the most successful draw hand, give the prize.

You can play colleagues as follows - Clamp your mouse with a scotch and watch them reaction. Or hide the mouse, leaving a note: "Goodbye, flew to the Bahamas."

Scotch tape can be glued to the table all that it is - pencils, handles, notepad, keyboard, telephone, mouse and so on. The fan beep under the chair of the colleague is one of the funny and original jokes, which does not age.

It is enough just to play all employees at the same time - bring the box of cakes with the inscription on April 1 to work and as if you would not care that you do not want. Be sure that no one will do nobody to the taste, as they will guess what you did with them.

You can play original employees and so - post on the bulletin board pre-printed by the head of the head of changes in the vacation schedule or say to colleagues that half of the salary of everyone, from now on, will be listed to the organization Foundation.

Draw classmates and teachers

Children on April 1 gives indescribable joy, and for teachers who, at every step expects a misguide of mischievous, he is quite complicated.

Spectrum of jokes and drawers from schoolchildren, ingenuity and fantasies of which adults can only envy, quite extensive.

The most common draws and jokes are gluing stickers to the backs of classmates with various inscriptions, like "sit on me, who has no horse" or "free shipping - pumping with a breeze."

An old funny joke, which always works: "And where are you so stupid." Or write on the leaflet "on the ceiling of the broom" and let it in the class. Which of classmates will read, he necessarily raises the voice up, and together with them the teacher will begin to see the ceiling, trying to understand what is happening.

Invite someone from the disciples to gas production, having shook the bottle in advance in advance, and the color fountain is guaranteed.

If a cool board is rubbed with dry soap, it will not work with chalk on it, but then wash the board later.

For another funny joke, you need to take a cardboard box, the more, the better, cut down the bottom and put it on the closet, so that the bottom lies tightly. Then fill it with confetti and cover on top. To attract the attention of the teacher, write on the box something large with a bright color marker.

And when the teacher tries to take her off or asks it to make any of the students - the sacrifice of the draw will be sick of confetti.

Jokes, jokes and draws on April 1 will give you and the surrounding lot of positive emotions and vivid impressions. So having fun and give joy to others. But try not to overdo it in order to not offend someone.

Material prepared on the basis of open sources

1. Sugar cocaine
We sat somehow, drank on February 23, and at some point among the conversation (because Vodka no longer wanted) I suggested sniffing Cocaine, which I was allegedly presented for the New Year. Well, naturally, a couple of people immediately agreed to try. I went to the kitchen with a conspiratorial view (naturally, one), pulled out a sugar powder from the locker, wrapped a little in a package from the newspaper and put in the room. There, for all the rules of modern films pulled a mirror, a credit card made the "tracks" and, turning the bill of 50 lats (about $ 100), the first leaned, and the face of the face, pulled the path in the mouth.

After me, those who agreed, but naturally pulling into the nostrils .... It was necessary to see their happy faces and hear their discussion of the sweet taste of "cocaine", who have what sensations, etc. :) Joke (I consider harmless) goes only in my companies, but a good mood instead of a hard hangover, especially if you write on
video, I guarantee.

2. Raffle with box.
"In the audience, where there will be a lecture now, put a small box on a high (above human growth) place, for example, on the closet. The box should be the opening top and there should be no bottom. Outside to paste a bright, a noticeable inscription, for example, sex, Condoms and fill in a box of confidence. The teacher enters the audience, sees a box with the calling title and what does it make? Of course, removes it from the cabinet. And the box is without the bottom. The result is clear. He will go in the office and in the hostel. "

3. Raffle with threads.
"If the door opens out in the room of your colleague or neighbor on the hostel, then such a draw is possible. You need to connect all possible items: books, knobs, light furniture items, etc. With the help of threads with the door handle." Sacrifice "opens the door, And all the items fly away from their places. Full of defeat. The only difficulty is to get out of the room, picing the thread to the handle and without disturbing the items. "

4. Raffle with signs.
"In the institution, where many visitors, place a sign indicating the toilet on the door of a completely different room. It is desirable that workers who are in this room can be outwarded as much as possible - so longer your plate will hide, and the longer employees will observe rapidly running, columnar and running people. Especially if you put a signpost of a female toilet. You can make a few shooter of the pointers so that people find the road to the pseudo tale. You can use the inscription "Buffet" instead of the "Toilet" inscription - employees will have to explain very many times that And for example, laboratory manual. "

5. Draw with a rope.
"Take a long rope and find a small separately worth the house. Passing by a person to ask for any pretext to hold the end of the rope. With the other end of the rope, go around the house and, bypassing almost completely, to ask for another person to hold this end of the rope. Warm to ask you to pull and leave . What
was it? These people do not see each other, they prevent them from the corner (you see them both), and they can't quit the rope - because they were asked to hold them. What will it end? I do not know."

6. Distribution by phone.
"Suppose your team has a new young secretary. Spectators dedicated to the draw, watch her behavior. Anyone from the next room calls the secretary and as many serious voice reports that they call off the telephone station, and now for purposes Cleaning wires on the telephone channel will be filed
hot couple under pressure. Therefore, you need to very quickly eat all the handsets in the office with polyethylene or paper (or put them on the floor). Everyone is sitting and watching:. The most important thing is to pronounce it seriously and quickly. Well, the secretary must be sufficiently trusting. "

7. Draw with a mannequin.
"Select the" object "of the draw. It may be a neighbor or a neighbor around the room or a cabinet. The room should be at least on the 2nd floor. In the eyes of the" object "you need to sit at the open window on the window sill. At some point when" object "Does not look at you, you should hide or silently leave the room.
At the same time, your assistant on the street under the window lay out the scarecrow - clothes as you are packed with paper for volume (bright T-shirt, etc.) - and Phaneur under the color of the asphalt with a painted stain "blood". Then he shouts your name with the words: "crashed, crashed, help ::.".

Assistant, located in the room, and the "object" run up to the window and see your body on the asphalt. Assistant proposes to descend and help you if it is still possible. When they run away, you return to the room on your place and sit as you happen. While the "object" runs down, the "body" and plywood are cleaned. "Object" does not understand anything. Assistant
he said that the body was probably already removed. They are returned to the room, and the "object" sees you - a dumb scene :: .. "

8. Draw dry ice.
"Take a hot water basque, pour a bottle of shampoos and throw a dry ice. I didn't try myself, but they say foam very, very, very much - can fill out your neighbor's room. Imagine a picture?"

9. Raffle with powder.
"Your neighbor is in the room. Temporarily block his door so that he cannot get out. Fill the tube of suitable baby powder. One end of the tube to substitute under the door or to the slot in the jacket, and the other to put the hair dryer, and the full room Sproves are ready. "

10. Distribution with bed.
"In a hostel or in the barracks. While a person sleeps to take it on the bed to the toilet. He jumps around at the team, and around one toilet bowl ::. And not clothes."

11. Raffle with snowball.
"Start a huge snowball and with the help of assistants on a sheet to drag into the room (office)" object "shortly before it arrived. It will not be able to pull the snowball entirely, and the snowball is melting: .."

12. "Spontaneous Draw".
"The case was in the middle of the 80s. When, I came to visit my grandfather in Biysk. We and Grandfather, ending the blotch of the ceilings in his apartment, went out to the street and began to wash the paintopult and the film that was covered by Paul. Both were in work clothes. My woman is a film, and here the woman comes from the neighboring house and, without recognizing the grandfather, asks when we deal with them in the apartment. I must say that they have practiced it - from ilko we went through apartments and blenel the ceilings Kraskopult. I already wanted to say that we are not from the Focus, and grandfather says: "And you take out furniture on the street, we will now come to beat. Do not carry out, we will not beat. "There were all one-storey houses there, so all things could be easily put out on the street. We were waving the film and left. I already forgot about it. After two hours I go out into the street. And what I see. Of the two All the surrounding houses are pulled out all: things, books, beds, cabinets, TVs, etc. The neighbor, it turns out that I found everyone and told the "joyful" news. I went to my grandfather, I said that I saw. We looked out of the window and do not know whether to laugh , whether to cry. In the evening they still dragged - when they called themselves. "

13. Distribution in the subway
A group of people coming into one car metropolitan. Everyone comes so that no one suspects that they are together. After a while, as the train leaves from the station, one of the entered comes to the communication button with the driver, pretends that it presses it and says it to hear as many people as possible: "Hamburger and a large Coca-Claus in the car number ____" (The wagon number is written next to the button). Having said this, he just becomes and waits for the next station. At the next station, another person comes in this car (preferably in T-shirt or Coca-Cola Cap) and asks loudly: "Who ordered Hamburger and Coca-Cola." That person who ordered, suitable, takes the "order", quickly calculated and goes on. The one who brought an order should have time to reach this station. The train begins. The person comes up to the button again and says: "To the end without stopping." The reaction from passengers is simply indescribable.

14. Raffle "Test for sobriety"
"Here is one old simple draw. Returning to the company home after a party (preferably in a crowded street), a dispute is started - who from the company members most sober. The chosen victim of the draw is invited to do smooth (it is necessary to emphasize that it's a smooth) swallow (I hope that this is for figure - understandable). After the victim diligently
it will make something that requires it, you need to declare that he (she) is absolutely drunk. In response to the underwent exclamations of the victim, explain that a sober person will never make such a goal place. "

15. Trolleybus Raffle
"The old draw (somewhere the beginning of the 80s. I was fulfilled by me more than once). For a draw, you need an orange vest (like road workers) and building mittens. At the rush hour, approach the trolleybus from behind and pull down the ropes with which they regulate Contact rods ("mustache"). Ask for any passing to hold the ropes while you will regulate something there in the cockpit. Your appearance does not cause doubts that you are a driver. oooooochin quickly leaving the safe distance. Anger of real drivers is terrible .

16. Trolleybus Raffle
"Two people dress more or less equally, then located in two adjacent stops, for example, trolleybus. Then such a picture appears in the trolleybus at the top stop: the guy runs for the already shipping trolleybus and, of course, does not have time. At the next stop in open Doors burst like the same type with a terrible shortness of breath and words like: "I barely caught up !!!" The impression is produced by an indelible. "

17. Distribution about the phone
"In practice, it was used quite often. In a large company, an arbitrary (or specific) phone number is selected. Someone calls on him and asks for the phone, for example, Petya Ivanova. (For some reason we have asked Mishe Gurevich all the time). There, Naturally, they answer that Misha Gurevich is not here and never happened. After some time, the following calls, and again urgently asks Misha Gurevich to the phone. Then the third, fourth, how many people are enough (and fantasy of this nation, at that end of the wire To speak). In general, the last call of this number: "Hello, it's Misha Gurevich. I did not call here? "

18. Distribution about the phone
"It's still about the phone. Old, with a beard. Call someone and say that this is from the Hweak, that in an hour will turn off the water and that they are just asking for water in all the containers. An hour later, call back and ask:" Water scored? Preheat, now I will wash the elephant. "

19. School-chalk
"Stupitsky joke from the time of school. Cool board rubbed soap. Then it is impossible to write with chalk."

20. Computer draw
The joke is very common in the computer medium. Performed repeatedly and me and my friends on the 1st of April. Selects a victim working with a computer,
but not understanding in it almost nothing and understanding English with difficulty. Usually satisfactory combination of factors can be found in any large office. The execution time - the victim should not have open and not saved vital files. The inscription "Any Key" is printed and glued to the sacrifice computer system
the place of inscriptions "Reset" ... before or later, but some program will give a message like "Press Any Key to Continue". Having found on the keyboard "Any Key" the victim examines the surrounding space and - about a miracle! - Detects it on the system unit.

The most amazing effect of this draw is a sharp increase in education (as a consequence of suspicion) at the victim in the next few days ;-) "