Rare surnames: list, history. Unusual surnames Rzhachny surnames list

We all have different surnames. They are funny and sad, funny and funny. We do not choose what we will be called .. not destiny! Therefore, we are called whatever you like! Now we will present you with the funniest names and surnames, and you decide ... - laugh or cry out loud, pitying a real person who received such a name and surname.

Look .. this is real data of real people! It is no one's fault that people have such names and surnames. It's funny, of course, laugh ... just do not forget that we do not choose these data. This is a gift of fate, which will stick "like a bath sheet" and it is almost impossible to tear it off. You will say that I would quickly change all the data, but in the memory of people you will still remain that “funny-family” who recently changed his data, and acquaintances will tell everyone else and you will still have a new “klikuha”, which may be worse!

Really funny and cool female names and surnames

For your attention, funny women .., no, not so! Funny names and funny surnames of cute girls and beautiful women. Why did fate decide so that cute creatures can have such terrible data? For them, the most pressing and vital issue is to get married urgently and change their surname! In the meantime, they sit in their offices with funny names, go through life and make the audience laugh right and left ...

Photo of passports of guys and men with funny data

Passports prove that people with funny names and cool surnames live among us. They not only go through life laughing, since they do not change their data, they make us laugh and bring some flavor to our life. "Laugh, how many will fit, here the name will not come out of the passport ..."

The data in the passports of girls (women) - cause funny emotions

Look, what beautiful ladies with such names. How do they live if I already know them by sight thanks to such ridiculous data? And ... it is clear: "They go through life laughing ...".

Funny names and surnames on VKontakte

"VKontakte" can hide the real name and surname, so do not judge strictly, we could not check exactly and posted what is and was ... And this is a Fact!

Boys and men

Girls and women

The girls are so different, so the VKontakte network talks about this. Such surnames: or are they invented to attract attention, or are they real? She won’t guess ... We don’t know! And you see for yourself what is going on there….

Funny names and funny surnames in English

Foreigners are people from another world who write and speak differently from the way we are used to understanding it. However ... we understand something very much and it's really funny! See for yourself ...

Wikipedia has a lot of funny real names and surnames of famous people!

Do you believe Wikipedia? We believe ... because it mainly describes the verified facts from our real life. See what famous people have such interesting surnames. In truth, our world is rich and diverse!

What is the most important individual feature of each person? That's right - it was his people who began to call each other in ancient times, but the names appeared relatively recently. How were they formed? By what principle? Who invented them? Of particular interest is the question of who created the funny surnames. Or did they become such only now, and earlier they sounded quite usual? Today we will try to find answers to these and other questions. It is quite possible that, considering this topic, we will laugh heartily!

in Russia

Different peoples of the world at different times have formed the main distinctive features of each person. In Russia, for example, surnames began to appear in the XII-XIII centuries, but in Europe they began to spread much earlier.

The first to introduce such a concept as "surname" into use in Russia was Peter I. Before that, people called each other. They were also called "reclo" and "name". In the decrees of the tsar regarding the census of the population of a certain area, it was stipulated that all residents should be recorded "by name with their fathers and with nicknames", which meant the name, surname and patronymic.

The first surnames in Russia were received by princes, nobles and boyars in the XIV-XV centuries. Basically, they resembled the names of their patrimonial possessions: Kolomensky, Zvenigorodsky, Tverskoy, etc.

Later (in the 17th-19th centuries) the service and commercial inhabitants of the Russian land began to be called surnames. Their surnames also came from place names. But not from the possessions that they disposed of, but from the areas from which they were born: Rostovtsev, Moskvichev, Astrakhantsev, Bryantsev, etc. As you can see, the suffixes of the surnames of the merchants differ from the suffixes of the surnames of the princes. According to them, modern residents with similar surnames can easily determine which lands their ancestors came from.

In the 19th century, the names of people close to the church began to form in Russia. Many of them were artificially created from various words of foreign origin. A significant group of such surnames is formed from the names of church holidays and the churches themselves: Assumption, Rozhdestvensky, Epiphany and others.

As for the peasants, their surnames, in fact, reflected their street nicknames. Sometimes they changed. In one family, in one generation, there could be several surnames at once.

Many peasants in Russia received their "main names" only after the October Revolution, before that they were nameless.

Modern surnames

Currently, every inhabitant of the planet Earth should have a surname (with rare exceptions). Most Russian surnames originated from patronymics, but not by adding the suffixes -ovich, -ich, -inich, etc., but in the form of the so-called semi-patronymic with suffixes -in, -ov. For example, the son of Peter is Petrov's son (the resulting surname is Petrov), the son of Nikita is Nikitin's son (surname is Nikitin).

Funny surnames: whose fantasy is it?

But until now, scientists cannot determine the etymology of such surnames as Danilin and Danilov, Voronin and Voronov (with the suffixes -ov and -in). The same applies to the question of how and by whom funny surnames were invented. Why do some people say their name with their heads held high while others blush when introduced to public? Indeed, very funny surnames can sometimes cause self-doubt of their owners, a real obstacle to their success. Fortunately, today the legislation allows everyone to change their name to a more attractive one. But then the person becomes part of the gray mass and loses his amazing uniqueness. How to be? Do funny surnames get in the way? Let's try to figure it out.

Some enthusiasts for the sake of good mood (their own and other people) create ratings "The funniest names in Russia." The organizers of such actions ask residents of our country to send real stories of people who have come across in their lives with one or another original surname. They study telephone books, various registers. They take pictures of funny names of doctors on office plates, names of company executives, badges of employees of retail outlets in order to confirm the reality of the existence of such people. And then they make them publicly available with the help of modern communication and communication technologies.

Having studied such ratings, you can ensure yourself a good mood for the whole day! And let them say that laughing at someone else's surname is ugly, that they do it only in kindergartens, we will do it all the same! Not in order to offend someone from the owners of such a name, but for the sake of a sincere, genuine smile on their face. So, meet unique people in absentia!

List of funny names: real stories

An employee of one of the commercial banks regularly maintains a register of shareholders, which has already collected more than seventy thousand names. Having decided to highlight the most interesting of them, he was very surprised, as there were a great many of them! Such as Tadpoles, Popik and Truffle, he did not even take into account! Among them he found the following: Kakashkind, Beeliner, Chmyryuk, Tampak, Intraligator and many others. The owners of these names, by the way, are successful people - the owners and directors of companies! And their interesting name does not prevent them from living - on the contrary, it allows them to always be in the spotlight!

Phonebook Treasures

Another company of humor enthusiasts decided to study the Moscow telephone directory. And here is their Top Funny Surnames! Among 2.7 million subscribers there were such: Blyabkin, Blyablin, Blyaror, Blyakher, Blyakhman, Blyakherov, Bobik, Bobinchik-Rabinovich. By the way, there are not even one such families in Moscow, but several. Special attention should be paid to Martyshkin, Nedryshchev, Zadnikov, Sukhozad, Pupkin, Sivukho, Hernykh, Hernes, Kheresh, Kherenkov. It remains to sympathize with subscribers with the names Zyuzya, Shmal, Shnurapet, Zuduyviter, Zababashkin, Sivokobylenko, Glyukin, Paltsapupa, Sivokoz, Durnopeiko and Narko.

There are also owners of the names Sharikov, Chainikov, Didus, Gavva, Abebe, Jam, Gergelaba, Zhuikov, Bobro and Bobik in the Moscow telephone book. No less interesting are the double names: Engel-Mengel, Honest-Khoroshko, Murder-Joyful, Buffalo-Cat, Shura-Bura. But again, we advise not to get upset those who, perhaps, read their own among these names! You are unique, proud of it! In order to dispel the myth that such surnames interfere with life and achieve success, we present a list called "Funny names of athletes." Among them, it turns out, there are also lucky ones!

Funny names of football players

In the hit parade of funny names among football players, thirty of their owners can easily get into. These are mainly athletes of foreign football teams. It just so happened that their names, which can be proudly pronounced in their country, sound very funny in Russia. In our land, such players will not be able to avoid smiles:

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found on http://www.territory.ru/info/forums/topic.php?t=112&f=22
A little preface. I work in a commercial bank and maintain shareholder registers. To date, more than 70 thousand people have gathered in these registers (a small city!) And we decided to collect ratings from all the cool names we come across, and then play the prize of the week, month, etc.
Just funny surnames like Popik, Tadpoles, Truffle and others are included only in the starting ratings, therefore I do not give them here.
Well, that's what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of my passport!) Kakashkind, BlyaTko, Chmyryuk, a woman with the surname Sexual (an interesting question: how is life, Sexual?), An eccentric with a sonorous surname Beeliner (I wonder if he has a cell phone handed it free?), a man named Tampak (I just want to add, right?), a worthy citizen Judas Shlemovich Preserman (in Chekhov's way: there is no such subject,
who could not become a Jewish surname, but what kind of name and patronymic!), the director of a reputable company by the name of Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone gets lost)
Well, now I will repeat the first three (in descending order) of the current month - I have copies of passports!)
3) Alexander Nikolaevich Sraka (strong, right?)
2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) And
1st place - hit of the season - a woman with the surname INTRALIGATOR (like
international crocodile).
We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and especially calculate such names.
The richest in indecent surnames was the letter "B". In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablin toss under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blaror, Blyatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also Blyakher, Blyakherova and all Blyakhman. Against the background of these sufferers, it remains only to rejoice for three
families that proudly bear the name Bobik. Or
Bobinchik-Rabinovich. And there are two Nedrischevs in Moscow, but there is one more Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad. Five-ass, respectively, five. For three Nadkhullins, there is one Podkhullin. Masturbation is present in two
copies, Pupkin - in three, and Sivukho also in two. Competition with the letter "B" in the Russian alphabet can only be the letter "X", which begins with three Herdwimovs, one Hernykh, one Hernes, one Heresh and three Herenkovs.
For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular with us - there are only two of them.
But five families are named Pedik. They are joined by the citizens Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Sabbat, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa, live very robustly,
Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glyukin. We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.
But the fact that in Moscow there were three Good and even three Garnichs for one Bad, suggests that there are still more good people than bad people.
Well, and finally: there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one. Dummies -17 (it is good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops on the road). And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs in Moscow, and four of the Yeltsins. Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin - 2, Yelson - 3. Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordins - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskikh - 36, Stalin - 3.
The Ivanovs are most often met in Moscow - 21833 subscribers. They are followed not at all by the Petrovs, as one might suppose, but at all by the Kuznetsovs - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing aside from him the legitimate Sidorovs, of whom there are also a lot.

Each person pays a lot of attention to his surname. Studying its meaning, where it came from, what are its roots. However, the funniest and most unusual surnames presented here do not bring joy to their owners, and many seriously dream of getting rid of such a gift from their parents.

One can only marvel at the inexhaustible human imagination and have fun from the heart when meeting such proper names in serious documents or on the door plates of the offices of respectable bosses. The presented list is real surnames found on the territory of Russia and belonging to its citizens. Numerous photos are proof of this.

The culture of the Cossacks has always been unique and somewhat different from the cultures of other indigenous peoples of Russia. This originality was reflected in those nicknames that were handed out to the warriors for different signs or qualities of character. Later, with the appearance of surnames in the 19th century. they became official surnames.

• Karaibeda
• Motsny
• Rotan
• Gubach
• Nesvyatipaska
• Titsky
• Ubikobyla
• Good evening
• Gryzidub
• Sitwolf
• Hoodie
• Unclean
• Gulyayday
• Weakness
• Drozhiruk
• Rottooth
• Pidkuimikha
• Nosulya
• Neeshmak
• Yellowleg
• Help
• Mordany

Of course, the Cossack guys also had ordinary, Orthodox names, but given the specifics of the army, frequent campaigns and close communication, people with the same names had to be distinguished, and then observation and humor came into play. For example, two Sashki could be very different in appearance or temperament, and then each got his own nickname. Now no one could confuse them during the roll call or call them in battle during the fight.

Bulgarian, Moldavian, Gypsy

Everyone knows that people of different nationalities live in the Russian Federation, there are even whole villages where Bulgarians, Gypsies live, and many Moldovans have long been Russian citizens. Among them there are also surnames. who are calling. if not wild uncontrollable laughter, then surprise for sure.

• Bestrescu
• Fanta
• Rakova
• Khachapuri
• Trifle
• Zapadlovsky
• Cherepovsky
• Cats
• Razdvinogova

Caucasian surnames

• Nadoev
• Wallpaper
• Slop
• Saraev
• Pleboev
• Pliev
• Onanidze
• Onaniashvili

• Porosenkov
• Unpizdit
• Hemp
• Shmal
• Zhopina
• Yablonskaya
• Vagina
• Lokhov
• Shelyukhin
• Shmarin
• Mozgoedov
• Durnopeiko
• Nozzle
• Sexual
• Pig
• Kovyryalov
• Zhirnov
• Zhirinovsky
• Chmyr
• Moshnin
• Khokhlupoikina
• Syringe
• Moshonkin
• Brekhunov
• Mityukov
• Mondina
• Mochenkin
• Fonderkin
• Sosunov
• Pechenkin
• Pichugin
• Khryukina
• Golobokova
• Goloshchekin
• Quarter
• Tretiak
• Dobrobaba
• Onan

To make sure that the list is not invented, it is enough to hammer any surname into a search engine and you can immediately get several dozen lucky people with unusual surnames. Help in the search and telephone directories of megalopolises.

Double surnames with strange meanings

In Russia, bearers of double surnames are not uncommon. They are usually hyphenated and sometimes cause a lot of trouble for their owners. Where do they come from? There are different ways:

Someone adds a pseudonym to their own surname, this usually happens in a creative environment in order to be different from others and not be confused with other actors. (For example, the wonderful actor Pankratov Cherny).

There are also historically established ones. Two noble families, when becoming related, united the surnames of the spouses (Musin-Pushkin).

Someone got the surname in the orphanage during the war, thanks to the irrepressible imagination of the educators.

Let's get to know these unique words:

• Buffalo Cat
• Bit-Ivan
• Honest-Good
• Kill-Joyful
• Shura-Bura
• Drinker-Nefedoya

Surname Collectors

There are civil servants whose work is directly related to documents and personal data of people. Among them there are a lot of people who know how to appreciate humor, so they cannot pass by the next family pearl. There are large collections of names from which you can laugh more than one evening. In every work, even this papery and boring one, you can find your own charms. Here is one of the interesting selections:

• Mukhosranov
• Serobaba
• Blyakher
• Intraligator
• Nedorezov
• Akulibaba
• Dolbnya
• Bibik
• Nedorezov
• Dohlik
• Pipko
• Asshole
• Wartkin
• Saloed
• Pogulyaiko
• Skins
• Khertukheev
• Khrennov
• Wrinkle
• Wart
• Shurlo
• Burdyga
• Golotsutskov
• Neumyvakin
• Sinebryukhov

Sometimes such collectors not only write down their finds in a separate notebook, but also make scans as evidence that such funny names really exist, and are not just another notion.

Funny surnames of public people

Among famous personalities, you can often find people with strange surnames. They are in all spheres and countries, including among our athletes and media personalities.

Footballers

• Karjaka
• Smertin
• Kolodin
• Zlobin
• Popel
• Mazilu
• Contra
• Kakashvili
• Krivoruchko
• Joop (Poland)

Hockey players

• Cooltails
• Ovechkin
• Myshkin
• Koshechkin
• Grave
• Vypuukal (Czech Republic)
• Vybl (Czech Republic)
• Jablonski
• Skvernyuk

Tennis players

• Chesnokov

Basketball players

• Najera
• Khryapa

Biathlon, skiing

• Deri Earth
• Miracles
• Cr. Stick
• Sacherbacher

Athletics

• Borzakovskiy
• Borzov
• B. Schieblowski

Jumpers

• A. Malysh
• zebra

A person, of course, is not free to choose a surname. He gets it from his family. Some owners, having become adults, are in a hurry to change their surname, poisonous to life, others go through life with it, without complexing and proving by deeds that it is not the name that makes a person, but quite the opposite, if he is a purposeful, self-sufficient person.