The best Russian folk ditties for children. Instructive ditties for children of preschool and school age Ditties about love
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Chastooshkas for kids are great for themed evenings for kindergarten and school. They are often humorous and funny, making them quick and easy to remember. Chastooshkas for children are most often instructive. With the help of them, you can not only dilute the matinee dedicated to any holiday, but also tell about the seasons, animals, any phenomena.
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Chastooshkas for children about the seasons
Chastooshkas about the seasons are especially popular; they can be told at creative evenings and holidays. Chastooshkas about spring and summer for graduation, about autumn on Teacher's Day, about winter on New Year's holiday are relevant.
Ditties for children about spring
The last snow from our roof
Like rain pouring down.
Under the spring rays
It is sung more merrily.
Ah, the mischievous Spring,
What have you done!
The entire hockey rink
Turned into a puddle.
Oh why does it smell so sweet
Is there a lilac outside my window?
Now I have to teach lessons
For some reason, it became lazy.
The sun is hot,
The kidneys swell
In a long tale of winter
We will put an end to it.
Oh, beautiful spring,
Be honest with the girls:
Give everyone your freckles
Well, we'll sing ditties!
Soon our young forest
She'll be dressed again with foliage
The nightingale will sing in it,
To make life more fun for us.
Oh, it's time already, guys,
Build houses for birds
Children's ditties about summer
For the holidays, hurray
The kids scattered!
Let's tan, grow -
And we don't recognize each other.
- How soft the grass is in the village! -
Slavka rejoices heartily. -
I've been in the meadow all summer
I can somersault in it!
It's good to dive in a mask -
All marine colors are visible.
I'm not diving alone
My friend is a dolphin.
In the summer, every meadow
Like a self-assembled tablecloth.
Delicious forest berry
It will feed you and me at once.
Jellyfish are splashing in the sea
Sweeter than sugar watermelons
And the sand is already golden -
We are in heaven!
The guys and I for the summer
Steel is bronze in color.
We baked in the sun
We stocked them up for the winter.
On the golden sand
The sun was shining -
How summertime
It was good for us!
Chastooshkas for children about autumn
Oh, the trees turned yellow
They sway in the wind.
Oh, the holidays are always
End so quickly!
Oh, you are an artist, Autumn,
Teach to draw like that.
I am then in your work
I will help you!
Autumn is so generous
He will give everyone for their work.
We are on the Harvest Festival
Brought its fruits.
Autumn is a damp time
The rain is pouring down from above.
People are more likely to disclose
Multi-colored umbrellas!
Autumn is a wonderful time
Children love autumn!
We go to the forest with baskets,
We find a lot of mushrooms there!
How beautiful everything around
On a golden autumn day:
Yellow leaves are flying
They rustle under your feet!
The stupid cloud did not know
That autumn has already come here.
Fire Forest Outfit
It extinguishes for an hour in a row.
Chastooshkas for children about winter
Soon, soon New Year
On a sleigh he will come rushing along.
Now, probably, he
Knocking on our window.
In our yard there is
Snowman with a whisk
Watching the dark night
He is our home from the wolf.
Fluffy snow is silvery
Santa Claus is racing in a troika,
The spruce tree is noisy
And fireworks thunder in the forest.
Do not want to stand in winter
Maples without clothes.
Instead of leaves on the branches
Sparrows, crows.
I teach lessons at the rink
On a sunny winter day.
It is true, I write all the numbers,
But not with a pen, but with a skate!
We are all our toys
Dressed up a Christmas tree.
She has no free
Not a single needle!
Oh, winter, winter, winter,
How many snowdrifts it covered!
The people do not grieve -
It will be interesting for parents and other schoolchildren to listen to humorous ditties about school in the assembly hall. Very often, ditties for 4th grade children become one of the most interesting prom sketches. Chastooshkas for children of 10 years old can be funny and comic.
You have the same deuces
Are you going to salt them ?! -
I want to go to the Guinness book,
I need to break the record!
Masha hid it in the closet
Notebook from parents.
Amicably the mice rebelled: -
We'll chew the deuces again!
Oh, we don't like it when Pasha
Answers at the board.
From his sleepy mooing
We are dying of melancholy.
Tolya bragged to the guys
How he climbs the ropes. -
You don’t boast of a rope,
You pull yourself up in studies!
Our Vova at recess
I checked the strength of the wall.
He tried so hard
That he was all covered in plaster!
Katka is a white crow!
According to the dictation, again "five".
I couldn't make a mistake
To support us all.
If, Petya, you later
You will be a deputy
Then your diary can become
Terrible compromising evidence!
Chastushki about kindergarten
I wrote words in a notebook,
I checked it with a shock.
Hit, hit
So that she broke the desk!
Oh, to my ears, guys,
We must not trust.
Although we sometimes hear "A"
The letter "O" must be written!
We learn English together,
There are successes and progress:
Instead of "yes" is now everywhere
Children of any age always like to learn ditties about animals, it trains memory and artistry well. You can read ditties by role.
Fantômas, my faithful dog,
All friends are lovelier.
He brought me a bone
Licked on the neck.
Not to see the guys in the river,
Only the heels stick out.
One is a dive and two is a dive,
The duck gives them a lesson.
- Why is the hedgehog
Sharp needles?
- So as not to gobble it up
No fox, no wolves!
- For four days now
I have only misfortune.
- What's the trouble, centipede
- Yes, I get up with the wrong legs!
Sees cancer from the bottom of the river:
Fishermen appeared.
He began to save the perches -
Tear the line with your claw
Today mom-kangaroo
For your little ones
I bought them for everything
One hundred pocket books.
- While you were at school, Vitya,
Our parrot flew away!
- That's why on the world map
Keshka always looked like that.
Oh, how sorry I am for the horses:
They all need to stand up to sleep
And in the nose with your hoof
It's hard for them to pick it up!
And our Barsik for a whole year
I fed myself with "Whiskas".
And now the kitten is ours
Turned into a tiger!
- Your cute dog
The whole night was howling under the window!
- You, neighbor, do not worry,
Chastooshkas for children about vegetables
Ditties about plants are varied and funny. With the help of the following ditties, you can teach young children in kindergarten so that they know better the names of plants, vegetables, fruits.
There is no tastier ripe apples
The kids know it.
How will we see apples
All at once we shout: "Hurray!"
Tomato with cucumber
Whispering merrily.
In the evening they are in salad
Were together.
We love beets, carrots
And there is also cabbage,
Because vitamins
There are vegetables and fruits!
A friend said: "There is a cucumber,
Ripe and green. "
“This is a cunning zucchini,
You are my friend, scientist. "
Beetroot is a fat girl
And the carrot is slim
And each has a plait,
She flutters.
Why, as a man,
Goose bumps on a cucumber?
He lies in the sun
Why is he trembling?
Ah, carrots, my carrots,
It thins the blood.
I will eat vegetables,
And listen to your ditties.
I caught a mouse in a cage
And locked up there tightly
After all, you can't assemble without a mouse
There is a turnip in the garden.
What kind of pig is this
Where is the holey patch,
Why can't you hear the screech?
Well, brother, this is a pub!
We don't have the flu anymore
We are not afraid of a draft.
Replaces all pills
One of the most striking expressions of the character of the Russian people, their love of life and outstanding steadfastness in solving everyday problems and failures, are Russian folk ditties. Unlike other representatives of Russian national folklore (epics, proverbs, fairy tales), the texts of ditties are not long-term material. Quatrain quatrains are, as a rule, a popular response to some current event or an existing problem situation. Therefore, the longevity of the ditty mainly depends on the relevance of the content of its text.
The place where ditties are performed are all kinds of folk holidays, weddings and all kinds of feasts. It is at these events that Russian people sing good and evil, decent and obscene, about various life events and situations, about well-known celebrities and politicians, and about much, much more.
What Russian folk ditties are sung today at table events most often? The answer to this question is unequivocal - different! The chastushka repertoire depends both on the reason for organizing the feast, and on the age and preferences of those present. In a word,
We will provide you with ditties
Russian national,
Among them you will easily find
Suitable for a feast!
Russian folk ditties (texts without mat)
We know a lot of ditties
Both good and bad.
It is interesting to listen to
Who doesn't know any.
Eh, dear friend
All the people know about us.
Nobody can dance without you
It won't sing without me.
Shop, rolling shop,
Don't sit with me rich.
Better poor, yes sweet,
Will sit next to me.
I'm a ditty to a ditty
I knit like a thread.
Tell me, girlfriend,
If I don't finish.
Don't look at me
That I'm thin.
The mother did not feed with fat,
.
Don't scold me, mommy,
Do not scold so badly.
You yourself were so -
She came late.
The month is young in the sky,
He hid behind a cloud.
Come to me soon
I'll torture you with caresses!
I used to give everyone
Turns from the gate.
And now one is left -
Nobody gets married!
Dandruff to husband lime
Nowadays it is a trifling matter.
But how to increase
Something sensible.
There is fog in the yard
The diaper is drying.
All your love is a lie
Beside the child.
Behind the village
The frogs are croaking.
And I'm cute noodles-
I hang on my ears.
Spring day has come
The cat on the roof screamed.
Soon I will scream too
I really want to get married!
Russian folk ditties (texts for a feast)
Oh, you pit, pit, pit ...
I don't know who dug.
My little one was walking on a date
I fell into it by chance.
They brought me to trial
And I'm all shaking:
Awarded a hundred eggs
And I'm not rushing!
What kind of a walk is this:
You are home and I am home.
And, in my opinion, a walk:
You are home and I am with you!
Are there really few branches:
Are you chopping a birch tree?
Are there really few girls:
Do you love married people?
I'll go to the garden
I'll dig up some horseradish.
I shove Sasha in the mouth
For his treason.
I don't need a pound of peas
And you need a pea.
I don't need a lot of girls
We need one - good!
I haven't bathed for three weeks
And I didn't catch a louse in my belly.
She is fat, big
You can't kill with a rifle.
Shop assistant
She called me "pig."
The grandmothers thought pork
They queued up for me.
It is known that unexpected guests bring some trouble to the hosts of the feast. What exactly such visitors can bring with them will be told by the texts of the ditties in the attached video.
Russian folk ditties funny and cool
I stoked the stove with letters,
I didn’t put firewood on.
I watched everything, how it burned
My first love.
There is fog in the yard -
Zero visibility.
A man lies under the mountain -
Russian real estate.
Mom beat me, beat me
That I came late.
So that mom does not wake up,
I'll come in the morning!
And I am with this gentleman
I want to get acquainted.
My beauty is not enough
I'll pay extra with moonshine.
Eh, mother, my mother,
Keeps out the night.
And I'll go for a walk in the afternoon,
I heap more!
There was a time I danced
On high heels,
And now I'm sitting on the stove -
Two children in her arms.
I cooked from a book
And she closed ...
How can I guess now
What was cooked there.
Chastooshkas have a beginning
The ditties have an end.
Who listened to our ditties,
Let's face it - well done!
Russian ditties- an amazing folklore genre in which rhymes and sayings are combined with a song. In the Russian people, ditties are called funny short songs, which most often consist of 4 lines.
As a term, ditty was introduced by G.I.Uspensky in 1889. Russian folk ditties were and remain very popular both among young people and among the adult population. Chastooshkas are sung at holidays, at various feasts, at children's matinees. Many ditties are invented by the people now. They keep up with the times and remain both old and modern at the same time.
Russian folk ditties were often performed with a balalaika or accordion for one melody, but they could sound without the support of the instrument. The audience just laughed and clapped to the beat of the ditty.
Like other oral folk art, ditties are quickly remembered by children. Chastooshkas remain in the repertoire of holidays among preschoolers and schoolchildren. At the age of 3 to 5 years, kids easily and quickly memorize short funny ditties-songs and sing them with joy.
Walk, hut, walk, hut,
Walk, chicken, crested,
Walk, canopy and threshold,
And sour cream and cottage cheese.
In the morning our mother Mila
I gave two sweets.
I barely had time to give
She ate them herself right there.
Vova was too lazy in the morning
Comb your hair with a comb,
A cow came up to him,
Combed her tongue!
The chicken went to the pharmacy
And she said “Kukareku!
Give soap and perfume
So that the roosters love! "
Irishka was riding down the hill -
The fastest was;
Ira even her own skis
On the way overtook!
If only, if only, if only
Mushrooms grew on the nose,
We would have boiled ourselves
Yes, and rolled into the mouth.
I will go out, I will go out to dance
In brand new shoes
All the guys say
What am I like a picture!
Play balalaika
Balalaika - three strings!
Sing along, don't yawn
Come out, dancers.
She drank tea,
Samovar.
She broke all the dishes -
I was nakukharnich.
My dear and I were walking
Near our pond;
The frogs scared us -
Let's not go there anymore.
My mother sent me
Drive the gander
And I went out the gate
And - let's dance!
I was sitting at the window
My dear rode on a cat,
I began to drive up to the window
Couldn't hold the cat.
On my sundress
Clubfoot roosters;
I'm not a clubfoot myself -
Clubfoot grooms.
In the yard and across the meadow
Ducklings are running.
And I'm barefoot from the stove
I thought: guys!
I'm not a tyatkin
I'm not mamkin -
I grew up on the street
The chicken took me away.
If only girls
Were fish
Boys would follow them
We jumped into the water.
Stands on the mountain
Large building.
I have no happiness in love -
One suffering.
Fuck you rubbish!
Would perform all day!
I'm reluctant to study
And it's not too lazy to sing ditties!
Once Alyosha went himself
For cereals in the supermarket.
“Mom, but there is no cereal,
I had to buy candy! "
Leshka is sitting at the table
Poking my nose
And the booger answers:
I won't get out anyway!
Yegor has two shoulder blades,
And Nina has molds.
I’m their language for this
I'll stick it out of the window.
I baked a cake
She treated Vanya to.
For this he showed
I have a bug in a glass.
Grandfather taught the letter to the mouse,
And it’s a scribble.
The mouse got a deuce.
And both wept bitterly.
The mother says to the lazy woman:
"Make your bed!"
And the lazy woman: “Mamma,
I'm still little. "
Smoked pan
Julia was cleaning with sand.
Three hours under the shower Julia
Grandma washed afterwards.
Dima dressed in the morning
And fell for some reason:
He shoved for no reason
Two legs in one leg.
I washed my hands under the tap,
And I forgot to wash my face,
Trezor saw me
He barked: "What a shame!"
Boiled milk
She moved away not far.
I go to him again:
There’s no milk to be seen.
Folk ditties, funny songs, and develop children, acquaint them with the musicality of the Russian language. The rhythm and cheerful melody calls the child to dance to the beat of the ditty, and the meaning makes you laugh. Together with nursery rhymes and pestushki, the kids should be introduced to the ditty. By humming a ditty, you can show your child simple movements, and the baby will repeat after you.
My friend and I danced
Rubber boots.
The audience was looking at us,
All mouths were gaping.
Eh, one more time,
We bow down now
Let's start the dance
We will try for you!
We start singing ditties
Please don't laugh:
There are a lot of people here,
We can get confused!
I have grown one centimeter
And Vityok - by as much as five.
And Lariska got fat,
A whole class cannot be hugged.
Vanka sits at the gate
Opening my mouth wide
And the people will not understand
Where is the gate, and where is the mouth.
I caught a mouse in a cage
And locked up there tightly
After all, you can't assemble without a mouse
There is a turnip in the garden.
Rook dreams of spring
And the fisherman is about carp.
And my little sister
Only about the Barbie doll.
As my girlfriend
Pierced ears.
Earrings suit her
Well, like Babka-Yozhke.
From girlfriends laughing
So much ringing noise
Like a hundred rattles
Even from a million!
It is interesting that the people around the performer not only listen, but take an active part in the entertainment: they dance, clap, comment, object or support. Moreover, the most common reaction is a ditty response, which thus turns into competition.
When did ditties appear?
It is believed that the first poetic and musical miniatures appeared in the 17th-18th centuries. At that time, they were entertained by the people of buffoons, jokers and wandering artists. Other researchers believe that this happened around the middle of the 19th century.
Turning to ancient literature, you can see that almost all varieties of folklore of that time are mentioned there, only not a word is said about ditties.
- The annals indicate the names of epic characters, legends and parables.
- A. Pushkin wrote the "Song of the Prophetic Oleg", based on the legend about the death of Prince Oleg from the "Tale of Bygone Years", and also retold folk tales.
- Folklore genres are also found in Nekrasov's work.
At the same time, ditties are not mentioned in literary works at that time. Even in the explanatory dictionary of V. I. Dal there is no “ditty” in the meaning of “short song”. For the first time this word was used by Gleb Uspensky in his 1889 essay "New Folk Songs".
Such a significant event as the abolition of serfdom in 1861 is not indicated in any ditty. But following it (since the 70s of the XIX century, historical facts are found in folk quatrains: the Russian-Turkish and Russian-Japanese wars, the first Russian revolution of 1905.
In literature, it appears in the verses of the 20th century: by S. A. Yesenin, A. A. Blok, V. V. Mayakovsky and their contemporaries.
Variants of the names of ditties
Chastooshkas began to compose in various parts of Russia almost at the same time. Each locality has endowed song miniatures with an individual flavor, and sometimes even a name.
- By character: beep, short, short, skip, wagtail, gypsy, Semyonovna, beep, chorus, sobirushka, spinner, treadmill.
- By place of origin: Volga matanechki, Ural taratorki, Saratov sufferings, Ryazan ikhohoshki, Yeletskaya, Siberian podgornaya, Novgorod draft.
Some of the composed quatrains had to be sung, others - shouted out to the melody for dancing, performed with musical accompaniment (button accordion, balalaika, horn, tambourine) or without it.
Varieties of ditties
- Lyric (chorus)- a quatrain on a variety of topics.
- Dance- 4-line songs with a special rhythm that was combined with dances. The lines are shorter than the lyric ones. Example: ditties like "Yablochko", which arose at the beginning of the XX century in Ukraine as love. In 1917-1920. they transformed and began to reflect a socio-political theme.
- Suffering- usually these are 2-line ditties about love. They were sung slowly and drawn out. They were common in central Russia and on the Volga. In the northern part of the country, in the Urals and Siberia, they were not known.
- "Semyonovna"(ditties, named after the beginning) - 2-line ditties with a special mournful rhythm. Semyonovna is a broken-hearted Russian woman. The first songs of this type appeared in the 30s. XX century Then, based on them, in the 30-40s. put together many cruel romances.
- "Matanya"- a kind of ditties, in which the word "Matanya" was addressed to the beloved. Moreover, such an appeal was often encountered in the solo, and in the chorus. This song is a 4-foot trochee, and the stanza has two lines and has a chorus.
Chastooshkas about the village and the village
| My dear little tractor driver, I am his milkmaid. He's in fuel oil, I'm in manure- Fighting couple. *** I stood behind the porch And they said: with a fine fellow. I took out a handkerchief, And they said: kissed. *** Why are you sitting, men Are you wiping your pants? There are only weeds in the field, And you are all walking. *** Oh grandfathers, grandfathers, grandfathers! How cunning you are As I walk on the water - Gray hair in your beard. *** I threw a pebble To the sweetheart through the window. The window has dissolved It turned out to be a cat. *** A rooster sits on the pipe. He shouts that he sees two: Vanya with flowers, Petenka with the money! *** I'll paint my lips bright I'll go through the village, It will be hot for all the guys Well, it's fun for me. *** Seven beauties, seven sisters A fire was lit in the meadow. Singing songs They invite you to visit. *** Well done guys don't like me And men don't like And I'm running with snot And blowing bubbles. *** Plowing in the field in spring Our tractor drivers, And they kiss under the pine tree Our accordionists. | We weeded the garden The guys had fun. It got hot, we undressed, And they fell. *** I'll stomp my left foot I'll stomp right Girls love all the same Even though I'm small! *** The milkman Vasya is sad, And he sighed wearily. Milked all the cows And milk is not enough! *** The girl started the accordion, Eyes shine with love. I fell in love with the accordion player, Didn't hold the brakes. *** Clouds float across the sky Reflecting in the lake. And Taras came to Nyura, On my bulldozer. *** In the summer it's boring without ditties, Without funny songs - Without an accordion, groovy The world is not interesting! *** The sun is shining merrily There is no reason to frown. Women walk across the field And they squint at the sun. *** I was sitting on the stove She guarded the rolls. And behind the stove are the mice The donuts were guarded. *** Ay yes gray cat I went to the river under the footbridge, I lowered my tail into the water, I caught fish for cats! *** Ha-ha-ha, - the goose sang. I'm not afraid of chanterelles. All chanterelles in weight I'll take it away in the basket! |
Ditties about love
| Why did you lure When I'm not nice to you? You would say from the fall I would not go in the winter. *** I walk around the village with Timoshka, And my Timoshka - with an accordion. He plays, hums The wind blows curls. *** Darling, don't knock Pretty one, don't mess around Under the middle window Scratch gently *** Darling sleeps, breathes softly. I kiss - he does not hear. *** Soon I will become a mistress At the sweetheart in the house: Will sit down for supper By my order. *** Dear in the fall Said a secret word: - Save up, sirushka, Wedding ring. *** Curly Alyosha I want to love, I want to leave. *** They came to woo me With a gilded arc. While she was powdered, she blushed, Have gone to another *** Well what is it to become To carry buckets up the mountain? I'm going to get married there, Where is the water under the window. *** She sewed a pouch for a sweetheart, And the mitten came out. Sweetheart came, praised: - What a craftswoman! *** My dear and I were walking Near our pond; The frogs scared us - Let's not go there anymore. | I was sitting at the window My dear rode on a cat, I began to drive up to the window Couldn't hold the cat. *** Who has some kind of cute - I have a craft: I gave my shoes to sew - Sewed birch bark beetle. *** The heart is bursting with love: The cabbage soup is boiling, she does not hear. *** Timoshka has a forelock like a wave, He looks after me. *** Oh, cat, scatter! Don't sit on the threshold: And then darling you go If he stumbles, he falls. *** On my sundress Clubfoot roosters; I'm not a clubfoot myself - Clubfoot grooms. *** Why did you bloom Cornflower, in the rye? Why did you come My dear, tell me? *** Eh, Semyonovna, You are my baby Yes I came to you Yes, under the window. *** Baby, what, baby, what? Darling angry at what? Or what people said Did he himself notice that? *** And my dear gave me Your faithful love And I gave him Its dimensionless. *** Outside the woods, And beyond the forest there is a river. Where do you go my friend Heart worn out. |
Chastooshkas about the wedding
| There was a time - I was having fun Until the morning! And now I'll walk a little The husband shouts: "It's time to go home!" *** I have a good reason - Sing ditties and dance. Congratulations, mother-in-law, You have a good son-in-law! *** Music plays with us - Let it not stop! When a husband kisses his wife - It becomes enviable! *** We don't have enough space There is nowhere for an apple to fall! A good, fresh bride, I just want to steal! *** The wedding is drinking and having fun And laughs, U-ha-ha! And let the bride be proud Looking at the groom! *** The hot summer warms the earth, The wedding is going on merrily And let it be an event It brings joy in the heart to everyone! *** Let the wedding sing and dance It blooms like a bouquet ... Mother-in-law gently rubs with a pen And the mother-in-law sends greetings! *** We want to wish lovers Honestly to share in the house - To whom garbage and dishes, And to whom to beat the thumbs! *** Young, you are obedient Follow your husband's orders Husband, be faithful to your wife Don't get on her nerves! *** To you under the very roof of paradise We wish to make our nest! And so that there was that nest A full bowl for one hundred percent! *** I was looking for a bride Trampled half of Russia. Friend, confess, just honestly: Where did you get such a beauty? | Oh, you are my ring, Gold standard ... I will love sweetheart Until the grave! *** Unreliable girls Overcrowded the country. In our time to rely You can only go to your wife! *** I'm tired of the will in the girls, The share of married people is sweet to me, I will help my husband - Buy perfumes and dresses! *** Everything is according to the father-in-law! He loves his wife! He famously takes out money - Gives her daughter in marriage! *** There is no summer without July, And July without flowers; There is no love without a kiss - All love is in a kiss! *** My bridesmaid and I are How many years - do not count. Promise, groom, bride Kiss every hour! *** Father-in-law at the wedding is a general! He gave his daughter in marriage! He is sure: there will be happiness! The son-in-law loves the bride very much! *** If the berry is ripe, We need to pick the berry. I'm tired of calling a bride - Know, it's time to call your wife! *** What happened, oh-oh-oh, Can't find a place for us: My little daughter is such - Here is the bride! *** Take your time, girlfriend, get married Walk down the street. The feather bed is not yet ready - Chicken feathers. *** Guests were whispering at the table, I overheard the conversation. They say that couples are more beautiful Have not seen it yet! |
Chastooshkas for children
| Walk, hut, walk, hut, Walk, chicken, crested, Walk, canopy and threshold, And sour cream and cottage cheese. *** In the morning our mother Mila I gave two sweets. I barely had time to give She ate them herself right there. *** Vova was too lazy in the morning Comb your hair with a comb, A cow came up to him, Combed her tongue! *** Irishka was riding down the hill - The fastest was; Ira even her own skis On the way overtook! *** If only, if only, if only Mushrooms grew on the nose, We would have boiled ourselves Yes, and rolled into the mouth. *** I will go out, I will go out to dance In brand new shoes All the guys say What am I like a picture! *** Play balalaika Balalaika - three strings! Sing along, don't yawn Come out, dancers. *** I'm not a tyatkin I'm not mamkin - I grew up on the street The chicken took me away. *** Yegor has two shoulder blades, And Nina has molds. I’m their language for this I'll stick it out of the window. *** I baked a cake She treated Vanya to. For this he showed I have a bug in a glass. *** Grandfather taught the letter to the mouse, And it’s a scribble. The mouse got a deuce. And both wept bitterly. *** The mother says to the lazy woman: "Make your bed!" And the lazy woman: “Mamma, I'm still little. " *** Smoked pan Manya cleaned with sand. Three hours under the shower Manyu Grandma washed afterwards. *** Dima dressed in the morning And fell for some reason: He shoved for no reason Two legs in one leg. *** I washed my hands under the tap, And I forgot to wash my face, Trezor saw me He barked: "What a shame!" *** Boiled milk She moved away not far. I go to him again: There’s no milk to be seen. *** Eh, one more time, We bow down now Let's start the dance We will try for you! | We start singing ditties Please don't laugh: There are a lot of people here, We can get confused! *** I have grown one centimeter And Vityok - by as much as five. And Lariska got fat, A whole class cannot be hugged. *** Vanka sits at the gate Opening my mouth wide And the people will not understand Where is the gate, and where is the mouth. *** I caught a mouse in a cage And locked up there tightly After all, you can't assemble without a mouse There is a turnip in the garden. *** As in a garden The goat loves to walk. After this hike Harvest not collected! *** I'm a cow anywhere! My horns are like a crown. Who will visit me The milk will taste! *** On my sundress Cockerels and cockerels There is no more beautiful in the whole world My dear grandmother! *** Sasha and Masha played All the toys were scattered They began to argue and shout Who should collect toys! *** Love little kids All kinds of sweets. Who gnaws and who swallows, Who rolls for the cheek. *** That's how good Petya is Watering the garden! There are now all the frogs Do exercises. *** I went fishing I threw my fishing rod. Pecked by a fat crocodile - I knocked over the boat! *** We played hide and seek in the forest And they lost Oksanka. She climbed into the hollow - Slept there until dark! *** In the summer, every meadow Like a self-assembled tablecloth. Delicious forest berry It will feed you and me at once. *** - What are these mushrooms Have you covered all the stumps? - Lucky you guys These are friendly mushrooms! *** There are those red-haired girlfriends Waves are called. Hurry to them, Irinka, Invite to your basket. *** Mom allowed her daughter Run for mushrooms in the morning. Daughter brought soon Two baskets of fly agaric. *** On the golden sand The sun was shining - How summertime It was good for us! |
Funny and funny ditties
| We know a lot of ditties Both good and bad. It is interesting to listen to Who doesn't know any. *** Eh, dear friend All the people know about us. Nobody can dance without you It won't sing without me. *** I'm a ditty to a ditty I knit like a thread. Tell me, girlfriend, If I don't finish. *** Don't look at me That I'm thin. The mother did not feed with fat, I’m not guilty. *** Don't scold me, mommy, Do not scold so badly. You yourself were so - She came late. *** Behind the village on the pond The frogs are croaking. And I'm cute noodles- I hang on my ears. *** Oh, you pit, pit, pit ... I don't know who dug. My little one was walking on a date I fell into it by chance. | I haven't bathed for three weeks And I didn't catch a louse in my belly. She is fat, big You can't kill with a rifle. *** I cooked from a book And she closed ... How can I guess now What was cooked there. *** I watered the flowers On the balcony with a watering can. For some reason I suddenly became wet Uncle on the bench ... *** And how are the Borkinski guys Brave men are so brave. We ran three kilometers - The sheep were frightened. *** And my dear cheated on me I went to Crimea on a goat, And I didn't give a swing, I caught up with the cow. *** Ah, I stamped And I did not stamp. I ate half a meal of gingerbread And I did not burst. *** Went out to dance Grandma Lukerya, Where there was no hair Stuck feathers |
Ditties about pies
| Bake the pies All gone a long time ago I would lure you You're looking out the window. And on it he met Ninka ... Ninka carried pies, - Cat joy and laughter ... ***
To the teapot and samovar! You friends, sit down quickly! Well, praise the mistress! Well, praise the hostess! ***
I called her "friend" And she answered this: Eat a pie off the shelf! *** I'm waiting for my dear girlfriends Visit this week. I want you to be mine We ate the pirogov. Pies, pies There will be tea with pies Pies, pies We will sing songs Pies, pies We are about delicious pies Pies, pies | Baba sowed flour Kneaded the dough. And a neighbor for a pie I invited you to visit! ***
I call everyone The table was laid a long time ago The pie is getting cold! ***
I put it on the window. All the crows ate, I didn't leave any crumbs ***
Pies when baked With vinaigrette and carrots, She always called me. ***
The river is nearby, the forest is around! Help yourself with raspberries And with fish pie! *** Pies for lunch with jam ***
When they baked a cake for me I ate it myself, now it suffers - And he eats up all the crumbs ... ***
The pies are nice! Eh, we will go back, We are not invited guests ... *** I come to the cutie. At the table I drink compote. Nearby the dear sits down. He puts pies in my mouth. ***
Pies don't go into your mouth. You knew that Vasilisa - Grandmother Yaga's granddaughter! Rinse your mouth with them. I'll go to Katka's doorstep, She invited me to a pie. *** We meet you with a samovar, We carry pies on the table, We don't miss tea We talk about this, about this, Pies with different fillings |
Somehow I sailed along the Irtysh (or along Lovati?)
And I met the Kalmyk woman naked very handy.
Oh, the task is not easy - to conquer the Kalmyk woman!
But I got the master key out of my panties just in time.
Where Baikal splashes (such a lake),
I amused the Cuban woman with what is at hand ...
I am grateful to fate that my Cuban
She took me to her place!
One night on the steep bank of the Amur
The girls gazed at the Herd of Bonivour.
There I noticed two young Tuvans
And stayed with them all night between halves.
One night on the Oka River, on an empty barge
I gently crumpled the Chuvash's chest in my hand.
We sat down on the mattress, rolled the mash ...
And the dream (seven times) of a young Chuvashka came true.
Once in broad daylight in Krakow (on the Vistula)
The legs of the polka dangled over my shoulders.
The feed of the long-legged polka was good!
By the morning I went crazy, pushing the slices.
And once in the spring somewhere on the Danube
I met a German woman mentally ill.
I buried myself in it like a mole and bit like a horsefly ...
A German woman defended her degree in about a year.
One night a longboat was sailing along the waves of the Euphrates.
In it, I just taught the Kazakh woman to debauchery.
I aimed my device at a young Kazakh woman ...
The Kazakh woman still has her legs wide open.
The Nile spreads wide downstream ...
There I persuaded the Bashkir woman to porn entertainment.
It was the ninth wave! .. I am Bashkir by morning
Barely tore from himself by the scruff of his neck!
Once on the Limpopo river, which is known to children,
I met a typist from our depot,
That stood in the way, leaning low ...
I couldn't get past the typist!
Somehow near a wasteland, somewhere on the Hudson,
I was picking a Buryat woman in the erogenous zone.
And an arrow of love entered the heart of that Buryat ...
The next morning she could not go out to exercise.
Once on Lake Huron (or on Huron?)
I drove my cartridge into the chamber for an Uzbek woman.
An Uzbek woman rushed from me with all her might ...
But in vain - I could not afford to misfire.
Past a quiet village on the Ohio River
The Swede swam naked, and even naked!
It's a pity, her mother, that she's so Swedish
It can be extremely rare on the way!
Once a Japanese woman under a bush on the Izhora river
She sang "Waltz Boston" in B flat major.
Oh, what an alluring look that Japanese woman had ...
Since then, both of my membranes have been hurting.
A huge crocodile swam down the river Elbe,
Where I spent combat firing with a Czech woman ...
And two days ago at the mouth of the Rio Grande
The Ethiopian was kneading the tonsils about me.
Once a Karelian came to me and brought a Karelian.
I warmed up a whole plate for her ...
On the bend of the Ob, somewhere closer to the night
I loved that Karelian very much outside the box.
Once in Kolyma (or Ilmen?)
I fucked nanaiku her deer too.
Oh, I'll leave in the spring in the wilds of the Amazon!
Finns and Estonians lingered there for me.