Hottabych. Quotes

Hottabych. Quotes
29.06.2019

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Oh, and this is me. Gena Ryzhov, wearing rare 1976 headphones.

So, for six months you were hacking her over the network into computer toys, and all this time you claimed that you have a girlfriend.

I will wait until 18. But for 6 years, no one will fuck my brains.

So that's it. Like adults, but no brains. It's generally difficult to grow up nowadays.

It all started with a hack. Because hacking is cool. In general, Nobel Prizes should be given for hacking. But the laws are imperfect, and for such things they give a term.

It all started with a teapot.

You live here like a bum. You even make tea in a saucepan.

The "sex" program has been removed.

Yes, for such grandmothers, a gin could be included.

What? Sell ​​your computer? What are you, quite a fool? I’ll soon sell my kidney.

Ale!
- Che ale! You yourself are ale!

Fuck knows skoka lyon.

Hacker, server ... Some kind of nonsense ...

Horror, the monster has swallowed the jug!

Oh, shame on my gray hair.

Let’s know what: we’ll make a linoleum-plane, not a carpet. Easy to clean, moth won't eat ...

Yes, I have mountains of these documents.

You got it, monkey vomit!

You can never look up glasses, okay?

You have a strange village. Hello tree! He is silent, does not want to say hello.

I know what even your most learned men do not know.
- Well?
- The earth has the shape of a ball.

Oh beautiful! Your body is flexible like a wild chamois. The skin is as soft as a dove. Your hair is like wonderful waterfalls. Your nipples ...
- So, Hottabych, let's stop at the nipples.

Ready. The money has been sent to you by e-mail.
- Oops, well done.

Look, bred!

And what kind of bird sings so wonderfully?
- Yes, it's an alarm.

Current don't be late. And then I'll bewitch.

While Hottabych hung up and stuck it into the life of a big city, I ran to get the computers.

Japanese tape recorder how the world has changed.

I was dreaming. No sex for another six months.

Well, like, open up til the time.
- I can do the same.

Do you want me to enchant your Komsomol member so that he will write to you about one thing?

And since yesterday - Mogilev-Podolsky online. Already offline.

Is it possible on the Internet to see how beautiful virgins wash themselves?

Tell me you smoked and I will tell you who you are.

What, my children, can a beer?

How can you be a sucker if you have so much money?

And don't forget to tell her about the nipples.

I can conjure thousands of beautiful women for myself, but finding one who will understand me - I have a problem with that.

I’ll tell you something else, woman.

When I saw her, my heart began to sing. And it sang in English.

Tell me, did you hack the Microsoft server?
I finally found someone who appreciates this.

This is my job, nothing personal.

Okay, now you know Russian.

I'll explain everything to you. But first you have to kiss him, otherwise he will never wake up. [Kisses]
- Fuck off, you creature.
- Your relationship is strange. Actually, you didn't have to kiss. I was just kidding.

And then this will begin ... In short, the greatest worldwide bummer.

But this girl turned out to be such a bastard that I will not even tell you.

Don't think for others. Ask for yourself.

Yes, I knew that in Russia everything is not the same as here, but I didn’t think that it was that much.

Baba Yaga? Who is this? Did you have sex with her?

Dear Gennady! I express my gratitude to you for your unprecedented courage and your highest professionalism, which you demonstrated by hacking the server of nasty Microsoft.

Glory, Gennady Vitalievich,
Glory, Gennady Vitalievich,
Also known as Mazahaka,
Bill Geist's fifth trampling!

If you do not clear all charges against him, I [torrent of abuse in English, translation:] will complain to the central authorities!

Goodbye pitcher, I've always hated you.

I'll buy myself a house, and we'll live there with my kitty. We will sit by the sea and listen to the alarm sings.

Well, the apartment is ready for seduction.

The mole is also alive. Moreover, I promised her a mink coat.
- You promised a fur coat for a moth ?! You are so kind!

I'm not stupid, I'm an actress.

Program code. Well, it’s like she’s without clothes.
- Naked? Oh God!

So she's like that with everyone?
- Who?
- Kisa. A prostitute.
- Do not worry. Do you want me to program a whole harem of these for you?

A soul is reflected in every cell of the body.
- Where?
- Where, where, in the genetic code.

Eh you, you cannot break the genetic code. Also me, a hacker.

... And why did I become a man? People are the most unhappy creatures.

Never, never will you be free. Soon I will bring all the jinn together, and the greatest, worldwide bummer will come.

Drinks: tea, coffee ...
- You will never marry, never.
- What?
- Tea without sugar, please.

Ku-ku. So who's the old idiot and who's screwed up whom?

You lost because a great gamer was my teacher.

Yes, I cannot kill. But in this world you can only be a file, and I'll just erase you.

Okay, I'll see you again. Don't forget to mention the breasts.

Use a condom dude if you don't want her to lay eggs!

Do you think I'm interested in watching you mate? Huge ugly wingless creatures.

Kisa, even though you are a fool, I still love you.