Fun on April 1 over friends. Seal the doorway

Dima Ivanets was a "spirit" inhibited, dull, but executive. And then he was lucky, I don't know, maybe for the first time in his life, maybe not, but he was lucky. At that moment, he became a star for an hour, seeing THIS on the table of our captain.

In fact, we were not particularly loaded with studies in training, and the phenomenon when our cap dumped poking around with its "swallow" - the green and ushatanny VAZ-2102 was constant and repetitive. In general, Captain Shubenkov had two weaknesses, at least we only calculated them, this is his "swallow" and shooting with a slingshot at rats and crows behind the hozblok. And if the second passion we observed occasionally and only in outfits walking around with a machine gun at the post, then we used the passion for the "swallow" very skillfully. As soon as we get tired of studying, after lunch, the young organism simply fell asleep in the classroom for studying the regulations or the antediluvian telegraph apparatus, as any moderately dexterous soldier from our platoon used it. Any question on an automotive topic, such as "what is the pressure in your tires and how does this affect the gas mileage of the car" or "how to adjust the distributor", guaranteed to knock the teacher out of the educational process and especially clever ones could take advantage of this and sleep bent over a mighty telegraph machine ...

On that day, the cap, as usual, was absent from class, either he was grinding some crap in the RMO, or begging for gasoline from the warrant officer from the fuel and lubricants warehouse. Having given the assignment to study the SA charter, he evaporated from the training, leaving the sergeant of the training platoon to control us. Who periodically entered the classroom between a glass of tea in the storeroom and a cigarette in the toilet. We were not particularly greyhounds because we are dearer to ourselves, sit and sit and either kemar, or quietly chat with friends. From time to time someone got up and walked around the classroom. So Dima, bored and walking around the office, decided to pose as a captain and sit on his chair. But the playful little hands could not lie calmly and, out of nothing to do, they began to shift a few papers. Dima's cry woke up everyone who was asleep.
They shouted at him, "Quiet, blah." But surprise and joy on his face, as well as the whisper "guys come here" made them rise and come closer. In the hands of Dima's brake was just a stunning thing, a distribution sheet for the second platoon of the training company of the communications regiment. By that time, we had served a little more than 3 months and distribution to combat units was not far off. Finding out where fate will throw you was just a pipe dream, almost like eating from the belly and getting enough sleep. Well, I'm talking about a pipe dream.
The platoon hummed everyone trying to grab the sheet from Ivants' hands, or at least look into it. The lucky ones who saw the place of future service hurried to the map to find the township of Mirny or Tiksi. Someone was glad that he was staying in Moscow, someone earlier scolded the cap and the platoon commander for a place on the shores of the Arctic Ocean. Mexican passions were boiling ...

The only person who remained completely calm was me. And not at all because we flew with Afgan to love, because back in May last year, the withdrawal of troops began. Just as I expected, I stayed in Moscow.
There was nothing unusual in this, especially if you consider that I wrote the distribution sheet myself yesterday, March 31st, listing the good guys in good places, and the idiots on the island of Spitsbergen.
And on April 1, 1989, I had only to figure out how to make this document public. I didn’t think long, and taking advantage of the cap’s absence, I left a corner with names from under the papers on the table sticking out. Then it was only necessary to wait to the best of a curious comrade
(names and surnames in history have been changed)

Happy holiday, you guys, on the first of April. DMB-90
M. Maksimov - Chelyabinsk, G. Kizhas - Shiauliai, A. Batov - Perm, I. Salimgaraev - Osh, A. Ageev -Osa

The spirit of adventurism has disappeared in us. We stopped quitting without first finding a new job.

Has anyone met people after the phrase "must meet"?

In Japan, the school curriculum includes a lesson in admiring nature. It's cool, of course, but in Russia there is also a lesson in admiring nature when you sit down on a math test by the window.

Scales at home are needed to discuss with guests who is going to the rocking chair and when.

The idea for the prank: dress up as a homeless person and run up to teenagers on the street with the words "I am you from the future, stop listening to Russian rap!"

He, looking at the refrigerator:
- Oh, your kids have drawn a strange looking dog.
Wife:
- We have no children.
I, gritting my teeth:
- It's a giraffe.

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Listen, can you come out to work for me on Sunday? I really need it!
- Well, only the buses run less frequently on Sunday. I'll be late anyway.
- Okay, so when to expect you?
- By Monday.

Met the ex at the metro. That's not how I imagined it. In my dreams, everything was different: there is a sea of ​​flowers around, I am in my most spectacular dress, smiling and beaming with happiness, and he, with neatly styled hair, dressed in an elegant suit, lies in his coffin.

And for the trick of sawing a woman, I would like to invite my ex-girlfriend to the stage (a tied real magician hums backstage).

It seems to me that our time is best characterized by the fact that Dud has never had a single scientist.

Girl: Asks the guy to open a jar of cucumbers because she can't herself.
Girl: opens a jar of cucumbers herself.
Woman: Asks a man to open a jar of cucumbers, just to make him feel important.

Grandmother:
- Why do you need tattoos? It's expensive, painful and forever.
Also a grandmother:
- Have ten children.

Literally a few hours remain before the holiday, which some consider senseless and merciless, while others see it as an excellent reason to joke. April 1, aka April Fool's Day, forces us to be careful in communicating with friends, or to include our creativity and sense of humor to the fullest. If you do not want or do not have time to come up with your own joke, we offer you a dozen of time-tested April Fools' jokes.

Classics of the genre

1. If we discard the vulgar "your whole back is white", then the most unkillable classic is the transfer of all clocks in the house one hour ahead. The "victim" wakes up by the alarm clock an hour earlier, and goes about his business through the morning darkness. And he does not even suspect that the meeting / start of the working day / opening of the museum will have to wait another hour.

2. Fill the bottom of the glass with the toothbrushes with Moment glue. Primitive? Yes, but in the morning the rage and bewilderment of your relatives are guaranteed to you.

3. Hide all your slippers before bed tonight. The effect is similar to the previous point.

4. If there are gourmets in your family with a heightened sense of beauty, skip this point. In other cases, the good old salt in the sugar bowl works like a clock, no matter how old this "joke" may be.

5. In recent years, a joke with soap and nail polish has become popular thanks to VKontakte publics. Actually, soap and transparent nail polish are taken. The first is covered with the last, and after drying it cannot be distinguished from ordinary soap by sight. But an attempt to "lather" such a piece turns around for an ignorant "victim" of the fiasco.

6. Food coloring to help you! There are many ways to use it as a joke (luckily common dyes are safe), but the most popular way is to dye your toothbrush at night. I wonder why people so often joke with hygiene products? ..

If you have a working day

Maybe it so happened that you have to spend this Saturday at work? Well, maybe office pranks will come in handy.

7. The optical computer mouse can be sealed from the bottom with a piece of tape. Before your coworker guesses what the matter is, he will be sure for a while that an essential part of the computer has fallen into disrepair.

8. Give or lend to a colleague a banknote. Just make a reservation that it is better not to insert it into the ATM. For a long time and painfully your "victim" will look for signs of a fake on the banknote.

9. If you have a particularly curious person at work, take a cardboard box with a cut out or just poorly secured bottom. Put a variety of things in it, and on the outside write something like "do not touch" or "personal items". Then leave the room and wait for the player to enter. Then go to the rumble of falling out things and watch the reaction.

Creative approach

There are many unusual ways to play tricks on others. We offer one of them.

10. Make an agreement with your friend, and go to buy some food "to go" in the nearest fast food shop. Then you go down to the subway, and your friend leaves for the nearest station. On the next train, you enter the same carriage, during the trip you approach the "passenger-driver" communication button and pretend to speak into the microphone. Say the following loudly and clearly: "Hamburger, country-style potatoes and a little cola!" At the next station, a friend, to the surprise of others, solemnly hands you a package with an order.

Whatever prank you do, do not forget to congratulate your friend on April 1 after and say that it was a joke. Friendship is dearer!

Perhaps the kindest holiday of the year is approaching - April Fool's Day. The main task of the first of April is to play a prank on friends and not fall for this bait yourself. If vigilance helps out with the latter, then friends will need interesting jokes on April 1. Consider the options for draws.

April 1 jokes for friends on the phone

A phone joke is a great way to congratulate a friend on April Fool's Day. For everything to work, keep in mind that the "victim" is ready to play. So act suddenly.

Note: discard pranks that affect the privacy of the person and their relatives. At first glance, such jokes seem ridiculous, but if the price of laughter is insult, then this is bad humor.

So, how to prank a friend on the phone:

• Are you sleeping?

This joke is good because the person does not even think that he is being played. Wait until three o'clock in the morning and then call a friend.

- Hello. Hello, how are you?

- Hello, what do you want?

“You’re probably asleep already?”

- OF COURSE, SLEEP!

- Sorry, I'll call in the morning.

This is a pretty tough joke, so when you “meet” a friend personally, be prepared to listen to a tirade of discontent.

• Stock up on water.

Quite an old joke, but they still fall for it. The main thing is to call from an unknown number for the "victim" and it is desirable to change the voice believably. Dial a friend and say a similar text:

- Good morning (afternoon, evening). Is this Ivan Ivanovych?

- Hello. Yes it's me.

- You are disturbed from the city water utility. During the day, we start an unscheduled repair of the main systems. Therefore, the water supply in your area will be cut off. The repairs may take a long time, so we recommend stocking up on water. Fill all available containers with it.

- Good. Thanks for the warning.

Say goodbye and wait a few hours. Then call back.

- Hello. This is the city water channel again. Have you filled your bathtub with water?

- Yes thank you.

- My pleasure. Now go and start the boats. Happy April 1st!

• Telephone terrorist.

Call the "victim" and talk for a few minutes on an abstract topic or business. Then, as if by chance, tell them that there is a telephone operator on the line who pesters subscribers and advise them not to pick up the phone for a few minutes.

Say goodbye and wait 2-3 minutes. Then call him, but from a different number. If your friend answers the call, yell into the microphone in a heart-rending voice. An emotional response is provided.

• Not available.

This prank does not involve calling anyone. In this case, you need to call you. At the same time, the joke will affect everyone who dials your number that day.

Put forwarding on your number. Choose any organization: school, hairdresser, travel agency or bathhouse. What will be the bewilderment of the callers when, instead of your "Hello", they hear an unfamiliar voice that convinces them that they are in the wrong place.

It will be doubly interesting if friends think that you are on the other end of the line and are trying to prank them.

Note: do not set a call forwarding to police, fire and ambulance departments. Firstly, they will not appreciate jokes, and secondly, their line should be free for targeted calls.

April 1 jokes for friends at school

Didn't make fun of friends at school on April 1 - wasted the day. Do not do like this. Show your imagination - and go ahead for a good mood. To do this, take advantage of the jokes described below:

• Why skiing?

You will need four matches and a calm face. Go to a classmate or classmate and say: "Do you want to show me a joke?"

If the “victim” agrees, ask to keep your arms bent at your sides at the elbows. Next, give your friend a match in each hand, and put the other two under the boots so that the head sticks out.

Then ask the question: "What month is it now?" After the obvious answer, ask: "Why are you skiing then?"

A discouraged friend will realize that he has been played, but it will be too late.

• Something on the ceiling.

Sitting in the lesson, quietly write a note of the following content - "There is a mop on the ceiling" - and pass it on to the class. Most who read it, no, no, but look at the ceiling.

Absurd: how a mop can lie on the ceiling. But they will check it anyway. It's funny to see how curiosity prevails over common sense.

If you're lucky, the chain reaction will reach the teacher, which is doubly funnier.

• Let's argue?

Choose for this drawing a gambler who loves to make bets. For everything to go right, you need to have minimal acting skills.

Advice: try to believe what you say so as not to betray yourself ahead of time.

Approach a friend and, holding out 100 tenge, say: “Imagine, today they slipped it in the store. I bet you can't tell it from this bill? " - and stretch out the second banknote of the same denomination.

Note: it is desirable that both bills are in perfect condition.

By the first sentence, you imply that a fake was slipped in the store, but do not say it directly. The second sentence is to challenge a friend. To warm up the excitement, bet on the "real" 100 tenge.

No matter how many people compare banknotes, he will not find differences, since they are both real. When the "victim" surrenders, reveal the secret and try to remember the expression on her face at that moment.

• Practical jokes with food.

These are primitive, but no less funny pranks. Here's what you can do:

1. On your way to school, buy a 1 liter bottle of cola. Add or pour out some of the drink. Screw the lid back on tightly, shake and place in a briefcase. At recess, put the bottle in a prominent place and wait for someone to ask for a sip. There is no need to explain what will happen when the "victim" opens the bottle.
2. To prepare this draw, you will need 100-200 g of vanilla-filled biscuits and toothpaste. The smartest have guessed that on the part of the treat it is necessary to replace the cream with toothpaste.

Note: don't overdo it. Don't let the toothpaste drip or the characteristic odor will ruin your plan.

Put everything in a transparent bag and take it to school. During recess, lay out the treat in a prominent place and defiantly eat a couple of cookies. If no one wants to treat themselves to you, suggest it yourself.

I wonder who will be lucky enough to pull out a real cookie, and who will get a dessert with a surprise?

When planning the draws for April 1, the main thing is to have an appropriate attitude and take into account possible developments. For example, a person drenched in cola may not appreciate humor, so it is better to replace it with mineral water. Although who wants to drink it ?! In any case, the fun is guaranteed, and you shouldn't get too hung up on the consequences.